Top 11 Travis J. Dahnke Quotes

#1. I knew a kid who stuck a knife in the toaster on a few occasions. He learned it hurt. He grew up to be a great electrician.

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#2. Sometimes when I'm writing, I wonder if the words have a mind of their own, and if they're really just using me as a puppet to manifest themselves.

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#3. Sometimes, when I'm alone, I wonder if it really counts as being alone, since I am covered in millions of other living organisms.

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#4. Being in a wheelchair has made everyday things difficult. Things you wouldn't imagine. Like the looks I get at high school basketball games when they tell everyone to stand for the National Anthem.

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#5. A lot of people will ignore positive words when they are down and accept negative words. Those people never get better.

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#6. Seeing pictures of other places around the world makes me feel more important. Reminds me, even though life is short, there's so much to do.

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#7. I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes.

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#8. One time, in New Orleans at a youth convention for my church, I read out of the phone book during a talent show. I made it all the way to 'J' before people started booing.

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#9. When a fire rises, don't be quick to worry. Find the purpose of the fire, if it's negative, water it down, if positive, feed the flames.

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#10. One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear.

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#11. I think the world would be a simpler place if 'douche' and 'touche' were pronounced the same.

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