Humorous Pet Quotes

#1. As human beings we can't stop the flow of time, but we can choose to do something constructive with the time that we have.

D. Allen Miller

#2. When [our secrets] are sad and hurtful secrets, like my father's death, we can in a way honor the hurt by letting ourselves feel it as we never let ourselves feel it before, and then, having felt it, by laying it aside; we can start to take care of ourselves the way we take care of people we love.

Frederick Buechner

#3. Paradoxically, the best way for a group to be smart is for each person in it to think and act as independently as possible.

James Surowiecki

#4. One of my favorite movies of all time is 'It's A Wonderful Life,' which is a pretty interesting choice for a seasonal Christmas favorite, because it's about a guy who wants to commit suicide and is presented with reasons not to.

Frank Darabont

#5. I never believed I was going to have a baby until I heard her cry.

Liane Moriarty

#6. Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal

Dave Barry

#7. I travel because I become uncomfortable being too comfortable.

Carew Papritz

#8. When someone tells me to 'just relax,' I wonder why they don't hand me a book?

Richelle E. Goodrich

#9. Hatred may keep a body warm, but it takes a lot to keep the fire stoked, so unless a person is extraordinary in some way, some people are not worth hating, just like they're not worth loving.

Donna Lynn Hope

#10. Revolution is the opium of the intellectuals.

Jerzy Peterkiewicz

#11. Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one

Bruce Lee

#12. Who am I, Joshua? Name me.

Mora Early

#13. 'Human' was controversial within The Killers way before it was controversial to the rest of the world! It caused some problems within the band. Not to throw anybody under the bus, but it was pretty much me and Dave against Mark and Ronnie for a little while. We were standing up for the song.

Brandon Flowers

#14. At fifteen, it [ "Follies"] didn't have any kind of resonance with me, this show about regret and middle age.

Charles Busch

#15. Crying is no use, you know. We never cry, even though we aren't men yet, like you

Agota Kristof