Quotes About Spandex

#1. It's not spandex, it's a Kevlar blend." His voice lowered to a growly whisper. "I'm so turned on right now.

Penny Reid

#2. For some, a hero wears a spandex suit and a cape. My heroes wear flak jackets, flight suits, and combat boots.

Oliver North

#3. Spandex bodysuits, huh?" His eyes twinkled. "If that's what turns you on - I'm all for giving it a try.

J.C. Reed

#4. I'm not a superhero, I say. It's an awful tag. It's egotistical, and it doesn't fit. I don't parade around in spandex.

Kendare Blake

#5. Jesse is a good guy, although I don't understand the infatuation with the spandex he is always running around in.

Holly Hood

#6. Closing in on three hundred pounds, the woman with her in lockup looked like a Sumo wrestler squeezed into a bright, lime-green spandex outfit. She might have been a jogger, but her garish makeup suggested otherwise.

Alex Archer

#7. When I was first pregnant, which was, let's see, in nineteen-eighty-three - I remember wearing a regular bathing suit to my in-laws' pool. It was just like a spandex one-piece, completely modest, and yet people were looking at me like it was obscene.

Heidi Murkoff

#8. I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers.

Craig Ferguson

#9. I let out a gasp at the surprise with him getting to me so fast. It was kind of dating superman in that way, and instead of the cape and spandex, I got wings and a Armani suit!

Stephanie Hudson

#10. Let's not get started on their uniforms. Superman's stretchy spandex has nothing on Batman's sculpted pecs."
He glared at her. "You cannot bring fashion sense into a superhero discussion!"
"If they wear it, it's fair game." She folded her arms on the table.

Alisha Rai

#11. As a gymnast, you always wear spandex. Being a teenager wearing spandex? It was tough accepting how my body looked, especially if there was any weight gain.

Alicia Sacramone

#12. We went from an era when rock 'n' roll meant wearing a bustier as a woman and these spandex things and guys trying to portray someone that wasn't realistic. We are trying to make it seem real ... relate to our lives.

Eddie Vedder

#13. I was with a six-foot-four, athletic, angsty young man dressed in casual linen pants and matching fawn-colored shirt. Under it was a skintight two-piece suit of silk and spandex that had set us back a couple hundred dollars, but after seeing him in it, my head bobbed and my card came out.

Kim Harrison

#14. With nothing more than thin spandex covering my chest, even the blind would notice that my nipples were so hard, they could cut glass

Jeaniene Frost

#15. The bad guys probably get the better lines, don't they? And they wear less spandex. That would be quite good.

David Tennant

#16. Yes I am sure I am Super Woman now add more Spanx to the spandex in my suit please ;)

Kim Cormack

#17. Rock music is the province of the young, and it should be made by young people. I'm not running around in a pair of spandex tights trying to reclaim my youth.

Nick Cave

#18. You can never go wrong betting on Americans' bad eating habits. So I've made a ton investing in all fast food chains, while at the same time investing in Dockers, spandex, Spanx, and sweatpants. Basically, anything with an elastic waistband is a goldmine.

Carol Leifer

#19. There are a lot of similarities between dancing and wrestling. The costumes are the same, the spandex and all that, but you have to be light on your feet to do both, and you have to remember choreography.

Chris Jericho

#20. See, some people, they're sticky like Velcro. You're sticky. Your problems stick to you like fuzzballs from the laundry; you take them everywhere with you and people can see them plain as day. Ty, he's like spandex. Nothing sticks to him, and he's shiny on the outside

Abigail Roux

#21. I can rap in a London accent, make weird faces, wear spandex, wigs, and black lipstick. I can be more creative than the average male rapper.

Nicki Minaj

#22. That makes me think of spandex-covered football players. It's not me. I'm in rhinestones and velvet, not spandex.

Johnny Weir

#23. Magic has its own weight, and that weight, the gravity of it, is pulling the fabric of reality like a bowling ball on a spandex sheet.

Thomm Quackenbush

#24. I take them 8 to 80, dumb, crippled, and crazy. Crisp and clean with no caffeine, and a pair of spandex or either tight jeans.

Big Daddy Kane

#25. Contrary to popular cable TV-induced opinion, aerobics have nothing to do with squeezing our body into hideous shiny Spandex, grinning like a deranged orangutan, and doing cretinous steps to debauched disco music.

Cynthia Heimel

#26. I don't think Americans look bad in spandex.

Henry Cavill

#27. Entertainment has a bad name ... The word wears spandex, pasties, a leisure suit studded with blinking lights.

Michael Chabon

#28. I think one of the most humiliating moments of my life was putting on spandex, personally. It's always nice when four women pull you into spandex when you're in jockey shorts. Yeah.

Michael Chiklis

#29. It was R.E.M. who showed other Eighties bands how to get away with ignoring the rules - they lived in some weird town nobody never heard of, they didn't play power chords, they probably couldn't even spell 'spandex.' All they had was songs.

Rob Sheffield

#30. Every girl needs to make an entrance. It's part of her signature. My hot pink high heels hit the sidewalk and I straightened. My blue jean skirt was brand new and had a bunch of totally rad colorful ruffles on it. My neon green top was spandex and fit like a glove.

Cambria Hebert

#31. The truth is like Spandex ... It may not look like a good fit at first, but if you ease into it and wiggle around, it winds up fitting your skin.

Sheila Turnage

#32. I've been getting a lot of science fiction scripts which contained variations on my 'Star Trek' character and I've been turning them down. I strongly feel that the next role I do, I should not be wearing spandex.

Marina Sirtis

#33. Could we wear spandex and blow things up?

Lisa Mantchev

#34. Hopefully I'm learning a lesson from every new thing I write, whether it features guys in spandex or not.

Jason Aaron

#35. If people could walk around in suits of energy, that would be cool. Other than that, I don't think men should wear spandex.

Blake Lively

#36. Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants.

Jay Leno

#37. We all wrap ourselves in the mythology we want other people to see us in.

Neil M. Hanson