E.J. Stevens Quotes

#1. My research methods were extremely advanced. I Googled vinegar.

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#2. Let the spirits guide you, but never let them take you.

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#3. If I hadn't stopped to thank the ghoul, I might not be covered in rotting, slimy, dead guy. I shook my head ruefully and continued walking. No good deed goes unpunished.

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#4. ...the very, very old fae tended to go through an unhealthy stage of boredom that was often followed by a period of 'goin' doololly.

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#5. So it's fate then?" I asked with him so close my lips brushed the line of his jaw with each word, "Us being together?"
"Absolutely," Calvin said with a low growl. Then he lifted my chin, tilting my head back, and kissed me deeply.
Who was I to argue with Fate?

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#6. You catch all that, Humphrey?" I asked.
"Get to eat demons for breakfast," he said with a grin.
"Hey, only if they misbehave," I said.
"Demons always do," he said, licking his lips.
I had a sinking feeling that the gargoyle had a point.

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#7. Walking out into the night with a water fey was all kinds of stupid. Heck, Kelpies eat people. They may not play with their food as creatively as the Each Uisge, but dead is dead.

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#8. It probably took a lot to faze a cat.

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#9. Demons were all about ego, which meant that most demons had some kind of title. I think it made them feel better about their tiny ... pitchforks.

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#10. Forneus could talk the Pope out of his soul and still come out smelling like roses.

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#11. Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day.

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#12. If wishes were flying monkeys, we'd all be wearing tiny hats.

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#13. Becoming a fae leader? Not on my bucket list.

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#14. Yuki?" Calvin asked.
"Yeah?" I asked turning back to him.
"Thanks for giving me a chance," he said and smiling his toothy grin he started walking back to his truck.
Who else is going to dig through a compost heap with me? It must be love.

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#15. I need a victim and no offense Yuki, but your carrot sticks are lacking in controversy.

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#16. If a faerie, a vampire, and a demon walk into a bar, you wait for the punch line. At Private Eye, when a faerie, a vampire, and a demon walk through the door, it's just another day at the office.

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#17. Being Torn's new curiosity was about as comfortable as a pixie rash.

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#18. The king and the would-be queen," Ailinn said. "As it was prophesized, as it was written, as it was seen.

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#19. My heart, always so strong in the past, was like the fishnet stockings that clung to my legs - torn, shredded, and full of gaping holes.

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#20. Not so long ago we were all a tightly knit group of friends. Too bad someone had ripped apart the stitches that held us together, unraveling the cozy blanket of our friendship and leaving just enough strands to hang ourselves with.

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#21. Yuki, you have plans after school tomorrow?" Calvin turned to me and asked.
How does he raise one brow like that? Does he practice in the mirror?
"Nope, no plans yet," I said flipping my hair as I looked at him over my shoulder. I can use cool poses too Calvin Miller.

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