If Life Hands You Lemons Quotes

#1. Half as sober as a judge.

Charles Lamb

#2. When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail.

Brandi Glanville

#3. When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate!

Suzanne Sweeney

#4. When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better.

Anthony Paull

#5. Righteousness in the heart leads to order in the nation.

A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

#6. When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line.

Gina Greenlee

#7. When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.

Jon Foreman

#8. See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have to do. I make lemonade."
"No, you scream 'fuck you, lemons!

Priscilla Glenn

#9. If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...

Les Edgerton

#10. Just imagine going to war over Danzig - such a world catastrophe, just to prevent Germany from getting a piece of territory that belonged to her; because Britain was afraid of Germany getting too strong.

Joachim Von Ribbentrop

#11. When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE

A.R. Arias

#12. When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?

Henry Rollins

#13. The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook!

Sharon Geltner

#14. When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

Ron White

#15. If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

Darynda Jones

#16. If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it.

Emma O'Connor

#17. The preaching of the Word to a prayerless congregation falls at the very feet of the preacher.

E. M. Bounds

#18. When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.

Behdad Sami

#19. When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.

Magan Vernon

#20. I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy.

John Barnes

#21. This wasn't the first time he'd be saving her by letting her go.

Jodi Picoult

#22. When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

Anna Lee

#23. If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone

John Rzeznik

#24. When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

W.C. Fields

#25. I knew how to die. It was the living that scared me.

Julie Murphy

#26. when life hands you lemons you should take them . . . and whack life by the butt with those damn lemon until its bruised and then go munch on some chocolate

Mei

#27. When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.

Paul Rudd

#28. When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker

Darynda Jones