Top 100 I Smoke Quotes
#1. I smoke weed.It's not an addiction. It's something I wanna do. It's not smart though. It's not good for my body but I'm doing it. I'm not telling people to do it.
Schoolboy Q
#2. I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George Burns
#3. I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising, and I smoke. But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog. That's all.
Eva Green
#4. Racist people, interestingly, are never as polite as smokers. Have you noticed that? Smokers always go, Do you mind if I smoke? Oh, you do? Okay, I'll go outside and have a cigarette.
Eddie Izzard
#5. I smoke 'cos I'm hoping for an early death and I need to cling to something.
Steven Morrissey
#6. Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die. -Alaska Young
John Green
#7. I had tried marijuana several times, but in the words of my friend and longtime assistant Janet Stark, When I smoke pot, it makes me want to hide under the bed with a box of graham crackers and not share.
Linda Ronstadt
#8. Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be.
Gerald McRaney
#10. I go to my Room and I drink and I smoke some cigarettes and I think about her. I drink and I smoke and I think about her and at a certain point blackness comes and my memory fails me.
James Frey
#11. Why do you smoke so damn fast?"
"Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.
John Green
#12. As for me ... I'm fine. I have bad dreams, but I never saw Mister Duck again. I play video games. I smoke a little dope. I got my thousand-yard stare. I carry a lot of scares. I like the way that sounds. I carry a lot of scares.
Alex Garland
#13. Here I found myself in my early 20s, at the height of my career, up against something I was totally powerless against. I had enemies I had never heard of because of this. I certainly didn't have needles hanging out of my arms, nor did I smoke anything.
Irene Cara
#14. In my normal time, I like bacon sarnies, I smoke and I drink coffee. I do look after myself, but sometimes I allow myself to just let go a bit.
Tom Weston-Jones
#16. I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.
Barney Frank
#17. Can I smoke now without someone taking my picture?
Hank Aaron
#18. I smoke crack. I get all my dancers together and we do a prayer.
Jim Gaffigan
#19. I smoke blunt to take the pain out and if I wasn't high I'd probably blow my brains out.
Tupac Shakur
#20. I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain
#21. I smoke a cigarette, and pretend I'm normal. And I wish I was dead.
Neil Gaiman
#22. I started smoking because I thought it was sexy. Now I smoke because I feel sexy when I'm smoking. Is that what they call addiction?
Chloe Thurlow
#23. I'm a huge fan of James Dean, that got me started. Nowadays I smoke four packs in a day.
Ville Valo
#24. Pudge: Why do smoke so damn fast?
Alska: Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.
John Green
#25. I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat.
Nate Dogg
#26. Grief ... gives life a permanently provisional feeling. It doesn't seem worth starting anything. I can't settle down. I yawn, I fidget, I smoke too much. Up till this I always had too little time. Now there is nothing but time. Almost pure time, empty successiveness.
C.S. Lewis
#27. I'm not a marijuana user, so I always feel kind of fraudulent. I applaud this, I do recreational drugs, but marijuana's never one of those. People think because I talk about drugs, that I smoke pot. But I don't.
Doug Stanhope
#28. I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth.
Bill Hicks
#29. Ya'll smoke to enjoy. I smoke to die.
John Green
#30. I smoke because I like to get high.
Method Man
#31. I smoke and drink and have abortions, actually one abortion, but still, I have an A average that I maintain with little or no effort on my part and they despise me for it, mostly because they can't take credit for it.
Lisa O'Donnell
#33. I do not speak. I smoke. Throat tight, as if fingers are squeezing it.
Marina Tsvetaeva
#34. I smoke herb, but what's the harm it that?
Nelly
#35. I smoke on the mic like Smokin' Joe Frazier,
The hell raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor.
Inspectah Deck
#36. I don't feel like there's any need to hide the fact that I smoke pot. It's a harmless herbal substance that increases sensory appreciation.
Ezra Miller
#37. I Don't Need the nicotene patch, Penny - I smoke cigarettes.
Emma Thompson
#38. That's what I do ... Some people smoke weed, some people smoke cigarettes, some people snort coke ... I pop pills, I smoke and I drink syrup, that's my twist.
Beanie Sigel
#39. I smoke up all my shit and gulp down a few beers, and listen to soft, love songs by Drake, and even though I usually like Drake, I'm like 'Drake man, these ho's ain't loyal.
Gisele Walko
#40. I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die
Andy Warhol
#41. I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!
Denis Leary
#42. The best herb I smoke in Jamaica and Africa. African - Rasclot! Them people cure it in a banana. In a banana skin. A green banana. They wrap it up in a banana so when you get it, it compressed and, I'll tell you, it great! Blood clot! In Nigeria and Ghana, love that herb! Good herb, mon.
Bob Marley
#43. And to kill time while awaiting death, I smoke slender cigarettes thumbing my nose to the gods.
Jules Laforgue
#44. I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don't, and I haven't for awhile. That's just because it makes me - and I'm not saying this about everybody else - but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.
David Cross
#45. If you ask [my brother Frank Shamrock], I smoke crack, I do steroids and I cut myself (to get out of the Kimbo Slice fight). I mean you name it, I've done it
just ask him.
Ken Shamrock
#46. I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.
Naomi Campbell
#47. You all smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die.
John Green
#48. I smoke weed, of course. That's like meditation for me. Watching movies is a really good escape as well.
Wiz Khalifa
#49. Do you smoke?
Well, yes, I must admit I smoke.
I'm glad to hear of it. A man should always have an occupation of some kind.
Oscar Wilde
#50. Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink. But I love running off in the middle of the day to make love. It really burns up calories.
Lisa Snowdon
#51. They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.
Mignon McLaughlin
#52. You smoke to have fun. I smoke to die.
John Green
#53. I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.
George Burns
#54. I don't do yoga. I bite the hella outta my nails. I smoke, I eat all the wrong food, I don't exercise.
Lisa Marie Presley
#55. You smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die.
John Green
#56. I smoke pot when I work. I take a couple of tokes before I start. It just loosens you up.
Brice Marden
#58. I drink to remember I smoke to forget / Some things to be proud of, some stuff to regret.
Jake Bugg
#59. Do you smoke? Jack. Well, yes, I must admit I smoke. Lady Bracknell. I am glad to hear it. A man should always have an occupation of some kind. There are far too many idle men in London as it is.
Oscar Wilde
#60. I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.
George Burns
#61. I drink too much, I smoke too much, I take pills too much, I work too much, I girl around too much, I everything too much.
Bob Fosse
#62. My life is either/or. Either I chew regular gum or I chew sugarless gum. Either I chew gum or I smoke. Either I smoke or I gain weight. Either I gain weight or I run up the stadium steps.'
'Sounds like a boring life.'
'I hope it lasts forever.
Don DeLillo
#63. I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.
George Burns
#64. I smoke so much. Three packs a day ... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass.
Dave Attell
#65. You smoke for fun. I smoke to die.
John Green
#66. Music and herb go together. It's been a long time now I smoke herb. From 1960's, when I first start singing.
Bob Marley
#67. It's an accompaniment to life. It's not something that I do to rap; I smoke when I open my eyes ... I don't know any other feeling.
Action Bronson
#68. I smoke a brown pipe like the breast of a little negress.
Francis Jammes
#69. I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.
Ron White
#70. In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.
Kevin Smith
#71. I smoke a pipe abroad, because
To all cigars I much prefer it,
And as I scorn you social laws,
My choice has nothing to deter it.
Robert Louis Stevenson
#73. Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.
John Green
#74. It is you, it is you.
It is you that I love
and yet I am miserable
and so I smoke. I am miserable.
Pamela August Russell
#75. I'm not sayin I'm a pothead, cause I'm not.
I'm just sayin that I smoke a lot.
Keith Murray
#76. Well, the cigar I smoke takes two hours."
"When a man loves a woman....O to have such a lover..."
"I gave up a $100,000 lifestyle to take this position!
John Neumann
#77. That evening I rode downtown on an unaccountably empty bus, sitting in the last row. At the front I saw a thin cloud of smoke rising around the driver's head. 'Hey, bus driver,' I said. 'Can I smoke?' 'May I,' said the bus driver. 'I love you,' I said.
Michael Chabon
#78. I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!
Helena Bonham Carter
#79. The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?
Steve Martin
#80. She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." - Alaska
John Green
#81. Somepeople drink to foregt, I smoke to remember Anna Madrigal in Tales of the City ...
Armistead Maupin
#82. I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.
Winston Churchill
#83. I smoke cigarettes when I write, which is disgusting, but it really helps me.
Christopher Bollen
#84. Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?' Sarah Bernhardt: 'I don't care if you burn.'
Sarah Bernhardt
#85. I like smoking! I mean, God, I quit everything else, can't I smoke?
Melanie Griffith
#86. So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.
Damien Hirst
#87. And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya ... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I don't smoke it all at once, I just do a little bit at a time, and I uh, I used to take acid but I quit around 1971.
Tommy Chong
#88. I stayed away from drugs, I never smoked a pipe. When I wanna get high, I smoke the mic. I never did white lines, I only write lines, and I ain't sniffin' nothing but the vapors from hype rhymes.
Kool Moe Dee
#89. I made a deal with myself that whenever I smoke weed, I have to be doing something productive: writing, recording, cutting a podcast, editing, etc.
Kevin Smith
#90. I drink to feel / I smoke to breathe / Just look what love / Has done to me
Kacey Musgraves
#91. No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.
Mark Twain
#92. I don't drink much and I smoke very little. I guess my only bad habit is robbing banks. Now you see, fellas, I ain't such a bad guy at heart.
John Dillinger
#93. So I guess it's okay with you if I smoke up too?" says Steven.
"If you get breast cancer
Jenny Han
#94. I smoke a blunt once every blue moon. But hey, the moon looks kinda blue tonight ...
Randy Moss
#95. I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
Bill Hicks
#96. Me, I don't want any children, I don't want responsibility. I am gay, I smoke weed and I do exactly what I want in my life because of my talent. I represent an ideal which others have had to let go and they blame me for that. Especially men.
George Michael
#97. He sounded like me when I sensed there were drugs around: All I know is that if someone wants to get high, or wants to watch while I smoke his dope, I'll do it. I really will.
David Sedaris
#98. A black man, but I feel so blue. So I smoke green and purple to my dreams come true. And my eyes turn red, the sky turns grey.
Ludacris
#99. I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.
Mark Twain
#100. I'm rockin' PJ's and no shirt. I smoke weed, eat yogurt
Mac Miller
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