John Duover Quotes

#1. I've always had a bit of a feminine aura, but I don't mind. Russell Brand has one, too. - Author: John Duover

#2. Obnoxiousness had covered up my insecurities. - Author: John Duover

#3. My dick's wisdom impeded my ability to have meaningless intercourse. - Author: John Duover

#4. If that was the last event of the night, it would have made a terrible ending. It was just the beginning, though. - Author: John Duover

#5. Traveling equals having experiences which translate into more opportunities for exposing incorrect ideas about life. - Author: John Duover

#6. As long as they don't harm the environment, pay taxes, and don't do it in my bed, it's none of my business. - Author: John Duover

#7. When it started to climb between my legs, my balls and its claws only separated by a thin blanket, I sincerely considered throwing it (the cat, not my member) out of the window. - Author: John Duover

#8. The ego is a mean mechanism which mobilizes the absolute strongest rationalization traps in order to preserve itself. - Author: John Duover

#9. I, a half naked German, was about to be discovered by her cruel Viking dad in his own bedroom, having smudged his daughter just hours ago. Full of gratitude I contemplated that I would at least not die a virgin. - Author: John Duover

#10. We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk. - Author: John Duover

#11. Facing different options, you must always choose the one that makes you most uncomfortable, the one that creates a tingling feeling of excitement inside your body. - Author: John Duover

#12. If you have to push yourself to do it, should you be doing it in the first place? That was a question I never dared to asked myself. - Author: John Duover

#13. We were both having a laugh attack, so the main challenge became to avoid falling into our own excrements. - Author: John Duover

#14. While aloofness might fascinate others and makes them respect you, it will never allow for intimacy and profound relationships. - Author: John Duover

#15. Caught in a terrible cycle, I was thinking about what I thought about my own thoughts, so I went to the bar where I got myself a glass of water. - Author: John Duover

#16. He had to witness how a ginger German with a v-neck that almost went as low as his navel drew all the attention to himself. - Author: John Duover

#17. Even though I approached girls relentlessly, I wasn't really approachable myself. - Author: John Duover

#18. I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it. - Author: John Duover

#19. I didn't know who I was any longer, so I just was. - Author: John Duover

#20. Be patient and be yourself. Unbelievable that I needed to consume weeks worth of books and seminars to learn that. - Author: John Duover

#21. It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.) - Author: John Duover