Humped By Dog Quotes

#1. It is generally agreed, and in fact stated in the bylaws of the American Kennel Club, that you have not been truly dog-humped until you have been double-dog-humped by a pair of four-hundred-pound hounds from hell

Christopher Moore

#2. Sometimes all you know about where you're going is that it's away from where you are.

Leah Raeder

#3. A writer's job is to imagine everything so personally that the fiction is as vivid as memories.

John Irving

#4. A tormented soul; forever trapped in the recesses of my mind; eternally locked in a morbid paradise.

Myself

#5. When I was ten, we had a dog. He humped everything and anything - from the maid's leg to my parents' four-poster bed. He was insatiable. My parents were mortified whenever company stopped by. But now I realize he really wasn't a bad dog.
It wasn't his fault.
I feel your pain, Fido.

Emma Chase

#6. We must accept human error as inevitable - and design around that fact.

Donald Berwick

#7. Any sin is a spiritual poison for a person created to live in love.

Sunday Adelaja

#8. I got into trouble a while ago for saying that I thought the internet led to increased literacy - people scolded me about the shocking grammar to be found online - but I was talking about fundamentals: quite simply, you can't use the net unless you can read.

Margaret Atwood

#9. What is my personal strategy for the next 10 hours? Who can I talk with or what can I volunteer for to learn something new?

Tom Peters

#10. We aim at simplicity and hope for truth.

Nelson Goodman

#11. You're not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but Earl Blackwell finally died, and I was on his blacklist every year for being the worst dressed person.

Meryl Streep

#12. Heaven often seems distant and unknown, but if He who made the road ... is our guide, we need not fear to lose the way.

Henry Van Dyke

#13. I been in this game a long time.

Trick Daddy