Kishen Shastry Quotes

#1. Only if the computers really love each other.

Groucho Marx

#2. I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

Trey Parker

#3. It was 2:49 in the morning. I had never, in my entire life, felt less tired.

John Green

#4. Calling out the supposed 'abuse' of welfare by blacks and other people of color is a time-honored tactic for distracting the general public from actual national issue. It also taps into latent, subconscious racism, which is what right-wing politicians would call a 'win-win.

Justin Simien

#5. I understand men much better than most women I know.

Catherine Bell

#6. My parents instilled a really good work ethic from when I was little - if you want to have money to spend on holidays, you earn it. So I've always been someone who wanted to be able to survive by myself, but I think you have to let down the barriers a little bit - let other people in.

Emilia Fox

#7. Jesus Christ was treated as we deserved so that when we believe in Jesus, God treats us as Jesus deserves.

Timothy Keller

#8. You can't run a €10 million business the way you run a €1 million business.

Martin Naughton

#9. I act as if my life depends on each decision. Because it does.

Tom Rath

#10. As soon as I get bored, I start missing the kids, so I don't let myself get bored. I just go surfing.

Joel Parkinson

#11. Sugar, nobody's perfect. And when ladies try to be perfect, their periods stop.

Helen Ellis

#12. Men and women, they were beautiful and wild, all a little violent under their pleasant ways and only a little tamed.

Margaret Mitchell

#13. You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!

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