Top 100 My Kids Quotes
#1. People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.
Frank Zappa
#2. If I compared myself to my kids, they know everything, and they're like small little hackers. I feel also that my identity can be stolen; I'm very paranoid about it compared to other people in the younger generation.
Michael Nyqvist
#4. Yes, my kids come first, but as a parent I need to come to them with a fresh mind. I can't be too exhausted or too tired. And I am a better parent when I have more energy.
Molly Ringwald
#5. I am proud of my kids, but I also want to make my mom proud of me. I'm still a momma's girl at the heart of the situation.
Tori Spelling
#6. Although I managed my schedule to be home by late afternoon most days, basically, Roselle raised our children alone. And so I missed out on a lot of wonderful moments, missed watching my kids grow into the wonderful people they are today.
Perry Como
#7. I don't want to be remembered. As long as my kids remember me, I'd rather be forgotten by everybody else.
Mike Tyson
#8. I think I have enough tattoos for now. If I get any others, I'll probably do my kids initials.
Niki Taylor
#9. I told my kids I just want three words on my tombstone, if I have one. I'll probably be cremated. One is "woman." I'm very comfortable in that role. I've loved being a woman, I've loved being a mother, I've loved being a grandmother. I want three words: Woman, Atheist, Anarchist. That's me.
Madalyn Murray O'Hair
#10. I don't want my kids to be like me. I want them to be better than me.
Katherine Center
#11. I don't want to say anything about my kids ... but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
Robert Orben
#12. The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar.
Erma Bombeck
#13. I am very fortunate I can send my kids to private school, but everybody does not have the money. If you cannot get your kid in a good school today, your kids are going to be behind the eight ball.
Spike Lee
#14. When I look at my kids, and the ease with which they pick up music, I wish I had that.
Edie Brickell
#15. Scary movies are my favorite. My kids love Hocus Pocus. I'm a big fan of Sleepy Hollow with Johnny Depp and Freddy Krueger.
Andre Dirrell
#16. I used to get stressed out all the time when I thought winning was important. I wanted to try to win and help my kids win. Once I figured out it wasn't about winning or losing, it was about teaching these kids about being men, that's when I started to relax.
Snoop Dogg
#17. I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
#18. Like anyone, I stress and get hard on myself from time to time, but it's minute compared to the pressure I used to put on myself to perform and succeed. To my kids' credit, they've probably helped me the most here: I'm more worried about what they're doing than what I'm doing!
Amanda Beard
#20. I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
Yogi Berra
#21. The best thing about having my own company is that I get to go to my kids' school events. I make my own schedule. I make my own destiny. - Allison Krongard, Wall Candy Arts
Holly Hurd
#22. My kids always joked that I spent more time cooking the birds' food than I have cooking for them. And it's probably true.
Roz Chast
#23. I had my Olympic gold medal cut up into eleven pieces. Gave all eleven of my kids a piece. It'll come together again when they put me down.
Joe Frazier
#24. I pretty much live about 10 minutes from my office. I have two kids, and I have about 8 projects that I'm working on, so I basically just get up and go to work, and go home every night and play with my kids, so I don't really know.
Bob Odenkirk
#26. You can't get anymore classic than being a part of a Disney animated film. To me, that's something I can have in my back pocket for the rest of my life. I'll be able to show it to my kids. I'll be walking around Disneyland, and it'll be bizarre to shake hands with Rapunzel.
Mandy Moore
#27. My main priority now is that my kids are happy; that's my number-one focus in life. Are these little people happy, content, and getting everything they need? Everything after that is secondary. Before, my work was my main priority
even above myself.
Jennifer Lopez
#28. Nature is where I feel most comfortable; it's where I find my balance. I would like my kids and all future generations to have the chance to experience nature as I did.
Gisele Bundchen
#29. In my house, when I don't bring any makeup, when wearing comfortable clothes and when I'm playing with my kids, that's the moment where I feel the most beautiful.
Thalia
#30. I really want my kids to feel, is that they can be themselves in the world.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
#31. I rarely need career advice because I don't have a career. No, that's not true. I can't really go far away while my kids are living with me.
Nicole Holofcener
#32. It's strange because you - your life goes so swiftly. You look up one day you're a teenager, the next day you're a grandfather and you want to decide, 'I sure hope my kids don't make the same mistakes.'
George Foreman
#33. Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.
Ruby Wax
#34. I always like to play with my kids. I always have the time to do that. That's my priority, always has been, so just interacting with my kids, and being with them is great.
Steven Spielberg
#35. I love my kids as individuals, not as a herd, and I do have a herd of children: I have seven kids.
Steven Spielberg
#36. My kids are pretty secure, bright, and know who they are.
Connie Stevens
#37. I don't know whether everybody likes the films that I do. I know that I love them, and I believe the way that I raise my kids that they will love them, and that's what most important to me.
Lee Daniels
#38. Sometimes I think, 'Why should I work out when I can spend time with my kids?' I feel guilty doing something for me.
Kourtney Kardashian
#39. My kids have a great dad. I don't really want them to have a stepfather, and I don't think they do, either.
Jane Kaczmarek
#40. My kids have grown up knowing that their mom made a big investment in making sure there was art and language instruction in school and books in the library. Hopefully, they've internalized that.
Elise Broach
#41. You have to do all you can as a parent to stop your kid from doing all the craziness that's going on in the world. And although I still have music that's saying one thing, I still let them know what it is, and I'm not doing anything in my music that I wouldn't tell my kids about.
Ginuwine
#42. If I don't see my kids for six days, I start to get withdrawal pains.
Ron Silver
#43. While it is OK to give school children prizes for 'effort'
my kids get them all the time
I think international statesmen should probably be held to a higher standard,
Gideon Rachman
#44. Well there's nobody who has a more supportive husband than I do, and he has a business that he runs, and it's his own business, so he has work to do, my kids have school to do, I mean, people have - there are other things in life besides politics.
Caroline Kennedy
#45. I take my kids to school ... I make them breakfast. Unfortunately, dad is a big spoiler, and most days, I make four different breakfasts.
Carlos Ponce
#46. We went back, afterward, after the show was over that night, I took my kids backstage and said, You know what? I know my dad's songs ...
Arlo Guthrie
#47. I love what I do and I think it shows. As my kids get older, they can see me as a mom who loves working.
Jessica Capshaw
#48. My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.
Kevin Hart
#50. I inherited the old family turkey farm, and I'm turning it into a fun place to go for my kids.
Douglas Carter Beane
#51. Going out at night and having a fabulous social life takes a lot out of you, and I don't know if I have that much to give, honestly. I would rather give that time to my kids or spend that time reading a book or watching a film. I am selfish and lazy.
Kajol
#52. My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund.
Adam Sandler
#53. A dam doesn't try to reason with the water. Its main purpose is to hold it still for a while. When I lecture my kids I'm doing much the same thing. I'm not trying to necessarily reason with them, just hold them still for a short while.
Spuds Crawford
#54. Looks like a sand pile my kids have been playing in for a long time - it's all beat up - no definition - just a lot of bumps and holes.
William Anders
#55. My kids accuse me and my wife of being fascists and overly concerned about tech, and they say that none of their friends have the same rules ... That's because we have seen the dangers of technology firsthand. I've seen it in myself, I don't want to see that happen to my kids.
Steve Jobs
#56. To stay balanced, I exercise by walking and taking private Pilates lessons and salsa dance lessons. I also meditate and spend quality time with my kids by baking or doing crafts, hiking, going to the theater and movies.
Andrea Navedo
#57. God gave us dreams, but he gave us kids to make all those dreams worthwhile. And when I look at all my kids, I say everything that I've ever went through in my life was worthwhile.
Tracy Morgan
#58. I watch the Food Network with my kids. We - yeah, I - I - I generally don't admit that, but I love cooking.
Rick Santorum
#59. That's the trouble with playing a cutting-edge narcotics detective - you've got to wear what's topical at the moment. My kids tease me about outfits I was wearing last week, let alone in the eighties.
Clark Johnson
#60. I do spend really focused time with my wife, my kids, grandkids, and so when I'm doing something or on a golf course, work has stopped. I'm not always thinking and working ... I think a leader has to really be a balanced, whole and healthy person personally in order to be the best leader on the job.
Mike Duke
#61. As for my career, I always said to my kids, 'you don't cry because it's over, you're happy because it happened.'
Pat Burns
#62. What makes me cry? Anything bad related to my kids. The world.
Raheem Devaughn
#63. I breastfed both my kids for two years so, you know it was very tiring emotionally and physically.
Isla Fisher
#64. My kids enjoy the Disney program, Lizzy McGuire.
Sela Ward
#65. I'm gay, it's all a big scam. My kids don't even know who their mother is.
Harry Connick Jr.
#66. I talk to my kids about my mother's energy and how she would have loved them. I talk about how kind and polite my father was. So that they have some kind of remembrance that even though my parents died from their addictions and so that they know they were genuine in how they were.
Lemon Andersen
#67. I've worked too hard all my life to have my kids control my life.
Steve Schirripa
#68. When my kids started preschool, the teachers had to take away all the fake bananas because all the boys would pick them up and pretend that they were guns. Boys find sticks to play swords and anything that looks like a gun to shoot. It's just inside of them. It's who they are.
Dean Norris
#69. RON: Just to say- I didn't know about much of it so can't take responsibility- and I'm pretty sure my kids had nothing to do with it- but if this lot are standing up here then so am I.
J.K. Rowling
#70. I have enough music coming out of my kids' bedrooms when I'm at home.
Rod Stewart
#71. I always say your body is the temple of your spirit, why not decorate it? My kids say, no, no, your body is the temple of your spirit, keep it clean. I'm covered in tattoos and I get a tattoo every time I write a book. I get the tattoo from the book.
Bill Ayers
#72. A day with my kids is the best day.
Vin Diesel
#73. All my kids were raised on computers: They were home-schooled on the Internet, so they're pretty good at that stuff. And I'm proud of them, but I don't really keep up with it.
Willie Nelson
#74. I would say my greatest achievement in life right now - my greatest achievement period is - and I'm still trying to achieve it - is to be a wonderful father to my kids.
Bo Jackson
#75. I'm strong enough and have a pretty thick skin, but when people go after my kids, I just hit block-delete, block-delete. It's my mantra.
Kris Jenner
#76. I worry about putting food on the table, paying for my kids needs, their college fees in years to come. It's about earning enough to have a living to be able to look after your children.
Shane Filan
#77. I really wanted to be a mom. I didn't want my kids to be raised by a nanny, which would have been the case if I were working two movies in a year, you know? And I would have been hospitalized with fatigue.
Robin Wright
#78. They always say it is better to have loved and lost and all that, so no I don't think I have any regrets, and I have always been there for all of my kids no matter what.
Mark Goddard
#79. I'm learning to trust other people to do things. My time is limited, and I'd rather be spending it with my kids.
Kourtney Kardashian
#80. I occasionally borrow pot from my kids. They do a little weed occasionally. 'Here, Dad' - or more likely, 'Dad, have you got any?'
Keith Richards
#82. In our family, at this point,[Sunday School] its not a choice for my kids. It's a duty for us as parents to give them faith as a foundation and hope that when they bemuse older teens and young adults they will choose the same thing for themselves.
Gretchen Carlson
#83. If my kids decide to be actors and really, truly love it and are passionate about it, then I would definitely want to help them along their way, but it's a tough business.
Josie Bissett
#84. I could get through this. I would be strong because I was so close to achieving my dream of having my kids together.
Abeba Habtu
#85. It's one of my biggest internal struggles - the whole schooling system in London and the fact that my kids are going to a posh school. It freaks me out.
Stella McCartney
#86. I always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect."
Kelly Ripa
#87. When I talk to people, their concern is, how are you going to create jobs? How are you going to help turn this economy around? How are we going to make sure that when my kids get out of high school or college there will be some job there? Those are the concerns that are on their minds.
Alexi Giannoulias
#88. That's really my goal now. I'm trying to be a positive role model to my kids and to just enjoy this ride, because it's hard. It's hard to enjoy it when you're in it.
Taylor Dayne
#89. I speak Swedish mainly with my kids' friends.
Greg Poehler
#90. I'm a big reader. My kids love reading, and I think it's important, not just for development but for bonding. You start reading to kids before they can even understand what you're saying to them, so I look at it as a fundamental tool for connection.
Ziggy Marley
#91. I try to be straightforward and honest with my kids, and I believe nothing beats good old hard work.
Simon Baker
#92. It's 2010. I'm forty-three years old. I've just turned in the final draft of what will be my third novel when I decide I want a tattoo. Maybe it's a middle-age thing. Or maybe now that my kids are nearly grown and I have a career in place, I'm finally coming into my own.
Therese Fowler
#93. Aside from the fact that they say it's unhealthy, my fat ain't never been no trouble. Mens always have loved me. My kids ain't never complained. Plus they's fat.
Alice Walker
#94. All of my kids are into music. My older daughter plays guitar, piano, sings. My young son, he sings.
Martin Gore
#95. I can only really speak for myself and what I've noticed in my kids and the people in my life, but because dinosaurs were real, and yet they seem so fantastical, is why they held such a huge fascination for me as a child. They're so different from human beings.
Bryce Dallas Howard
#96. My happiness is measured against my kids' happiness - when they're in a good place, I feel really good.
Michelle Obama
#97. Being mom is one of my favorite things. It makes my day watching my kids grow and accomplish things in their lives.
Amanda Penland
#98. The time I spend with my kids informs every fiber of who I am.
Annette Bening
#99. I constantly worry about my family and my kids. 'Are they O.K., what are they doing right now?'
Dwight Henry
#100. I'm an old-school, embarrassing Joni Mitchell fan. Her music made a hook in my soul and hasn't let go for all these years. I even sing her songs as lullabies to my kids.
Edie Falco
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