Humorous Philosopjy Quotes

#1. I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway.

Toni Morrison

#2. In a job where you're on a computer all day, and we cater lunch and we put snacks in the kitchen, well, we all started gaining weight, even though we try to pick healthy stuff, but inevitably you find the cashews.

Biz Stone

#3. The only way to cull the uncommon man from the common is with his clothes off.

Paula Wall

#4. When he remembered to turn and look for it, the Talisman was gone.

Stephen King

#5. We live in a rainbow of chaos.

Paul Cezanne

#6. I tend to play more true-to-life characters in real situations.

Mekhi Phifer

#7. I too was frightened the first time I felt I hated my father. I felt like a criminal. But could I help it what was inside of me? I had to feel what I felt even if it killed me.

Anzia Yezierska

#8. Those who know, do. Those that understand, teach.

Aristotle.

#9. The illusions it had woven for me had taken place only in my head. The battle had been invisible to the naked eye, but the hardest ones are.

Karen Marie Moning

#10. Youth, Day, Old Age and Night Youth, large, lusty, loving - youth full of grace, force, fascination, Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination?

Walt Whitman

#11. Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.

Dave Barry

#12. One of the ghosts knows where the passage is! I told Pritkin. He looked surprised and I scowled. Just because I didn't know seven ways to kill a guy with my elbow didn't make me completely useless.

Karen Chance

#13. Didn't deserve this sort of treatment; he was a dignified old man.

Douglas Adams

#14. If September 11th has taught us anything, it's certainly that the world has never been so interdependent. It is impossible now to be an island of prosperity in a sea of despair.

Bono

#15. Shit, if I took time out to have an opinion about everything, I wouldn't get any work done.

Neal Stephenson