Larry Gent Quotes

#1. Try Galactus and Silver Surfer fusing together in the MC2-verse weird.

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#2. I hate nothing more then being angry and outside. It always feels like I lost an argument and was kicked out of the house

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#3. Asian girls? Really? Could you be anymore stereotypically male?

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#4. Did I just create Ben/Jason slash fiction? Do people care enough about me to even write Ben/Jason slash fiction? Do I get royalty checks for slash fiction? Probably not.

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#5. When in doubt, watch Die Hard.

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#6. When men cry, real men, we cry Man Tears. Those are tears made up of actual meat. We basically cry pork chops and steaks. Imagine a steak tearing its way out of your eye. It hurts like hell, which causes more tears. It's a vicious cycle

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#7. I was wrong.
Now that I think about it, if I had said those words to a now-ex back in my twenties, I would probably be married right now.

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#8. Aglaya just rolled her eyes. "You're like a ten year-old."

"Ten-and-a-half," Kev defended. "But I read at a fourteen year-old level.

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#9. My full name used to be weird enough that nobody would ever call me it. Then that show had to become popular. Damn that show. It ruined a horrible name.

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