Humorous Psychology Quotes

#1. I'm the biggest music lover in the world. I mean, I have seen everybody. I went on tour with Michael Jackson and the Jacksons four or five times.

Magic Johnson

#2. If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.

Mo Willems

#3. Dead is always a good alibi

Spencer Kope

#4. So that's the telephone? They ring, and you run.

Edgar Degas

#5. A verbal threat is the most authentic certificate of impotence.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#6. She could break him, and he didn't care.

Apryl Baker

#7. He bullied me a little, thinking I was weak just because I was quiet and smart and no one was allowed to touch me. But then I electrified the urinal flusher in the boys' bathroom at camp, watched him go inside, and then proceeded to laugh my ass off when the ambulance came.

J.A. Huss

#8. Every turning point in life has a significant moment that accompanies it. It changes relationships, feelings and perspectives, altering the way you see the world around you.

Emma Hart

#9. In a paper called 'The Economics of Matching: Stability and Incentives,' I showed that there were not any mechanisms that would always both produce a stable matching and make it completely safe for all firms and workers to reveal their true preferences.

Alvin E. Roth

#10. The kids today all seem to think they should be stars, but I wasn't brought up that way.

Don McLean

#11. Modern technique has made it possible for leisure, within limits, to be not the prerogative of small privileged classes, but a right evenly distributed throughout the community. The morality of work is the morality of slaves, and the modern world has no need of slavery.

Bertrand Russell

#12. I spent a lot of time staring at the clock in school, so I have that kind of personality.

Diablo Cody

#13. I love low-budget projects with great acting and great stories you can really get your teeth into.

Erin Richards

#14. As far as the writing goes, I started telling stories as soon as I could talk, and started writing them down as soon as I could string words together.

Sarah Zettel

#15. Oh, you know what bloggers are like, they write and write and write. I don't know why, because they're not being paid.

Jon Ronson

#16. Flying solo, you have a fair workload. I'm not only flying the balloon but doing the navigation, communications, repairing the burners, taking care of the equipment.

Steve Fossett

#17. Anytime you work with materials that are deep parts of yourself, you feel revulsion at showing things about yourself that you don't want people to know.

Janet Fitch

#18. Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

Robin Williams