Lemons Lemonade Quotes

#1. Lemons, lemonade! It all depends who's squeezing!

Karen Faris

#2. We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

Alfred Newman

#3. The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.

Kristin Neff

#4. When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

Ron White

#5. When life gives you lemons ... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

Rob Thurman

#6. You gotta learn to make lemonade out of lemons.

Christopher Anderson

#7. Twisting lemons into lemonade.

Peter Duchan

#8. It's one thing to make lemonade out of lemons, another to proclaim that
lemons are what you'd hope for in the first place.

Gary Marcus

#9. I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy.

John Barnes

#10. When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.

Neshialy S.

#11. Who wanted to make lemonade from lemons, when you could make perfectly good lemon grenades?

Melissa De La Cruz

#12. What's lemonade? Something you make out of lemons. And what's a crusade? Something you make out of crosses - a course of gratuitous violence motivated by an obsession with unanalyzed symbols.

Aldous Huxley

#13. when fate gives us lemons, we should try to make lemonade, not apple juice.

Noah J. Goldstein

#14. If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#15. When actors encounter a mishap during a stage performance,
they transform it for good purpose by employing a technique called,
"use the difficulty." How can you "use the difficulty" in your life?

Gina Greenlee

#16. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Anonymous

#17. Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"
The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly.
"Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.

Cardeno C.

#18. Faced with the almost inescapable conclusion that it had been selling lemons, Nike shifted into make-lemonade mode. Jeff Pisciotta became head of a top-secret and seemingly impossible project: finding a way to make a buck off a naked foot.

Christopher McDougall

#19. I was of the "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn't give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff" school of thought.

Cate Tiernan

#20. When fate hands you lemons, make lemonade.

Dale Carnegie

#21. When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. That's for pantywaisters. No. You pucker up, suck them dry, then throw the used rinds back in life's face with a giant fuck-you and a gesture for more.

K.L. Kreig

#22. If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ...

Ron White

#23. When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line.

Gina Greenlee

#24. Talk about turning lemons into lemonade!

Catherine Hapka

#25. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!

Ron White

#26. If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade.

Toronto Star

#27. The lesson is, because there will be many lemons in life, to learn to make the proverbial lemonade - and be open and honest. That's the best way of doing damage control and positioning yourself for success.

Vivek Wadhwa

#28. You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into lemonade, too?

Rachel Caine

#29. When life gives you lemons, screw lemonade! Make orange juice!

Anonymous

#30. I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

#31. When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.

Susie Smith

#32. When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila!

Reg Dixon

#33. In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because I've got a really bad acid reflux.

Felicia Day

#34. (She) is the kind of person who thinks throwing lemons at enemies is better than making lemonade.

Lizzy Ford

#35. When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.

Jon Foreman

#36. I want to make lemonade out of the lemons that were dealt to me.

Baron Hill

#37. See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have to do. I make lemonade."
"No, you scream 'fuck you, lemons!

Priscilla Glenn

#38. Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade ...

King James Gadsden

#39. I don't see the songs as uplifting, but rather as trying to make lemonade from lemons, or whatever. When I listen to them, I understand the context. I don't like to pepper songs with my own experiences, though.

Patrick Stump

#40. It's like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful before, but it just tastes sour after.

Kellyn Roth

#41. If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...

Les Edgerton

#42. Some people say when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you one seriously ticked off god gunning for your ass, you prepare for war and you hope for paradise.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#43. If life wanted to hand me lemons
I was not only going to make lemonade,
but I'd use the zest for cookies,
plant seeds for future fruit and turn the rind into compost to grow flowers, all the while giving thanks for lemons.

Bridgette Mongeon