Humped Quotes

#1. It is generally agreed, and in fact stated in the bylaws of the American Kennel Club, that you have not been truly dog-humped until you have been double-dog-humped by a pair of four-hundred-pound hounds from hell

Christopher Moore

#2. They had fallen into that instant, easy friendship which feels as though it had begun before any of your memories and will last until you are so old that the humped veins on the back of your hands show dark blue-purple through your wax-white skin.

Peter Dickinson

#3. The past is past. You tried to kill yourself. So what? I humped a couch in season twelve. We all have our skeletons.

Heather Demetrios

#4. Looked excitingly purposeful, with large video screens ranged over the control and guidance system panels on the concave wall, and long banks of computers set into the convex wall. In one corner a robot sat humped,

Douglas Adams

#5. Stiff shoulders humped over the writing-table, and the ache of a heart slow to move. A tortoise heart.

J.M. Coetzee

#6. Here, brush this old hair aside; it blinds me, that I seem to weep. Locks so grey did never grow but from out some ashes! But do I look very old, so very, very old, Starbuck? I feel deadly faint, bowed, and humped, as though I were Adam, staggering beneath the piled centuries since Paradise.

Herman Melville

#7. So a skunk humped my leg earlier.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#8. Sometimes the Nonman would climb upon some wild pulpit, the mossed remains of a fallen tree, the humped back of a boulder, and paint wonders with his dark voice. Wonders and horrors both.

R. Scott Bakker

#9. The humped bladderwort has yellow, snapdragon-like flowers, and it's actually carnivorous, capable of trapping and eating not just insects but even tadpoles and tiny fish.

Sam Kean

#10. When I was ten, we had a dog. He humped everything and anything - from the maid's leg to my parents' four-poster bed. He was insatiable. My parents were mortified whenever company stopped by. But now I realize he really wasn't a bad dog.
It wasn't his fault.
I feel your pain, Fido.

Emma Chase

#11. A stack of banged-up grocery carts humped each other in a metal orgy in the far corner of the new Sedano's parking lot.

Jennine Capo Crucet

#12. I would like to apologize for the rocking of this boat, but we are currently being humped by a whale.

Andy Parsons

#13. Comparing the humped herds of whales with the humped herds of buffalo, which, not forty years ago, overspread by tens of thousands the prairies of Illinois and Missouri, and shook their iron manes

Herman Melville

#14. And waking, once again, face smudged into Andrea's couch, the red quilt humped around her shoulders, smelling coffee, while Andrea hummed some Tokyo pop song to herself in the next room, dressing, in a gray morning of Paris rain.

William Gibson

#15. He had to be kidding. If he had been any more toned, I might have dry humped his leg when I first saw him at Dairy Queen.

S.M. Reine

#16. There were two kinds of stupid. Stupid people that got drunk and humped trees, and stupid people that just humped trees.

Penelope Douglas

#17. I promised Paul I'd keep ya safe, he said. If that means packin' yer ass out of town so it doesen't get humped by a smooth talkin' loser, that's the way it's gonna be.

Jana Oliver

#18. In February of 1972, a snowstorm blew into Kansas City, and I decided to hitchhike to California. The roads were icy, snowflakes howling, and nobody would drive me to the highway, so I humped through the snow and ice and caught a ride with a concerned cop to the Kansas Turnpike.

Daniel Woodrell

#19. I laughed. "Yeah, right. If anyone gives you trouble, he'll hump their leg like a berserker."
"Hey! I haven't humped anyone in months." The demon pursed his lips".

Jaye Wells

#20. After years and years of accumulating papers, I keep feeling that I should give them to the library or something because they are beginning to overwhelm me.

Jennifer Tipton

#21. There is not a woman born who desires to eat the bread of dependence.

Susan B. Anthony

#22. I'm madly in love with a sculpted piece of testosterone wonder called Haddock

Rae Earl

#23. I've always written, all my life, and when I was very young I developed an interest in poetry.

Jeffery Deaver

#24. Colombians have been dealing with cocaine since your ancestors were running around Ireland with their bodies painted blue," Kingsley

Robert B. Parker

#25. Because Wikipedia is a process, not a product, it replaces guarantees offered by institutions with probabilities supported by process.

Clay Shirky

#26. I joined the PBA way before I should have because I heard a rumor they were going to limit the number of people who could get in.

Don Johnson

#27. It is almost certain that we will fail. But how will future history judge the German people, if not even a handful of men had the courage to put an end to that criminal?

Henning Von Tresckow