Top 100 Kill Yourself Quotes
#1. You'd kill yourself for regognition, kill yourself to never ever stop. You broke there mirror, you're turning into something your not.
Radiohead
#2. If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick,
John Cleese
#3. Treefingers is important, it's the point in which our protagonist crosses the icy tundra that is how to disappear completely to reach the island of Optimistic. But seriously, kill yourself.
Thom Yorke
#5. You kill yourself only if, in some respects, you have always been outside of it all.
Emil Cioran
#6. If you try to kill yourself for a role on the TV show, you'll succeed. It's too long, it's too much. So, it's tough, but the challenge is a good thing.
Majandra Delfino
#7. If you're going to kill yourself just do me one favor: say it was because of my act. Can you do that? I need the press.
Doug Stanhope
#8. If you don't kill yourself right away when something terrible happens ... if you go on living, you become a different person.
Faith Sullivan
#9. It's important to make a statement, but don't kill yourself over it. You have to make an effort, but not go overboard.
Alexandra Roach
#10. Around year seven or eight, you'd kill yourself when you realized Norm had to enter and you had to come up with a new beer joke.
Ted Danson
#11. The one thing I'm jealous of a signature-artist situation is that if you just do one thing and slight variations on it, you wouldn't have to kill yourself to get a show done. I'm sick of killing myself.
Jim Shaw
#12. Don't kill yourself just because you think and feel you are empty. God needs empty vessels to fill!
Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
#13. Nobody wants to die!
So why do people let themselves go?
Why kill yourself off?
Stop and think, get fit and strong!
Even a good shag will burn the calories off and pump your heart!
There is no excuse - you know it!
Charles Bronson
#14. I do not know how to thank you.'
'I can tell you,' said Obierika. 'Kill one of your sons for me.'
'That will not be enough,' said Okonkwo.
'Then kill yourself,' said Obierika.
Chinua Achebe
#15. In TV and movies, you kill yourself spending all this time to think up the symbolism or what if that deer that runs across your hero's path somehow conveys what's going on inside your hero's head? When a lot of times, you just want to hear what he's thinking.
Eric Kripke
#16. She looks like a jumper to me. Jumpers do that a lot, stand on the edge and stare out. Never kill yourself in a Tube station. Tip number one. You might end up down here forever, staring at the wall." Stephen coughed a little. "Just giving advice," Callum said.
Maureen Johnson
#17. No one in France cares if you tried to kill yourself. In fact, I think they like you better because you're all tragic.
Michael Thomas Ford
#18. It was easy enough to kill yourself in a fit of despair. It was easy enough to play the martyr. It was harder to do nothing. To endure your life. To wait.
Erica Jong
#19. I think I'm in the same mood as ever, but in some ways more mature. I guess you could say that, at 65, when you've seen the world shape up as I have, there are only two things you can do: laugh or kill yourself.
John Le Carre
#20. One: Don't kill yourself.
Two: Don't kill each other.
Three: Try hard not to kill nobody else, but if you have to, better if it ain't fam'ly.
Rick Bragg
#21. There is only one serious question. And that is: Who knows how to make love stay? Answer me that and I will tell you whether or not to kill yourself. Answer me that and I will ease your mind about the beginning and the end of time. Answer me that and I will reveal to you the purpose of the moon.
Tom Robbins
#22. The business of Hollywood, if you don't have other things going on, it will eat you up and spit you out ... If you take what those people and that social structure think of you - if you let it govern your life - you might as well just kill yourself.
Morgan Fairchild
#23. If you're suicidal, and you don't actually kill yourself, you become known as 'wry.
Lorrie Moore
#24. One writer I know tells me that he sits down every morning and says to himself nicely, It's not like you don't have a choice, because you do
you can either type or kill yourself.
Anne Lamott
#25. I try to imagine what it must be like to have art inside of you and then to not have it anymore. To lose it, to not be able to find it, to search for it... Maybe that is a good reason to kill yourself.
Courtney Summers
#26. New Rule: Stop calling bagpipes a musical instrument. They're actually a Scottish Breathalyzer test. You blow into one end, and if the sound that comes out the other end doesn't make you want to kill yourself
you're not drunk enough.
Bill Maher
#27. Never kill yourself because you are too poor to feed your children or your family. You are a part of this world, and the country you live on it. It is your right to be happy, educated and with your children and family. You must fight for your rights, kill for your rights but never die for them.
M.F. Moonzajer
#28. Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.
Maddox
#29. I was seriously afraid you were going to kill yourself on our property
Amber L. Johnson
#30. How can I get up everyday knowing you had to kill yourself to make it stop hurting and I was here all the time and I never even saw it. And then you gave me this chance to make it better, convince you to stay alive and I couldn't do it. How can I live with myself after this, Jessie?
Marsha Norman
#31. If you really want to kill yourself, you get a gun and blow your head off.
Lorna Luft
#32. It is no more immoral to kill yourself quickly than it is to kill yourself slowly.
Neale Donald Walsch
#33. I come from one of these hideous backgrounds where being sincere is like - ugh, you might as well kill yourself.
Christina Ricci
#34. The line between accident and suicide isn't always clearly defined. You could kill yourself without really making up your mind.
Robert Harris
#35. When you get so that you can't see, you come to it gradually. And if you didn't come by it gradually, I guess you'd just kill yourself when you couldn't see.
Georgia O'Keeffe
#36. The only serious question in life is whether to kill yourself or not.
Albert Camus
#37. That sounds so weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you. But killing someone is wrong, and I don't think suicide is. It's my life, right? I should be able to end it if I want to. I don't think it's a sin.
Michael Thomas Ford
#38. Fantasies don't have to make any sense," he snapped. "That's what makes them fantasies. They aren't meant to be logical, they're meant to keep you from losing your mind or panicking or wanting to kill yourself.
Michael Grant
#39. When you fall in love, you fall in love with yourself, when you kill yourself, you kill someone else.
Jessica Treat
#40. Don't kill yourself, kill the part of you that you don't like.
Shane Dawson
#41. If you don't want anyone to know about your existence, you might as well kill yourself. You're taking up space, air.
Dave Eggers
#42. In the long term, we've got to defeat an ideology of hate with an ideology of hope. There's a reason why people like (al-Qaida leader Osama) bin Laden are able to recruit suiciders, because if you don't have hope, you're attracted to an ideology which says, it's OK to kill people and kill yourself.
George W. Bush
#43. Come on, man ... Hemingway, Sexton, Plath, Woolf. You can't kill yourself before you're even published.
Paul Giamatti
#44. If you were a U.S. Cavalry guy and you thought you were going to be captured by the Apaches, you might kill yourself. If they were with their wives and they thought they were going to be captured, they would shoot their wives for fear of the Apaches getting them.
Quentin Tarantino
#46. I think that the tendency for most people is to fall back on a comic interpretation of things because things are so sad, so terrible. If you didn't laugh you'd kill yourself. But the truth of the matter is that existence in general is very very tragic, very very sad, very brutal and very unhappy.
Woody Allen
#47. Your mind is a galaxy. More dark than light. But the light makes it worthwhile. Which is to say, don't kill yourself. Even when the darkness is total. Always know that life is not still. Time is space. You are moving through that galaxy. Wait for the stars. 10.
Matt Haig
#49. That sounds weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you.
Michael Thomas Ford
#50. When people come to me saying they want to kill themselves, I tell them, "What's your rush? You can kill yourself any time you like. So calm down. Suicide is a positive act." And they do calm down.
Emil Cioran
#51. When you live life at altitude and then trip and fall - which we all do every day - you have a long way to fall and you may kill yourself. But if you're standing on the ground, you can fall again and again and simply get up, dust yourself off, and take the next step.
Tami Simon
#52. I suppose the word "unbearable" is a lie by definition. Unless you kill yourself immediately after using it.
Glen Duncan
#53. If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.
Robin Williams
#54. Right, let's go rope shopping. You should buy some rope or cord yourself; it might come in handy. You might need it when you kill yourself.
Otsuichi
#55. You have no right to kill others. Then how can you have a right to kill yourself?
Preeti Shenoy
#56. There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. And then you accept it. Or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking in mirrors.
Tennessee Williams
#57. It was that stages-of-anger thing. I was shocked and then I got pissed and then I fought like hell ... and then I went numb. They called it acceptance, but it wasn't. It's what happens when you have only two choices: live with the monster, or kill yourself.
Ilsa J. Bick
#58. I swear if you kill yourself, I'm going to make sure "stupid" is tattooed on your ass for the angels to see.
E. Ardell
#59. If you you work for a living why kill yourself working
Thabiso Monkoe
#60. I find that when the pain gets bad enough there are only three things to do - get drunk, kill yourself or laugh. I usually get drunk and laugh.
Charles Bukowski
#61. The most important thing you do everyday you live is deciding not to kill yourself.
Albert Camus
#63. So you think you should just be able to kill yourself and no one should care? ... You don't think that your actions are gonna affect other people - the people who love you?
Nic Sheff
#64. By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.
Bill Hicks
#65. It takes far less courage to kill yourself than it takes to make yourself wake up one more time. It's harder to stay where you are than to get out. For everyone but you, that is.
Judith Rossner
#66. Being depressed and suicidal doesn't mean wanting to kill yourself every moment of every day. It may be a fixed obsession, but sometimes it gets relegated to the back of your head. Rather, it means the world takes on the very cut and dry, black and white, unilateral aspect of a flowchart.
Nenia Campbell
#67. If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.
Doug Stanhope
#68. If you think of life as like a big pie, you can try to hold the whole pie and kill yourself trying to keep it, or you can slice it up and give some to the people around you, and you still have plenty left for yourself.
Jay Leno
#69. Love is like a loaded musket," he mused. "And yet it's available to everyone. It's always . . ." He mimed thrusting out a gun. "'Here you are! Try not to kill yourself or others with it.' They oughtn't allow young people near it.
Julie Anne Long
#70. I wonder if it will rain after we die. When you kill yourself, you don't know what happens next, afterward.
Albert Borris
#71. The world is like a dropped pie most of the time. Don't kill yourself trying to put it back together. Just grab a fork and eat some of it off the floor. Then carry on.
Elizabeth Gilbert
#72. I write a song because I want to. I think the moment you start writing it to make money, you're starting to kill yourself artistically.
Pete Seeger
#73. Its hard to talk when you want to kill yourself
Ned Vizzini
#74. It is not worth the bother of killing yourself, since you always kill yourself too late.
Emil Cioran
#75. You think of nothing but yourself. If you want to kill yourself, what's keeping you?' I said. Silence sat between out stares.
'Fear,' he said.
Ruta Sepetys
#76. If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.
Lewis Black
#77. I think you should just wear something you feel comfortable in. It's important to make a statement, but don't kill yourself over it.
Alexandra Roach
#78. I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that's embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It's the end of your life.
Eddie Izzard
#79. If you think all the time every day of your life, you might as well kill yourself today and be happier tomorrow.
Diana Vreeland
#80. They take away your shoelaces and your belt so you can't kill yourself no matter how bad it is. I guess making you live is part of the punishment.
Walter Dean Myers
#81. I had developed manic depression [bipolar disorder] ... and the main symptoms the constant voice in the head telling you to kill yourself.
Sinead O'Connor
#82. You may be exhausted with work, you may even kill yourself, but unless your work is interwoven with love, it is useless. To work without love is slavery.
Mother Teresa
#83. You'd kill yourself for recognition
kill yourself to never, ever stop
You broke another mirror
you're turning into something you are not.
Tonya Hurley
#84. It was a huge obsession taking over my life, every injustice leading logically to a related and worse injustice until I was standing in the center of a pulsating ring of pain and torture and oppression and the only real solution was to just kill yourself. Just get off the fucking fucked-up planet.
Michelle Tea
#85. Talk to people. Go another way. Don't kill yourself. It ain't worth it and I'm a great example. No matter how bad it seems at the time, work your way through it. Who knows how your life is going to turn out?
Ken Griffey Jr.
#86. So, Anna, did you know
That when you kill yourself
Those you say you love,
They die too?
Terri Fields
#87. If you are a young comic reading this and are worried that you have sold out, or may sell out at some point, DO IT! KILL YOURSELF NOW!
Stewart Lee
#88. I think," Dr. Stone said, "that when you tried to kill yourself you got in touch with reality for the first time.
Philip K. Dick
#89. The character was created by you, if you kill yourself you kill the character, it happen because you done it... you don't realise it!
Deyth Banger
#90. The craziest, most selfish act is to commit suicide. When you kill yourself, you kill others.
Jenny Joseph
#91. If you kill me, you kill yourself.
[ ... ]
He only wanted to convey to Janegg the truth of ahimsa, which is that all beings were connected to each other in the deepest way and thus it was impossible to harm another without harming oneself.
David Zindell
#92. You kill yourself when you hate. It's the worst disease in the world.
William Schiff
#93. If you can't play as good or as fast as me, just give up, sell your guitar on eBay and kill yourself.
John Petrucci
#94. I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
Woody Allen
#95. It's like, when someone asks you how you are and even though you want to say that you feel like shit, that you're miserable, that you cry until you gag and spend most of your time imagining ways to kill yourself, instead you just say, 'Fine, thanks.
Aryn Kyle
#96. My helicopter conversion was eye-opening, a case of learning '101 ways to kill yourself without trying'.
Richard De Crespigny
#97. The "How to Slowly Kill Yourself and Others" essay was so hard to write because of the memories, the sensory stuff, but also because it didn't follow the form of any essay that I've ever read. And the truth that I was exploring necessitated that obliteration of traditional form, I think.
Kiese Laymon
#98. It's hard to kill yourself by taking Tylenol. You die from liver failure, which takes a long time...
Charles D'Ambrosio
#99. I would say that it's a lot easier, especially if you have a bit of an attention deficit disorder, to be on a movie because you can give it your all, and kill yourself for however many months, and then let it go.
Majandra Delfino
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