Man Meat Quotes

#1. Come on Jude, it's just man meat, it won't hurt you, sweetie. Maybe do you some good. Take the stick out of your ass and maybe find something more pleasurable fits just fine.

Mercy Celeste

#2. Oh, sweet! New man meat's made it to town, y'all. Let's gobble.

Gena Showalter

#3. Did you see the way he glared at me? It wasn't with daggers, Cait, it was fists. That fine piece of man-meat has staked a claim on you and he's going to pummel anyone who stands in his way, including my gay ass. My face can't handle that. After tonight, you're on your own.

Abby Niles

#4. Dove tried to take her mind away from his man meat, but it was like her brain was paralyzed by dick osmosis. Johnson's feet were big, which meant ...
He has a monster cock.

Debra Anastasia

#5. I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me.

Robert Louis Stevenson

#6. Existential philosophy, poetry and art - just like sadness - were all unavoidable to a tender young man in the meat works.

Michael Leunig

#7. "Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want it in my ass, okay? I want them to find a meat sweater from my esophagus to my asshole when they open me up in the end! "This guy's covered in meat! He's Meat-Man! He's Meat-Tracheotomy-Man!"

Denis Leary

#8. When men cry, real men, we cry Man Tears. Those are tears made up of actual meat. We basically cry pork chops and steaks. Imagine a steak tearing its way out of your eye. It hurts like hell, which causes more tears. It's a vicious cycle

Larry Gent

#9. One man's meat is another man's poison,' he

D.H. Lawrence

#10. Man, the flavor of a pineapple is 100 times more powerful than the flavor of meat.

Jose Andres

#11. Wit, without wisdom, is salt without meat; and that is but a comfortless dish to set a hungry man down to.

George Horne

#12. Though amid all the smoking horror and diabolism of a sea-fight, sharks will be seen longingly gazing up to the ship's decks, like hungry dogs round a table where red meat is being carved, ready to bolt down every killed man that is tossed to them.

Herman Melville

#13. The whole underside of our society has always been violence and still is. Churches, laws - everybody seems to think that man is a noble savage. But he's only an animal. A meat-eating, talking animal. Recognize it. He also has grace and love and beauty. But don't say to me we're not violent.

Sam Peckinpah

#14. Primarily I'm a meat man, although once in a while I toy with a few vegetables.

Nat King Cole

#15. A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. And to act so is immoral.

Leo Tolstoy

#16. Oh come on man," said Dave. "That's seriously not cool. You're supposed to ride those, not use them as meat shields."

Robert Bevan

#17. Cursed be all those on land and sea who eat their fill, cursed be all those who starve yet raise no hand in protest, cursed be all the bread, the wine, the meat which day by day descends deep in the entrails of the exploited man and turns not into freedom's cry, the murderer's ruthless knife!

Nikos Kazantzakis

#18. Dost thou love picking meat? Or wouldst thou see
A man in the clouds, and have him speak to thee?

John Bunyan

#19. Pain? I know pain at the molecular level... It pulls at my atoms... Sings to me in an alphabet of fear... I am the boiling man... come to break the bones of your sins, meat puppet...

James O'Barr

#20. On the twenty-sixth day of the fifteen-day march, the last of the vegetables was consumed. On the thirty-second day, the last of the grain and fodder. Asha wondered how long a man could live on raw, half-frozen horse meat.

George R R Martin

#21. Although man has included meat in his diet for thousands of years, his anatomy and physiology, and the chemistry of his digestive juices, are still unmistakably those of a frugivorous animal.

Herbert M. Shelton

#22. The man had asked, Why do you want sheep? The wool? Meat? Monroe's answer had been, For the atmosphere.

Charles Frazier

#23. My man prefers meat over the bone.

Shakira

#24. Temptation is like a knife, that may either cut the meat or the throat of a man; it may be his food or his poison, his exercise or his destruction.

John Owen

#25. I am a man by virtue of my hands and my feet, my belly, my heart of meat, my stomach whose knots reunite me to the putrefaction of life.

Antonin Artaud

#26. My man, Gerard, prefers meat over bone. That takes the pressure off. I already have a lot to worry about.

Shakira

#27. My father, never chooses me for anything. Unless he needs a human shield. Thirty years and all I am to him is a hunk of meat to block buck shot. Told you dad needed me. Who's the best man now?

Christopher Titus

#28. To be perpetually longing and impatiently desirous of anything, so that a man cannot abstain from it, is to lose a man's liberty, and to become a servant of meat and drink, or smoke.

Jeremy Taylor

#29. I am a bad, wicked man, but I am practicing moral self-purification; I don't eat meat any more, I now eat rice cutlets.

Vladimir Lenin

#30. Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.

Jonathan Swift

#31. Yet let me warn you to beware of the one-sandalled man: he will hate you, and before he has done his hatred will make mince-meat of you.

Robert Graves

#32. In 'Remember the Night,' love reformed her and corrupted him, which gave us the finely balanced moral that one man's meat is another man's poison.

Preston Sturges

#33. Ho! now you strike like the blind man;
t'was the boy that stole your meat,
and you'll beat the post.

William Shakespeare

#34. A wise man does not step betwixt the beast and his meat

David Mitchell

#35. A strong and well-constituted man digests his experiences (deeds and misdeeds all included) just as he digests his meats, even when he has some tough morsels to swallow.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#36. A free man can live on fish.Independence is better than meat

Halldor Laxness

#37. It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

Mark Twain

#38. Hey! D'you guys hear Dr. Atkins died? Slipped on some ice, hit his head, died on life support. The man who invented the all-meat diet ... died a vegetable. That's a damn good joke. But that joke's like a Toyota Camry - reliable, not inspiring.

Christopher Titus

#39. This is not Winterfell', he told him as he cut his meat with fork and dagger. 'On the Wall, a man gets only what he earns. You're no ranger, Jon, only a green boy with the smell of summer still on you.

George R R Martin

#40. Even the hot meat pie man had stopped crying his wares and, with no regard for personal safety, was eating one. The

Terry Pratchett

#41. May we not die premature deaths; instead, may our troubles be limited to pangs of hunger. A man with life will find food to put in the stomach. If death doesn't kill the penis, it soon eats bearded meat.

Okey Ndibe

#42. Does your friend ever say anything?' the fat man asked. Aloom set down the piece of bread he had just rolled round several chunks of meat and gave an exasperated sigh.
'I heard him say oops! once, when he cut the ears off someone who was asking too many questions.

John Flanagan

#43. and I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me; and if I'm not to have my rum now I'm a poor old hulk on a lee shore, my

Robert Louis Stevenson

#44. A king is a thing men have made for their own sakes, for quietness sake. Just as in a family one man is appointed to buy the meat.

John Selden

#45. Charred, blackened, and cooked, the morsel was brought to the mouth and chewed, contemplated, and swallowed with relish. There was no sauce or seasoning and no consideration for aesthetics or art. Yet the combination of meat and fire yielded something revolutionary. Cooked meat made man happy.

Tony Federico

#46. Dorian used to watch you like a starving man who wants meat. Now he looks at you like he wants seconds.

Richelle Mead

#47. Get some man-killing meat on your bones. No more of this anorexic scarecrow shit.

Pierce Brown

#48. The poor man must walk to get meat for his stomach,
the rich man to get a stomach to his meat.

Benjamin Franklin

#49. But what do they get by the change? One dog sated with meat is replaced by a hungrier dog who bites nearer the bone. Out goes the man grown fat with honor, and in comes a hungry and a lean man.

Hilary Mantel

#50. Vultures pick the meat clean off a bone. Guilt eats at the marrow, leaving a man hollow.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#51. A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.

William Shakespeare

#52. My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker.

Anthony Hopkins

#53. No, it was the brutal loss of his family that haunted him and for that Nykyrian couldn't fault him at all. Syn had been put through a meat grinder by life. The fact that man could still get up and make it through a day without blowing his brains out amazed him.' (Nykyrian)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#54. This is the body's nurse; but since man's wit
Found the art of cookery, to delight his sense,
More bodies are consumed and kill'd with it
Than with the sword, famine, or pestilence.

John Davies Of Hereford

#55. Come, Adam, a wise man does not step betwixt the beast & his meat.

David Mitchell

#56. You came to me this morning
And you handled me like meat
You'd have to be a man to know
How good that feels, how sweet

Leonard Cohen

#57. If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be? ...

Woody Allen

#58. If man is able to live healthily as a vegetarian but chooses not to be one, then man is guilty of eating meat!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#59. I'm a man. A speak-my-mind, fight-for-what-I-believe, bleed-for-my-country, red-meat-eating man. I don't bow down to anyone.

Kendall Ryan

#60. And he was probably right. Unless Hills Village Middle School had a witness protection program, I was dead meat. Man, I hated Miller.

James Patterson

#61. Just for a few tiny buds on your tongue you are killing live animals, with no sensitivity, with no awareness, with no love. It seems impossible; how can a man who has known love be capable of doing such things? A man who loves his wife, who loves his children goes on eating meat? Impossible.

Rajneesh

#62. Is most of your work out there?" she asked. "Yeah." "Why didn't you move out there?" "'Cause LA is insanity, filled with fruits and nuts. Indiana is sanity, meat and potatoes. I'm a meat and potatoes man.

Kristen Ashley

#63. I don't eat red meat, but sometimes a man needs a steak.

Gwyneth Paltrow

#64. I have heard people eat most heartily of another man's meat, that is, what they do not pay for.

William Wycherley

#65. One of these nuts is a meal for a man, both meat and drink.

Marco Polo

#66. It is the direct man who strikes sledgehammer blows, who penetrates the very marrow of a subject at every stroke and gets the meat out of a proposition, who does things.

Orison S. Marden

#67. My least favorite thing was a man who had severe white-man's ass, where the jeans just bagged over the butt. I wanted something to hold on to, something to sink my teeth into. When I said I liked meat on my men I didn't just mean one thing.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#68. Without guilt / What is a man? An animal, isn't he? / A wolf forgiven at his meat, / A beetle innocent in his copulation.

Archibald MacLeish

#69. I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.'

Mitch Hedberg

#70. Folklore and mythology, as well as man's catastrophic disregard for nature, are the meat of Joseph D'Lacey's horror. But the prime cuts are always compassion and surprise.

Adam Nevill