Top 39 I'm A Klutz Quotes
#2. The woman may be a biomedical engineer, but I begin to think that she is a certifiable idiot.
Jessica Khoury
#3. I learned to love the journey, not the destination. I learned that this is not a dress rehersal, and that today is the only guarantee you get.
Anna Quindlen
#4. We can grow so accustomed to being spoon-fed the Word of God that we sometimes forget how to examine the Scriptures for ourselves.
Beth Moore
#5. People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.
George Carlin
#6. If we are not happy and joyous at this season, for what other season shall we wait and for what other time shall we look?
Abdu'l- Baha
#7. The attitude toward women in this industry is nauseating. There are all sorts of porcine executives who are uncomfortable with a woman doing anything subversive. They want the movie about the beautiful girl who trips and falls, the adorable klutz.
Diablo Cody
#8. Some people observe life naturally and sometimes you just have to let things out and think about it later.
Queen Latifah
#9. I work out a lot and I do yoga and I do Pilates and I'm kind of athletic. I've taken dance classes, but at the same point I'm just a total klutz.
Heather Graham
#10. I took a deep breath, however, and followed my rule of never speaking frankly to women in moments of emotion. No good ever comes of this.
Iris Murdoch
#11. You can only be embarrassed if you allow yourself to be embarrassed. If you embrace it and just accept that you're kind of a klutz, and you're able to make it into comedy gold.
Stephen Merchant
#12. If you want to understand science, you have to understand math. In business, if you're enumerate, you're going to be a klutz. The good thing about business is that you don't have to know any higher math ...
Charlie Munger
#13. Attention is never a good thing, as any other accident-prone klutz would agree. No one wants a spotlight when they're likely to fall on their face.
Stephenie Meyer
#14. I fall down all the time because I'm such a klutz, but I have never broken a bone, and I don't eat milk or cheese ever. I like tofu cheese and soymilk in my coffee and cereal.
Grace Slick
#15. I'm not a klutz and I'm not being stupid, " he said
Stephen King
#16. One with more insight (sooj) is considered wise. To have more insight [sooj] is a natural gift. One may have more sooj but may have no intellect.
Dada Bhagwan
#17. The biggest klutz would be myself, so if I could offer help to myself I would. I'm the most off my game most often.
Bridgit Mendler
#18. I'm more afraid of not being with you than I am of being with you.
Emma Scott
#19. I forget your name," I said.
"Most people spew shit from their arse," he retorted, "you manage it with your mouth."
"Your mother gave birth through her arse," I said, "and you still reek of her shit.
Bernard Cornwell
#20. You want to give the biggest klutz who ever walked the earth a sailboat? I might run over someone."
"Just make sure they deserve it," he answered without missing a beat.
Donna Grant
#21. Lewis was studying literary history with the present and future in mind.
Philip Zaleski
#23. The great hinderance to the development of this continent has lain in the lack of capital.
William Graham Sumner
#24. An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
Dick Cavett
#25. I really don't feel like I'm in any kind of contest. Except, maybe, with myself. Just want to learn and create and grow. Get better all the time with these filmmaking tools. I don't expect perfection from myself. Just progress.
Angela Bettis
#26. I'm just the biggest klutz. That's the problem. I don't get hurt doing cool things.
Derek Hough
#27. In the very beginning whenever Mia Hamm or Brandi Chastain would call for the ball, I'd just give it to them immediately because it was them and I was nervous.
Heather O'Reilly
#28. Our Klutz clangs into Stop signs while riding a bike, and knocks over giant displays of expensive fine china. Despite being five foot nine and weighing 110 pounds, she is basically like a drunk buffalo who has never been a part of human society. But Fred Tom loves her anyway.
Mindy Kaling
#29. It sucks to be a klutz on land and a klutz in the water.
Anna Banks
#30. Frank Zhang: lumbering klutz, child of Mars, part-time pachyderm.
Rick Riordan
#31. I'm very ditsy and a klutz. I've been known to walk on stage and fall over my dress.
Jessica Simpson
#32. I want to run for the Senate from Tennessee. Not now, but when I'm 50, when music dies down a little bit. I know lots of artists and actors have those delusions of grandeur, but ever since I was a kid, it's been of interest to me.
Tim McGraw
#33. Why is it that at the very moment I need to appear graceful I stumble and fall like a klutz, as though this scene had never played through my mind differently a million times?
Richelle E. Goodrich
#34. I don't know if it's shocking, but I'm the world's biggest klutz. I have been dancing since I was 3, and I have modeled, and I have good balance, but you wouldn't know it. Hanging out with me, I do everything from spill food on myself to trip up stairs. I'm the queen of that, most definitely.
Tiffany Dupont
#36. I am the biggest klutz on set. I honestly don't think I have ever been as klutzy as when I'm on set. People call me 'Grace' ironically because I'm not graceful. It's ridiculous.
Laura Marano
#37. Stacking shelves in a supermarket. The reason I didn't like it is because I'm very clumsy. We had a floor polisher you'd push up and down the aisles, and klutz me would always knock the bottles over in the drinks aisle. Unsurprisingly I got fired.
Peter Andre
#38. When the blood rushes to my head, it helps me think. Well, I know that blood rushing to your head doesn't help you grow hair, because Mr. Klutz had no hair on his head at all. He was bald as a balloon.
Dan Gutman
#39. One of our worst traits in journalism is that when we have a narrative in our minds, we often plug in anecdotes that confirm it. Thus we managed to portray President Gerald Ford, a first-rate athlete, as a klutz.
Nicholas Kristof
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