Klutz Quotes

#1. An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.

Dick Cavett

#2. You want to give the biggest klutz who ever walked the earth a sailboat? I might run over someone."
"Just make sure they deserve it," he answered without missing a beat.

Donna Grant

#3. The biggest klutz would be myself, so if I could offer help to myself I would. I'm the most off my game most often.

Bridgit Mendler

#4. I'm not a klutz and I'm not being stupid, " he said

Stephen King

#5. I fall down all the time because I'm such a klutz, but I have never broken a bone, and I don't eat milk or cheese ever. I like tofu cheese and soymilk in my coffee and cereal.

Grace Slick

#6. Attention is never a good thing, as any other accident-prone klutz would agree. No one wants a spotlight when they're likely to fall on their face.

Stephenie Meyer

#7. If you want to understand science, you have to understand math. In business, if you're enumerate, you're going to be a klutz. The good thing about business is that you don't have to know any higher math ...

Charlie Munger

#8. I work out a lot and I do yoga and I do Pilates and I'm kind of athletic. I've taken dance classes, but at the same point I'm just a total klutz.

Heather Graham

#9. The attitude toward women in this industry is nauseating. There are all sorts of porcine executives who are uncomfortable with a woman doing anything subversive. They want the movie about the beautiful girl who trips and falls, the adorable klutz.

Diablo Cody

#10. People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.

George Carlin

#11. I'm a klutz, through and through.

Finn Wittrock

#12. I'm very ditsy and a klutz. I've been known to walk on stage and fall over my dress.

Jessica Simpson

#13. One of our worst traits in journalism is that when we have a narrative in our minds, we often plug in anecdotes that confirm it. Thus we managed to portray President Gerald Ford, a first-rate athlete, as a klutz.

Nicholas Kristof

#14. I'm such a klutz!

Sienna Miller

#15. I'm just the biggest klutz. That's the problem. I don't get hurt doing cool things.

Derek Hough

#16. Our Klutz clangs into Stop signs while riding a bike, and knocks over giant displays of expensive fine china. Despite being five foot nine and weighing 110 pounds, she is basically like a drunk buffalo who has never been a part of human society. But Fred Tom loves her anyway.

Mindy Kaling

#17. It sucks to be a klutz on land and a klutz in the water.

Anna Banks

#18. Frank Zhang: lumbering klutz, child of Mars, part-time pachyderm.

Rick Riordan

#19. Why is it that at the very moment I need to appear graceful I stumble and fall like a klutz, as though this scene had never played through my mind differently a million times?

Richelle E. Goodrich

#20. I don't know if it's shocking, but I'm the world's biggest klutz. I have been dancing since I was 3, and I have modeled, and I have good balance, but you wouldn't know it. Hanging out with me, I do everything from spill food on myself to trip up stairs. I'm the queen of that, most definitely.

Tiffany Dupont

#21. I am the biggest klutz on set. I honestly don't think I have ever been as klutzy as when I'm on set. People call me 'Grace' ironically because I'm not graceful. It's ridiculous.

Laura Marano

#22. Stacking shelves in a supermarket. The reason I didn't like it is because I'm very clumsy. We had a floor polisher you'd push up and down the aisles, and klutz me would always knock the bottles over in the drinks aisle. Unsurprisingly I got fired.

Peter Andre

#23. When the blood rushes to my head, it helps me think. Well, I know that blood rushing to your head doesn't help you grow hair, because Mr. Klutz had no hair on his head at all. He was bald as a balloon.

Dan Gutman

#24. You can only be embarrassed if you allow yourself to be embarrassed. If you embrace it and just accept that you're kind of a klutz, and you're able to make it into comedy gold.

Stephen Merchant

#25. If we cannot prevail with men for God, we will at least endeavor to prevail with God for men.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#26. He cleared his throat. I didn't set out to turn her. My wolf momentarily took control. It seems he has chosen her as his mate.

Aileen Erin

#27. We are not moved by reasons but by emotions

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#28. In contemporary parlance, sex is biological and gender is socially constructed.

Rebecca Solnit

#29. The belief that all genuine education comes about through experience does not mean that all experiences are genuinely or equally educative.

John Dewey

#30. It is so subtle to write things that have no meaning

Ivy Compton-Burnett

#31. The woman may be a biomedical engineer, but I begin to think that she is a certifiable idiot.

Jessica Khoury

#32. Kids on a team are like flowers in a bouquet, there is always one that wants to face a different way than the arranger desires.

John Kessel

#33. Every profession does imply a trust for the service of the public.

Benjamin Whichcote

#34. The tragedy is not so much the experience that you're having. The tragedy is that we don't take the time to understand the meaning and purpose behind what we're going through.

Robin Roberts