John Duover Quotes

#1. If you have to push yourself to do it, should you be doing it in the first place? That was a question I never dared to asked myself.

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#2. It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)

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#3. Be patient and be yourself. Unbelievable that I needed to consume weeks worth of books and seminars to learn that.

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#4. I didn't know who I was any longer, so I just was.

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#5. I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it.

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#6. Even though I approached girls relentlessly, I wasn't really approachable myself.

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#7. He had to witness how a ginger German with a v-neck that almost went as low as his navel drew all the attention to himself.

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#8. Caught in a terrible cycle, I was thinking about what I thought about my own thoughts, so I went to the bar where I got myself a glass of water.

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#9. While aloofness might fascinate others and makes them respect you, it will never allow for intimacy and profound relationships.

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#10. We were both having a laugh attack, so the main challenge became to avoid falling into our own excrements.

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#11. I've always had a bit of a feminine aura, but I don't mind. Russell Brand has one, too.

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#12. Facing different options, you must always choose the one that makes you most uncomfortable, the one that creates a tingling feeling of excitement inside your body.

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#13. We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk.

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#14. I, a half naked German, was about to be discovered by her cruel Viking dad in his own bedroom, having smudged his daughter just hours ago. Full of gratitude I contemplated that I would at least not die a virgin.

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#15. The ego is a mean mechanism which mobilizes the absolute strongest rationalization traps in order to preserve itself.

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#16. When it started to climb between my legs, my balls and its claws only separated by a thin blanket, I sincerely considered throwing it (the cat, not my member) out of the window.

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#17. As long as they don't harm the environment, pay taxes, and don't do it in my bed, it's none of my business.

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#18. Traveling equals having experiences which translate into more opportunities for exposing incorrect ideas about life.

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#19. If that was the last event of the night, it would have made a terrible ending. It was just the beginning, though.

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#20. My dick's wisdom impeded my ability to have meaningless intercourse.

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#21. Obnoxiousness had covered up my insecurities.

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