Litter Box Quotes

#1. It's no wonder we are so messed up when it comes to walking with God. In nearly every aspect of our existence, good performance equals good reward. Except not with him. A good thing turns bad when we perform to earn God's acceptance rather than simply receive it like a gift.

Emily P. Freeman

#2. At the day of judgment we shall all meet again.

George Whitefield

#3. Jason had joked that dust bunnies under the bed were pets he didn't mind keeping: they never whined for food and didn't require a litter box. They also didn't wake you up at night by barking at passing raccoons.

Erik Bundy

#4. You're thinking about the continuum of life as you load the washing machine or scoop out the litter box.blue-girl-larger Or maybe that's just me. That seems to be an endlessly challenging and interesting way to live.

Laurie Foos

#5. Heaven is the feeling of hand warmers on sore nipples.

Cassi Clark

#6. Russell [Wilson] plays really well in the pocket [and] outside the pocket. He's just a play waiting to happen.

Deion Sanders

#7. I've had cats all my life and obviously loved them, but the litter box, and the having to always get a house sitter, they're just too - they're too rigid. Cats are too needy somehow.

Martha Plimpton

#8. They say you can litter-box train them, but they lie.

Gillian Flynn

#9. The healing process can only truly begin when we are willing to remember.

Phoebe Stone

#10. There is no presence of the American columns in the city of Baghdad at all. We besieged them and we killed most of them.

Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

#11. God's only mistakes are dogs and not giving cats opposable thumbs. Otherwise, it's a perfect world.

Quasi

#12. Different people's houses smell like different weird things. God forbid someone should come and nail down what my house smells like. It'd probably be a litter box ... sweaty socks ... and burnt bacon. That probably is what it smells like.

Wendi McLendon-Covey

#13. The real horror of my life is not that I've killed some terrible people. The real horror is that the people I've loved didn't love me back.

Caroline Kepnes

#14. We women have to stick together.

Chelsea Handler

#15. What is a question but a moment of discontent in pursuit of understanding? What is an answer but a moment of illusion in our flight from ignorance?

Dee Hock

#16. I had the phone in my hand all set to dial when Drew had finally decided to tell me that he pooped in the litter box a few times to see what it was like.

Tara Sivec

#17. Will I have to use a litter box?
Emma to Max after he just explained she'll be turning into a puma shifter
The Wallflower (Halle Pumas Book 1)

Dana Marie Bell

#18. I had always been told that you shouldn't clean the litter box when you're pregnant, because of your cat. And I think that is overblown - unless you have, like, three kittens in your house that are living outside and eating raw meat, this shouldn't really be a significant source of concern.

Emily Oster

#19. You smell like a litter box.

Jennifer Hotes

#20. Stu Hart trained all his kids
only three of them use the litter box.

Bobby Heenan

#21. Max?" "Hmm?" "Will I have to use a litter box?" "Emma!

Dana Marie Bell

#22. I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

George W. Buck

#23. E is definitely the biggest ERROR my mother has ever made - worse than the time she designed a litter-box-cleaning robot that flung clumps of kitty poop all over the house.

James Patterson

#24. Without birth or death, eternal, ever-existing, free, unchangeable and beyond all conditions is this Soul of man - the real Self of Man - the Atman.

Swami Vivekananda

#25. Professor Branestawm

Norman Hunter

#26. To become a champion requires a good mental attitude toward preparation. You have to accept the most tedious task with pleasure.

Bruce Lee

#27. You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!

Celia Kyle

#28. I love having debates with people when they are debates but some people, you just can't. Some people shouldn't be given the oxygen.

Russell T. Davies

#29. The worst mistakes I've made have been the ones directed by sweet-natured hopefulness.

Charles Baxter

#30. We moved her into the garage, made up a comfy bed and supplied a litter box, food and water. One day I came home from work and my husband had moved all of them into the house. We already had eight indoor cats so I wasn't really happy to have four more move in.

Kurt Schmitt