Last Person Quotes

#1. I realized - and I am probably the last person in the world to realize this - that we live our lives with no editing.

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

#2. It is said that most people judge themselves too harshly. I disagree. If they judged themselves harshly enough, they would come to the conclusion that they're the last person on Earth to be judging anyone.

Silvia Hartmann

#3. And Ruth was the last person to whom a sensible Indian would hand a weapon.

Caroline B. Cooney

#4. Then I remembered that I had yet to learn, if I ever was to learn, how strongly people in love could feel. In any event, I was the last person in the world to judge anyone as foolishly impulsive, for this was my own greatest fault.

Madeleine Brent

#5. Bobbie wondered if that's how long you truly live for - until the last person who remembers you, until the final bouquet on your grave.

James Dawson

#6. I was the last person on the face of the Earth to help when it came to the opposite sex.
I'd only kissed one boy in my entire life.
And he'd been a demon.
So ...

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#7. Let me just say this right now, in case there's any confusion in 2016: If you're a white person and you have references on standby to verify that you're allowed to say the N-word, you are probably the last person on planet Earth who should be saying nigga.

Phoebe Robinson

#8. The President is the last person in the world to know what the people really want and think.

James A. Garfield

#9. I was in a Montessori school. There was a drum circle with all the kids passing around a little bongo drum. I was the last person in the circle, and when it got to me I played 'Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits' - in front of all the parents. Blew the crowd away at five years old.

Jack White

#10. I should be the last person to tell you that the plate is hot after you have burned your fingers.

C.S. Lewis

#11. It didn't even occur to me that I'm the last person in the world who should play salsa or Brazilian music.

David Byrne

#12. I was a confused young girl with so much tragedy. Sometimes when you're going through stuff, the last person you're thinking exists is God. I mean, it was my confusion, the anger that was in my heart, all that drama. But thank God I know God now, okay?

Tasha Smith

#13. I'm most tired after I read, after I've just done a performance, but what I try to do is to fuel and eat a really healthy meal before I perform. I want to have enough energy to talk to that last person.

Sandra Cisneros

#14. If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.

Louie Anderson

#15. You're just a big softy," he taunted. "The last person said that to me got Viagra in his coffee next morning," Ty warned seriously.

Madeleine Urban

#16. One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends.

Lily Rabe

#17. I was not good
to the last person I loved
so I punished my heart
(I let it bleed out
then roughly sewed it back together)

Clementine Von Radics

#18. My Internet friends who I play games with say, 'This guy's a fighter?' I'm the last person they expect to be a fighter.

Nonito Donaire

#19. I'm the last person to ask about unrequited love - I've run away to the Moon and fled to its valleys ...

John Geddes

#20. I have to say that you're the last person I'd have expected would have a seventeen-year-old daughter. You're so ... " Alice stopped, suddenly looking guilty.
"Dashing?" Gunner supplied. "Debonair?"
"A bit of a dawg, actually.

Katie MacAlister

#21. While actors are great and awesome, writers literally create new worlds from scratch. What is sexier than that? Personally, I don't know why every last person out there isn't dating a writer.

Rachel Bloom

#22. The dead person is not truly dead until the last person who rememebers them dies.

Sarah Monette

#23. The guy who knows about computers is the last person you want to have creating documentation for people who don't understand computers.

Adam Osborne

#24. Here's another test. Of any activity you do, ask yourself: If I were the last person on earth, would I still do it? If

Steven Pressfield

#25. The last person I ever want working for me is someone who says 'that's not in my job description.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#26. Open nominations means it is local Liberals who choose who gets to be their representative. But what that doesn't mean is that somebody can behave any which way and bully other people out of the nomination and then be the last person standing.

Justin Trudeau

#27. Patch is the last person you want to antagonize. He doesn't hold grudges because the people who cross him tend to disappear quickly.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#28. Bridgerton, he grunted. Damn damn damn. Colin Bridgerton was the last person he wanted to see right now. Even the ghost of Napoleon, come down to slice a rapier through his gullet, would have been preferable.

Julia Quinn

#29. I think Hefner himself wants to go down in history as a person of sophistication and glamour. But the last person I would want to go down in history as is Hugh Hefner.

Gloria Steinem

#30. We all have secrets, Rowen. Every last person on the planet. And you know what else? We all experience the same kinds of things. We just go through them at different times and to different degrees.

Nicole Williams

#31. Martin Luther King, Jr., would have been the last person to have wanted his iconization and his heroism. He was an enormously guilt-laden man. He was drenched in a sense of shame about his being featured as the preeminent leader of African-American culture and the civil rights movement.

Michael Eric Dyson

#32. You are the last person I want to kiss. The last woman I want in my bed. I want you to be the last girl that touches any and all parts of me, Salem, and that means so much more than a first.

Jay Crownover

#33. I'm the last person to ask 'what do you remember' from a particular time period ... I like to learn from the past ... not 'live' in it.

David Coverdale

#34. I would be the last person to say that madness is not a solution.

James Thurber

#35. Seb, I'd be the last person to judge you, but what people think they have seen and experienced, and what they have actually seen and experienced, are often the same thing to them. And I'm less inclined to care about the difference than most people are.' That

Adam Nevill

#36. He was the last person I expected to find on the Rushes' front porch. Well, okay. Maybe no the last. That title most likely belonged to the Queen of England or the reanimated corpse of Edgar Allan Poe.

Kody Keplinger

#37. If the American people really tire of democracy and want to make a trial of Fascism, I shall be the last person to object. But if that is their mood, then they had better proceed toward their aim by changing the Constitution and not by forgetting it.

H.L. Mencken

#38. I would be the last person on earth to complain about what I do - I feel very fortunate and I know there are a million jobs in the world that are much, much harder - but it's not always an easy or glamorous thing to do, that's for sure.

Douglas Booth

#39. I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last person you should ask

Tirumalai S. Srivatsan

#40. When we sat down on the couch again, you curled up against my side, like you used to when you were a toddler.
What I wanted to say to you, but didn't, was this: Don't use me as your model. I'm the last person you should look up to.

Jodi Picoult

#41. Because I readily absorb ideas from every source - frequently starting where the last person left off - I never pick up an item without thinking of how I might improve it.

Thomas A. Edison

#42. The one who cares the most wins ... That's how I knew I'd end up with everyone else waving the white flags and not me. That's how I knew I'd be the last person standing when it was all over ... I cared the most.

Roseanne Barr

#43. The first person I think of when I wake up in the morning, the last person I hope for when I fall asleep at night.

Rachel Cohn

#44. Undine was fiercely independent and yet passionately imitative. She wanted to surprise every one by her dash and originality, but she could not help modelling herself on the last person she met.

Edith Wharton

#45. Will the last person on the planet please turn off the lights?

John Joseph Adams

#46. I'm the last person who has any desire to instruct anybody in shame. That's no errand for me.

Jock Sturges

#47. I'm always the last person in the world who would ever try to predict a trend.

Nile Rodgers

#48. Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.

Creed Bratton

#49. I am the last person whom it would be reasonable to expect to leave the Conservative Party.

Enoch Powell

#50. Professional psychics use astrology all the time. Why? I don't know. I would think that a true psychic would be the last person who would have any use for astrology, even if it were true.

Peter Huston

#51. One thing I had learnt, the last person you should ask for a solution is the author. If he knew where he was going, he'd stop dead in his tracks.

Iain Sinclair

#52. You think it's funny?" Shay said with annoyance.
"Yes." Her friend paused to get her laughter under control. "I'm sorry. It's just that you're the last person in the world I'd ever imagine marrying again after ol' Mr. Flaccid Flagpole.

Lindsey Brookes

#53. I need you. I can't stand the thought of being without you." He releases a shaky breath. "You're the last person I think about before I go to sleep, and the first person I think about when I open my eyes in the morning. You're it for me, baby.

Elle Kennedy

#54. I've been treated really well for 'Stick It.' There was this cop and he pulled me over and he was like, 'Oh my God, you're in 'Stick It.' I said, 'Yes. Yes. You're the last person I would think would be pumped up by this movie'. He let me go, so that was nice.

Missy Peregrym

#55. I will be the last person to condemn ALF [the Animal Liberation Front].

Ingrid Newkirk

#56. -Nobody can force you to smile, she says.
-What? I ask. But I know she's not even talking to me, only to herself, as if she's the last person left in the room.
-They can make you show your teeth, but what good is that? Nobody can make you smile against your will.

Hugo Hamilton

#57. The last person to be beatified by Pope John Paul II was Mother Teresa of Calcutta in 2003.

Chris Matthews

#58. I lay in my bed night after night staring at the ceiling and thinking, Why have I survived the war? Why was I the last person in my immediate family to be alive? I didn't know.

Ishmael Beah

#59. I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.

Bill Hicks

#60. I always had a weird thing with being the last person somewhere ... like a movie theater or a classroom. I get a weird sense of anxiety.

Alona Tal

#61. The last person to achieve unambiguous victory in an air war was Zeus.

Tony Snow

#62. The last person I'd date is some rich kid who's had everything handed to her on a plate. Give me a normal girl any day.

Nick Carter

#63. Early on with Squeeze, we played the Hope & Anchor with U2. Three people turned up. Then two left. Then the last person left. That's the least-attended show I've ever done.

Jools Holland

#64. I'd like to be the last person alive in the world! Yes, I'd like to know what happens.

Vivienne Westwood

#65. Your employer is the last person you should want to provide for your healthcare, from a privacy, financial, and value standpoint. Employees with families should get the family, meaning spouses and children, off the company plan. In most cases, that will save them money.

Paul Zane Pilzer

#66. Every time when it comes to writing a book, I think, "I'm the last person in the world that should be doing this, I don't know anything, I can't do this." And I went through years of that with Into The Maelstrom.

David Toop

#67. I'm the last person that wants to give away music for free.

Swizz Beatz

#68. Companies cannot really see beyond their current customer base. They explicitly or implicitly do things to protect their current customers. And the last person to want real change is your customer. This is why most new ideas come from small companies that have nothing to lose.

Nicholas Negroponte

#69. Many people believe that our lives end not when we die but when the very last person who knew us dies. Memory is part of it, yes, but I think it's much more than memory.

Douglas Hofstadter

#70. The only person you can trust with a good idea is a fool; he will not know what to do with it. The last person you trust with a good idea is a shrewd person; he will take advantage of it better than you would.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#71. I must be the last person online to have been struck with this realization, but it's amazing how the Internet has empowered hundreds of ordinary people, turning them into little Diane Sawyers and Anderson Coopers as they snap and blog away.

Bryan Burrough

#72. I wish I could write about shows outside New York. I often feel like the last person to know anything, because I almost never get to leave town, and when I do, I tend to go for three days max. Seeing between 30 and 40 shows a week in 100 or so galleries and museums takes up nearly all my time.

Jerry Saltz

#73. She wanted to surprise everyone by her dash and originality, but she could not help modeling herself on the last person she met, and the confusion of ideals thus produced caused her much perturbation when she had to choose between two courses.

Edith Wharton

#74. I'm the last person to tell my friends to go see something I'm in. I could care less if friends of mine never saw anything I'm in.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

#75. I don't know. But I do know that I'm at the stage of my life where I want forever, not right now.
I know that the first person I kissed won't be nearly as important as the last person I kiss.
And I also know better than to dream about things that can't happen.

Jodi Picoult

#76. The last person to teach me how to act was my A-level Theatre Studies teacher at school, which I literally still draw on. Got an A!

Joe Thomas

#77. I know that the first person I kissed won't be nearly as important as the last person I kiss.

Jodi Picoult

#78. I believe an artist is the last person in the world who can afford to be affected.

Georgia O'Keeffe

#79. I am the last person who would divide Jerusalem. I have said this many times. I don't plan to discuss any division of Jerusalem.

Ariel Sharon

#80. The American story is a story of immigration. I would be the last person who would say immigrants are not important to America.

Phil Gramm

#81. The last person Jemma expected to welcome into her bedchamber that night was her husband. Though of course she would have to invite him in at some point if they were to embark on their heir-making activities.

Eloisa James

#82. Hip-hop is always moving. It's always looking for the next style; it's always trying to one-up the last person.

El-P

#83. Every last person we kill is for family. If we do not kill them, they kill us. It's the way of the world. It is self-defense.

J.J. McAvoy

#84. I know I'm probably the last person you want to see right now, but I thought if I sat on your porch, you wouldn't be scared. You wouldn't be alone.

Mia Sheridan

#85. Of any activity you do, ask yourself: If I were the last person on earth, would I still do it?

Steven Pressfield

#86. It is a great day for the great state of Texas. The last person being tested for Ebola has come back clean. So Texas is now Ebola free. This was a big week for them. They're now free of Ebola - and Democrats.

Craig Ferguson

#87. Sometimes we assume that the new person in our life is better for us because they are totally different from the last person we dated. Only later do we see that we have chosen a different version of the same thing and they both leave us unsatisfied.

Kristen Crockett

#88. I'm actually the last person to ask about school. I kinda ducked out at 12, before all that stuff might have happened. I left school after sixth grade and was basically home-schooled after that.

Emma Stone

#89. Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him

Murray Walker

#90. They say we die twice - once when the last breath leaves our body and once when the last person we know says our name.

Al Pacino

#91. Sometimes the last person on earth you want to be with is the one person you can't be without.

Jane Austen

#92. And I don't know why, but I sit on that step until the last person's gone home and I'm still grinning. Like someone who has a bit of a crush.

Melina Marchetta

#93. A writer judging his own work is like deceived husband - he is frequently the last person to appreciate the true state of affairs.

John D. Voelker

#94. Even the Australians don't know how beautiful their own country is. Particularly where we were shooting 'The Straits.' Most of my stuff was done on an aboriginal settlement on the south shore, opposite Cairns, which I believe was the site where the last person was eaten in Australia.

Brian Cox

#95. When I work on music, I never think about vocalists. They're the last person I'm making music for.

Ayshay

#96. Bellamy leaned back with a sigh and closed his eyes, wondering how long it would take until she stopped being the last person he thought about before he fell asleep.

- Bellamy about Clarke

Kass Morgan

#97. When you make the finding yourself - even if you're the last person on Earth to see the light - you'll never forget it.

Carl Sagan

#98. The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice.

Joey Lauren Adams

#99. And then will come the day when the last person who remembers me will die.

Vladimir Nabokov

#100. I'm not anything like Brad Pitt or Antonio Banderas, but maybe it's the taboo element of my image, which is almost deathlike, that attracts them. I should be the last person that [people] should be attracted to.

Marilyn Manson