Infosys Funny Quotes

#1. My love is pizza shaped. Won't you have a slice? It's circular, so there's enough to go around.

Dora J. Arod

#2. Discipline is knowing what to do. Knowing when to do it. Doing it to the best of your abilities. Doing it that way every single time.

Bobby Knight

#3. Gazing into his eyes, I was lost in their intensity. It was like looking into the bluest sky and carrying on to infinity. I felt mesmerised, hypnotised and transfixed all at once.

Pat Spence - Blue Moon

#4. took the bottle of Texas Driver out

Stephen King

#5. This fairy is gonna smoke your ass.

S.J.D. Peterson

#6. My doubts stand in a circle around every word, I see them before I see the word, but what then! I do not see the word at all, I invent it.

Franz Kafka

#7. Spending time on 18th-century ships in Tahiti when I was 17 was quite unusual.

Dexter Fletcher

#8. No longer felt like our little haven.

Anonymous

#9. Why are we, the most medicalized of societies, a culture in pain?

Marni Jackson

#10. In Zen, actions speak louder than words. Doing is more important than knowing, and knowledge which cannot be translated into action is of little worth.

Thich Thien-An

#11. Since the Goddess always has been honored in sacred groves, it is understandable that patriarchs, then as now, leaned toward deforestation.

Tom Robbins

#12. A happy disposition is largely a disposition to make others happy. One life permeates all things, and there is no corner of the cosmos too remote to feel its heart throb.

Henry Wood

#13. Healing happens when we recognize that the world our ego sees is a world of projection. The world our soul perceives is a revelation of great truth, love and beauty.

Catherine Carrigan