Is That A Gun In Your Pocket Quotes

#1. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Mae West

#2. I glanced at Badly Drawn Jesus, then pulled the gun from my pocket. On Judgment Day, I'd be able to proudly state that when I thought the hordes of Hell were coming for a local girl, I stood ready to shoot at them with a small-caliber pistol.

David Wong

#3. I discovered to my relief and delight that it "was" a gun in his pocket.

Justin Richards

#4. Give a man with a death wish a bottle of whisky and a loaded gun, you get a dead body. Give a martyr a quote from scripture and a pocket full of
prayers and you get a room full of corpses.

Kevis Hendrickson

#5. Two girls walk past in gargantuan heels and dresses so tight that their skin is spilling out, and one of them says to the other, "Wait, who the fuck is Lewis Carroll?" and in my imagination I pull a gun out of my pocket, shoot them both and then shoot myself.

Alice Oseman

#6. We have been so impressed with the Pocket Radar that it has become the only radar gun we use for coaching and scouting.

Mike Candrea

#7. I should probably be afraid. But instead a hysterical laugh bubbles inside me, because I just remembered something:
Maybe I can't hold a gun. But I have a knife in my back pocket.

Veronica Roth

#8. [Mulder] slowed as he approached the front walk, slipping his left hand into his pocket to wrap around his gun. Front or back? Wait for Scully, or do the stupid thing and go in on his own?
He had no realistic alternative.

Charles Grant

#9. I loved my wounds, not because they hurt but because they were like a gun in my pocket. They gave me a power that no one knew I had.

Supervert

#10. Something in my patience snaps.. 'I'd really rather die than eat your food food and hear you call me 'love'... He holds my gaze for a few infinitely long seconds before he pulls a gun out of jis jacket pocket, He fires.

Tahereh Mafi

#11. I'd recently had a gun to my head and wasn't in the mood for any more shenanigans from the penis-endowed gender. I reached into a side pocket of my bag as nonchalantly as I could and wrapped my fingers around Margaret, my Glock.

Darynda Jones

#12. I keep your photo in the pocket on the side without the gun. For balance.

Emma Hooper

#13. A priest in New York City was arrested on gun possession. These days, you better be happy that the bulge in his pocket is a .38.

David Letterman

#14. Don't be stupid. I have a gun." He reached into his pocket and pulled out the .45. "Which will knock you on your ass if you try firing with a bad leg. Sit down before you fall.

Kelley Armstrong