Movie Review Sayings

#1. For the movie review columns, I always knew exactly what I was going to write about - the movies.

Fran Lebowitz

#2. Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Yogi Berra

#3. I read a review on the Herald, it says it takes 40 minutes to get to the first sex session apparently and the whole movie only contains 11 minutes of forbidden fruit,

John Key

#4. I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

Groucho Marx

#5. Nothing could be better than to garner information from drunks, they are some of the most honest and willing people to talk.

Anonymous

#6. I like transformative TV.

Tempestt Bledsoe

#7. I think nonviolence and the mediation of conflict by means of respecting civility must be promoted. But being the kind of beings we [peoplep] are - wrestling with greed, and wrestling with fears and security, anxieties, wrestling with hatred that's shot through all of us - wars are here to stay.

Cornel West

#8. It's over. The franchise is dead. The press killed it. Your magazine f**king killed it. New York Magazine. It's like all the critics got together and said, 'This franchise must die.' Because they all had the exact same review. It's like they didn't see the movie. Got any more gum?

Chris Noth

#9. My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride.

Sandra Bullock

#10. I'm not trying to be romantic. I think you can tell when people are trying to be sexy onstage. When I was doing 'All the Way,' I was really thinking about my wife. People don't know my personal experience, but they can tell it's an honest interpretation.

Harry Connick Jr.

#11. life is unexpected, and back during World War II it was harsher

Nick Golodoff

#12. I think if people ask, 'How is Marion Bartoli?', they will always respond, 'She's a nice person.' That's what I'm most proud of.

Marion Bartoli

#13. North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror. Even more amazing? Not the worst review the movie got.

Tina Fey

#14. What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.

Christopher Moore

#15. Most things worth having require some sacrifice, usually more than you expect.

Albert Ellis

#16. The Bell never rings of itself; unless some one handles or moves it it is dumb.
[Lat., Nunquam aedepol temere tinniit tintinnabulum;
Nisi quis illud tractat aut movet, mutum est, tacet.]

Plautus

#17. I tell you the solemn truth, that the doctrine of the Trinity is not so difficult to accept for a working proposition as any one of the axioms of physics.

Henry Adams

#18. I could have more fun in cat litter.

Douglas Adams

#19. Occasionally an unsuspecting innocent will stumble into a movie like this and send me an anguished postcard, asking how I could possibly give a favorable review to such trash. My stock response is Ebert's Law, which reads: A movie is not about what it is about. It is about how it is about it.

Roger Ebert

#20. The governments of Europe are afraid to trust the people with arms. If they did, the people would certainly shake off the yoke of tyranny, as America did.

James Madison

#21. If you picked up the Life of Frank movie case at Scarecrow Video, the best review on the back would just say, 'Meh.

Lish McBride