I Think I'm Falling For You Funny Quotes

#1. Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.

Mark Watson

#2. The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life.

Kristen Callihan

#3. I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

James M. Loy

#4. Unexpected Elizabeth wasn't falling into his arms as he'd anticipated, even after he had acted heroic and been valiantly injured. Perhaps he had lost her.

Kresley Cole

#5. Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's get high and have fun." So they're high; now they're paranoid. "Am I falling out of this chair?"

Bill Cosby

#6. I agree that someone falling down is really funny, and I can go on YouTube and watch people falling. It makes me laugh.

Nathan Fielder

#7. Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the more you put yourself out there, the better your odds will be.

Emo Philips

#8. Now I'm just like everybody else, and it's so funny,
the way monogamy is funny, the way
someone falling down in the street is funny.
I entered a revolving door and emerged
as a human being. When you think of me
is my face electronically blurred?

Jeffrey McDaniel

#9. She gave him a cold and enraged glare. 'You are so pathetic, you make me want to vomit.

Morgan Rhodes

#10. I grew up a huge fan of The Three Stooges and Monty Python, so somebody getting slapped in the face with a fish, or falling out of a chair, or running into a door, or tripping over their own feet and eating it, is all stuff I find really, really funny.

Thomas Sadoski

#11. I didn't respond to that. I'm not scared of heights. I'm just scared of falling from heights.

John Zakour

#12. We were both having a laugh attack, so the main challenge became to avoid falling into our own excrements.

John Duover

#13. The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

Adam Ferrara

#14. Dan moans behind me, reminding her of the problem. She straightens in fear at the sound of his voice, peers over my shoulder at the chunk of bloody beef that is Dan Sikorsky. She looks slowly from him to me. "What did you do?" I duck my head, embarrassed. "I sort of lost my temper.

Jasinda Wilder

#15. This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like, "There's my wife ... there she is - oh, she's getting off. All right, there's the woman - all right, that's a man."

Jim Gaffigan

#16. Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age.

Julia Roberts

#17. With its missed lines and falling tombstones, 'Dark Shadows' was sometimes inadvertently funny, but what made the show work was the fact that the actors and the writers took it all very seriously.

William J. Mann

#18. You're flying Buzz! No Woody we're falling in style!

Walt Disney Company

#19. The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.

Steven Wright

#20. I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie.

Lisa Daily

#21. You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.
Right. Thank you, Mrs. Detweiler. I never would have come to that conclusion by myself. I was planning on incorporating a backflip into my next walk across the classroom but on second thought ...

Janette Rallison

#22. I'm falling into disrepair

Anne Tyler

#23. A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.

Frankie Boyle

#24. Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two.

Danielle Lee Zwissler

#25. I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people simply because they said one funny thing or appeared to me in a certain way.

Mindy Kaling

#26. Don't get any funny ideas
When all is said and done, you're still artificial (a thing) ... Not human. Don't make the mistake of falling in love with one.

Shungiku Nakamura

#27. I hate wearing the helmet but I don't want the humans falling in love with me. They couldn't handle all this." She winked before disappearing into one of the rooms."-Breeze

Laurann Dohner

#28. I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.

Malin Akerman

#29. It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart

Virginia Macgregor

#30. I think that sometimes, romantic comedies have to be really broad, and that the plot of people falling in and out of love or whatever is not enough. 'Enough Said' had that stuff, but I wanted it to be fun and funny while also grounded in reality.

Nicole Holofcener