Most Retarded Quotes

#1. Full employment - very full employment; long, weary, back-breaking employment - is characteristic of precisely the nations that are most retarded industrially.

Henry Hazlitt

#2. When you're dead probably not even homeless people and retarded people will want to trade you places.

Chuck Palahniuk

#3. You know, considering your IQ, you're really socially retarded sometimes.

Shannon Delany

#4. Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off.

Anthony Jeselnik

#5. Waited for my brother and didn't talk to anybody and nobody talked to her, because she'd always been one of those quiet, semi-retarded girls who you couldn't talk to without being dragged into a whirlpool of dumb stories.

Junot Diaz

#6. Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.

Kurt Angle

#7. Attempts to extinguish me don't even bother me none. Like retarded kids throwing ice cubes at the sun, a victory against Immortal Technique will never be done.

Immortal Technique

#8. If you get it tested and find out you're actually retarded, that would be irony.

Erin McCahan

#9. I hate that word, by the way. Retarded. I

Sharon M. Draper

#10. Antiessentialist thinking forces us to view the world differently. We must accept shadings and continua as fundamental. We lose criteria for judgment by comparison to some ideal: short people, retarded people, people of other beliefs, colors, and religions are people of full status.

Stephen Jay Gould

#11. Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

Zach Braff

#12. Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

David Sedaris

#13. It was because all we wanted was each other's constant love and attention and for no one else to receive that love and attention, which is a selfish and difficult place to be in a relationship. We were emotionally retarded, and that was the best we could do at the time.

Anthony Kiedis

#14. I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.

Henry Miller

#15. My roommate is a 240-pound homicidal hermit. For dinner he's fixing me a dead fox he scraped off the highway near Ponchatoula, and after that we're taking a leaky tin boat out on a windy lake to spy on some semi-retarded fishermen. Don't you wish you were here?

Carl Hiaasen

#16. When I see gurgling retarded children (that's God's doing, by the way, not mine) happily styling their hair with their own stinking mards, I think of Adam in those pre-marital days. I know he's your great-to-the-nth-degree-granddad and all - but I'm afraid he was rather an imbecile.

Glen Duncan

#17. Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded.

Nas

#18. When I'm writing, I'm locking myself in a room. I'm the worst critic in the world. I write something and then I beat myself up. I'm like "Vin, you're retarded, that makes no sense."

Vin Diesel

#19. America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded.

Kurt Cobain

#20. The problem, I decided, is that most human beings between the ages of twelve and fifteen look like their needs are special (retarded).

Diana Joseph

#21. Learning is retarded in conditions of high anxiety and low acceptance. For most tasks, people have the intellectual knowledge to perform well; they just have a hard time acting on what they know.

Tim Gallwey

#22. Somehow I'd still managed to go all retarded at the sight of some handsome asshole with a nice smile.

C.J. Roberts

#23. That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

Nora Roberts

#24. It's cool because you get to see that some of these women are there because they should be. They're actually not good people to be in society. And then, other people are there because they just made a really retarded mistake.

Laura Prepon

#25. I might not be all that good with mathematics in class; but go into my mind; and you will see that type of mathematic I put in; in my everyday life, and you can say that I am genius in a way in the terms of mentality; but retarded in class.

Temitope Owosela

#26. In the larger view the major forces of the depression now lie outside of the United States, and our recuperation has been retarded by the unwarranted degree of fear and apprehension created by these outside forces.

Herbert Hoover

#27. She was emotionally retarded having no sense of humour, cold and no people skills. She was like her mother was obsessed by appearances and wealth and longed to get married to escape from home.

Annette J. Dunlea

#28. I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

Chris Kattan

#29. You do like me, don't you? Even though I'm apparently communicatively handicapped and socially retarded?

Amy Lane

#30. While airports are particularly good places to hunt for Indian stupidity, many other Indian processes are retarded too.

Chetan Bhagat

#31. We feel that animals have the same rights as retarded human nchild because they are equal mentally in terms of dependence on others.

Alex Pacheco

#32. But she would make it, because maybe he wasn't much of a warrior but if there was one thing that he was cut out for it was an epic and retarded act of love.

Brian McGreevy

#33. If a kid really is retarded and can only come up to a certain level, he will still have more success if what he learns is connected with something important to him.

Seymour Papert

#34. Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy.

Frank Mir

#35. people with autism must survive in an outside world where "special needs" is playground slang for "retarded,

Naoki Higashida

#36. Football is a game for trained apes. That, in fact, is what most of the players are
retarded gorillas wearing helmets and uniforms. The only thing more debased is the surrounding mob of drunken monkeys howling the gorillas on.

Edward Abbey

#37. You are upset because one of your actors got on the wrong lane doing something with the wrong people. And you want to blame somebody else for it. And you got to dig up some poor-ass idiot that don't have the brain of a retarded spastican and make him a cult leader!

Charles Manson

#38. Unix has retarded OS research by 10 years and linux has retarded it by 20.

Dennis Ritchie

#39. Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing!

Maureen Johnson

#40. The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons.

Augusten Burroughs

#41. I was always interested in working with people with disabilities, and in high school I worked with people who had Down Syndrome. That was for an agency called AHRC, Association for the Help of Retarded Children. Then I went to college, and throughout college I volunteered for AHRC.

Meredith Eaton

#42. The woman blinks at her, and then spitting in Amy's face she shrieks. "I will not fall victim to your wicked mind games, you retarded spawn of a yeti!

C. Gockel