I'm Outta Here Quotes

#1. I actually wasn't really the class clown growing up. The class clown was always the mean guy who walked up and was like, 'You're fat. You're gay. I'm outta here!' I was always more kind of awkward and introspective.

Mike Birbiglia

#2. After the rings, the priest should just say, "Enjoy it, bing-bongs. Due to our brain's tendency toward hedonic adaptation, you won't feel quite this giddy in a few years. All right, where's the pigs in a blanket? I'm outta here.

Aziz Ansari

#3. It wasn't so much like the hands of time had stood still here, more like they'd been thrown in the air in exasperation, the clock declaring whatever! I'm outta here.

Christopher Moore

#4. Screw caution," Tori said. "I'm outta here." We looked at her. "Well, I am. As long as someone comes with me." We kept looking at her. She sighed. "Fine, but when everything goes to hell, just remember, I get to blame you guys, because I wanted to leave right away.

Kelley Armstrong

#5. That's it," Rashmi says. "I'm outta here. Enjoy your hormones.

Stephanie Perkins

#6. That's why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn't going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours.
First round. "Cat, K-A-T, I'm outta here." Then as he passed you, "Ha! I know there's 2 T's.

Brian Regan

#7. A couple of days ago, I saw a rig big enough to haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here? You talk to me.

Terry Hayes

#8. Shut up. For the rest of this conversation, you don't say anything. When I tell you what you did wrong, you don't say you're sorry, because I already know you're sorry. And when you drive outta here alive, you don't thank me for being alive. And you don't even say goodbye to me.

Neal Stephenson

#9. You somehow make it outta here and track me down, you best come with a furious rage
because I got no use for your sympathy.

Alden Bell

#10. We know the average American physician interrupts their patient in 14 seconds.

Abraham Verghese

#11. Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

Kathy Lette

#12. Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"

George Carlin

#13. St. Paul's arose like some huge mountain above the enormous mass of smaller buildings.

Karl Philipp Moritz

#14. My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott. So he wins the award and I stand up and go, 'That's it-let's get the hell outta here.'

Bill Murray

#15. But I like it when my patients are impressed not knowing that I was an Olympian.

Debi Thomas

#16. Give me that mouth again, babe, then get outta here.
"Is the word 'please' in your vocabulary?"
"No, but you throw more attitude at me before givin' me your mouth, tonight, that word is gonna be in your vocabulary and I'm gonna make you use it often

Kristen Ashley

#17. I'd rather put up a fucking good fight than provide him with dinner.

Isabelle Rowan

#18. Look, isn't there any way you can just stamp me as not crazy and let me get outta here.

Kyle Chandler

#19. I'm gonna roll outta here one day, I just might not get to drive

Buddy Wakefield

#20. Do you ever think about when you outta here?
Record deal and video, outta here!?
Mercedes Benz and Range Rover, outta here!?

KRS-One

#21. Ultimately, literature is nothing but carpentry. With both you are working with reality, a material just as hard as wood.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#22. I'm fucking nuts and its contagious, get outta here.

Santiago Rodriguez

#23. As a boy, I used to marvel that the letters in a closed book did not get scrambled and lost overnight.

Jose Luis Borges

#24. When you shampoo your hair, you're trying to get the oil out of your roots, but you really want the rest of your hair to maintain its moisture. When you put coconut oil on the ends, the shampoo gets oil out of the roots, but also protects the ends.

Blake Lively

#25. Come on, Cabel," Carrie says. "Let me give you a ride, at least. Unless you want Shay to- hey, here she comes now." Carrie titters, her eyes dancing.
Cabel's eyes grow wide. He slips into the backseat of Carrie's car without a word. "Get me outta here. Fuckin' creepy cheerleaders.

Lisa McMann

#26. You got to get outta here, Josie. New Orleans is fine for some people, real good for a few. But not for you. Too much baggage that'll pull you down. You got dreams and the potential to make 'em real.

Ruta Sepetys

#27. You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.

Jerry Coleman

#28. Don't let any of 'em in the room 'til my guy gets what he needs. We'll be outta here before they get their gloves on.
Tea Party Teddy's Legacy

Dianne Harman

#29. Australia is, in fact, an old man's bureaucracy.

Robin Boyd

#30. Let's get outta here. Or I'm gonna put my mouth on you right here. I've been fantasizing 'bout tasting you since Thanksgiving." ~ Clay

Kele Moon