Marriage Jokes Quotes

#1. I am not against marriage - without marriage, ninety-nine percent jokes will disappear from the world. How I can be against marriage? I am all for it.

Rajneesh

#2. The program of A.A., as written by Bill Wilson and Dr. Smith, only has one purpose: to get you sober. That's it. To make you a better person, forget it. That was one of the things he came to understand in those years of trial and error. It has to be about only one thing.

Susan Cheever

#3. Let every student enter the school with this advice. No matter how good the school is, his education is in his own hands. All education must be self education.

Robert Henri

#4. Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood ... she just jokes.

Saina Nehwal

#5. Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.

Jon Stewart

#6. But marrying within one's own family can get monotonous. One has heard all the same family stories, knows all the jokes and all the same recipes. No novelty.

Margaret George

#7. I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.

Roseanne Barr

#8. The joy of working at something to find out what it means to me is what I grew up with.

Rita Dove

#9. Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

Kathy Lette

#10. I don't like doing [things] as myself ... I like to be made into someone else.

Kate Moss

#11. By electrifying our lives, we reduce our energy costs by 39 percent, which is a huge savings in itself.

Mark Ruffalo

#12. This was one of the secret jokes about marriage. People turned out to be exactly the opposite of how they'd seemed at first; they then went on changing randomly, as though enacting a hypothesis of unceasing chaos.

Anjali Joseph

#13. You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#14. You need to be my wife to win with me.

Pawan Mishra