Milk A Cow Quotes

#1. You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

Nicole McKay

#2. to appease the milk guy by telling him I'd put those mugs out for display, but he wouldn't leave. He even offered to teach me how to milk a cow.

Ava Miles

#3. Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday.

Martina Mcbride

#4. I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.

Lennart Meri

#5. When the cow jerks away, it'll yank the door open."
"But what's going to make the cow jerk away?" asked Little Richard.
"You're going to milk it," said Slank.
"But I don't know how to milk a cow!" said Little Richard.
"Exactly.

Dave Barry

#6. North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

Bobby Heenan

#7. If an actor knows how to milk a cow, I always know it will not be difficult to be in business with him.

Werner Herzog

#8. If you can't lay an egg or milk a cow

Rebbecca D. Myers

#9. You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.

Hank Aaron

#10. You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.

John F. Kennedy

#11. Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up to them.

Elbert Hubbard

#12. Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.

Winston Churchill

#13. Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.

Woody Guthrie

#14. If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.

Richard Branson

#15. Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it

Andrew Leigh

#16. Diclofenac, cow aspirin, given to cattle as a muscle relaxant, to ease pain and increase the production of milk, works - worked - like nerve gas on white-backed vultures. Each chemically relaxed, milk-producing cow or buffalo that died became poisoned vulture bait.

Arundhati Roy

#17. You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home

Bob Dylan

#18. Writing does for me what giving milk does for a cow.

H.L. Mencken

#19. Milk is the only juice in a world of cows.

Munia Khan

#20. The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'?

Bill Watterson

#21. The public buys its opinions as it buys its meat, or takes in its milk, on the principle that it is cheaper to do this than to keep a cow. So it is, but the milk is more likely to be watered.

Samuel Butler

#22. Mostly, whenever I'm booked to do instruction, I just play a little bit and get people to ask questions. We'll play some music for 'em, 'til somebody hollers out, 'Play 'Milk Cow Blues' or 'Play 'San Antonio Rose.' We play requests and demonstrate our music.

Johnny Gimble

#23. We have travelled a long distance from the cow with a bucket of raw milk under its udder. We are a long way from home.' This

Deborah Levy

#24. I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved, which a cow enjoys on giving milk.

H.L. Mencken

#25. A man who has no love in him is as barren as a cloud with no moisture, a tree with no fruits or a cow yielding no milk; he is ever far from God and can never earn His Grace.

Sathya Sai Baba

#26. Truth will not afford sufficient food to their vanity; so they have betaken, themselves to errour. Truth, Sir, is a cow which will yield such people no more milk, and so they are gone to milk the bull.

Samuel Johnson

#27. People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking milk altogether after weaning. It is unnatural for a dog to nurse from a mother giraffe; it is just as unnatural for a human being to drink the milk of a cow.

Michael Klaper

#28. Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.

Fred Allen

#29. Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow.

Warren Beatty

#30. I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"

Mitch Hedberg

#31. Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.

Josh Billings

#32. Have you found the milk," he asked, "or must I venture out in search of a cow?

Julia Quinn

#33. I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?

Devon Aoki

#34. Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns.

Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

#35. If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't.

Dan Piraro

#36. Religion is a cow. It gives milk, but it also kicks.

Gautama Buddha

#37. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Steven Wright

#38. I want to figure out a way to not be stupid with money, then make a whole bunch of it, then I want to move to Outer Mongolia. I want to milk a yak. Maybe I'll just settle for a cow. Can you milk a bison?

Dave Matthews

#39. I never drink cow's milk; I always opt for the soya alternative, and when I eat most dairy products, it tends to be in extremely small doses. However, being a vegetarian means I have to get protein from somewhere, so I do eat eggs and cheese about once a week.

Kate O'Mara

#40. Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow.

John Muir

#41. A man won't buy the cow when he can get the milk for free phrase my momma used to say has popped into my head one, maybe two million times

Eric Jerome Dickey

#42. You know when you're milking a cow and you have all that foamy white milk in the bucket and you're just about through, when all of a sudden the cow switches her tail through a pile of manure and slaps it into that foamy white milk. That's Bill Fulbright.

Lyndon B. Johnson

#43. JUNE: My mother always said, "Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?"
WARD: I don't think your mother is very bright.

Benjamin R. Smith

#44. I bought a cow because I wanted a glass of milk.

Kambiz Mostofizadeh

#45. It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little cheese.

Henri Cartier-Bresson

#46. Don't lose your time gazing at the spilled milk. There are other cows to milk

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#47. What good is a cow that neither gives milk nor conceives? Similarly, what is the value of the birth of a son if he becomes neither learned nor a pure devotee of the Lord?

Chanakya

#48. It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.

Georg Brandes

#49. A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.

Arthur Koestler

#50. Don't cry over spilled milk
get angry and punch a cow.

Stephen Colbert

#51. If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.

Ruhollah Khomeini

#52. Milk is very nice, especially with a drop of brandy in it, but the domestic cow is only too glad to be rid of it. A swollen udder is very uncomfortable

W. Somerset Maugham

#53. Did you ever stop to think that a dog is the only animal that doesn't have to work for a living? A hen has to lay eggs, a cow has to give milk, and a canary has to sing. But a dog makes his living by giving you nothing but love.

Dale Carnegie

#54. If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot of chores like that, mostly because he loved doing it himself.

Stuart Appleby

#55. Some regard private enterprise as if it were a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look upon it as a cow that they can milk. Only a handful see it for what it really is
the strong horse that pulls the whole cart.

Winston S. Churchill

#56. I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

Ann Landers

#57. Writing like this is a little like milking a cow: the milk is so rich and delicious, and the cow is so glad you did it.

Anne Lamott

#58. In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to this 84-year-old woman, and do you know, not once has she come round to see if I'm all right. The lazy cow hasn't even taken her milk in for a fortnight.

Jack Dee

#59. Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in hopes that a cow will back up to them.

Curtis Grant