Humorous Fantasy Quotes

#1. I think that if Mozart were alive today and decided to become a novelist, he would write humorous fantasy.

Frank P. Ryan

#2. You aren't angry "
"You must be joking " she said dryly. "I'm alive Nicholas. And I'm immortal like you. This rocks

Lynsay Sands

#3. if anyone comes into my domain without explicit permission, I'm going to impale you in a way that will give you the very best idea of what it feels like to be a corn dog.

Dannika Dark

#4. Now that your speech impediment has been rectified, perhaps you might say something. It would be best if it were humorous. I enjoy a good jest.'

'You are dreadfully rude,' I said to him.

He sighed. 'That wasn't the slightest bit funny.

Danielle L. Jensen

#5. Closed head trauma is about as much fun as nude paintballing.

D.C. Farmer

#6. I get a kick out of cursing people for life on Sundays.

Emily Kirby

#7. Mad Rogan: "Resistance is futile."
Nevada: "You are not assimilating me!

Ilona Andrews

#8. Forbes was highly motivated by Noynoy's words: ... Therefore in order to make this country better, you don't need grandiose platforms, all you have to do is to do your job, and do it well, rightly, and in accordance with the principled objective.

Wilfrido V. Villacorta

#9. When all you wanted was to be wanted, you wish you could go back and tell yourself what you know now.

Taylor Swift

#10. Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?

Natasha Larry

#11. Engineer is the one who thinks Dark Fantasy is a condom and not a biscuit

Subhasis Das

#12. Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day.

E.J. Stevens

#13. Is that how you get propositioned at the court? 'Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my manhood in your vagina'?

Erica Dakin

#14. It is humiliating to have to confess that this conceit of Peter was one of his most fascinating qualities. To put it with brutal frankness, there never was a cockier boy.

J.M. Barrie

#15. The world is Absolutely Brilliant. Difficult sometimes. Confusing often. But humorous almost always.

Henry L. Walton

#16. The day the Dragon chooses a male virgin instead of a female as his yearly sacrifice, the entire kingdom erupts into mass protests and anger.

Mads Sukalikar

#17. The feminine graces of Madame de Sevigne's genius are exquisitely charming; but the philosophy and eloquence of Madame de Stael are above the distinction of sex.

James Mackintosh

#18. A shame. As promising as a sky full'a rainbows but as useful as a bag'a dirt.

Quoleena Sbrocca

#19. The job market, however, proved distressingly uncooperative. All of the local barista positions had been filled by more enterprising philosophy majors, and Arthur lacked the skills to do much beyond make a cup of coffee.

J. Zachary Pike

#20. I've become remarkably good at blocking impossibly bizarre happenings from my consciousness. Denial can be a beautiful thing.

M.A. George

#21. I forced my eyes open and saw the image that's haunted me every day for the past years of my life. And every day, in my nightmares.

Liz Thebart

#22. If it be ungentlemanly to kiss and tell, it is still further from gentlemanliness to pray and tell.

Rebecca West

#23. Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly.

Leah Broadby

#24. Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area was like a echo chamber. If he weren't careful, it could reverberate around the hall like a shotgun blast.

Alan Kinross

#25. After I saw a couple of pictures put out by my fellow comedy-directors, which seemed to have abandoned the fun in favor of the message, I wrote Sullivan's Travels to satisfy an urge to tell them that they were getting a little too deep-dish, to leave the preaching to the preachers.

Preston Sturges

#26. Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches, your Grace. That's my motto.

Melissa McPhail

#27. When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.

Piers Anthony

#28. The word for mother, umm, is the root of the words for "source, nation, mercy, first principle, rich harvest; stupid, illiterate, parasite, weak of character, without opinion." In

Geraldine Brooks

#29. It's easy to remember, because dating rhymes with mating, and they're almost the same [ ... ] So your mom thinks we're ma
Uh, dating?

Anna Banks

#30. You didn't just accidentally win my favor," I dispute, slowly shaking my
forehead against his.
"You earned it. Now, if I can just save your life twenty or thirty more times ... We might actually be able to call it even.

M.A. George

#31. If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!

Leah Broadby

#32. Space: the gaping hole between land and other land.

SE Zbasnik

#33. -Cheap? I could have bought a whole pig
with that coin jester.
-Exactly my Lord. And while some may eat a mule, no one can ride a pig.

Angelo Tsanatelis

#34. It's frightening to think that you mark your children merely by being yourself. It seems unfair. You can't assume the responsibility for everything you do
or don't do.

Simone De Beauvoir

#35. God is the beginning and the end, alpha and omega - He finishes before he starts.

Sunday Adelaja

#36. A weapon needs a wielder; it should not be permitted to start its own fights."
"You are not my wielder; you are naught, a forgotten ghost, not even a memory."
"Maybe, but you are still a weapon.

Angelo Tsanatelis

#37. The greatness of a nation is not the military power to enforce its will upon others, but rather its capacity to inspire high ideals and a humanizing spirit.

James Forbes

#38. If you just take one foot in front of the other without any protection, you may end up falling off the fence.

Ronee Blakley

#39. Go to the family where darkness and suspicion and jealousy and disorder reign, and if they will but receive Christ, mark how light and confidence and order and peace spring up. Go to the regions of superstition and idolatry, and see what transformations are effected by Jesus.

Edward Thomson

#40. You are a curse in my life!

Charles Perrault

#41. Oh, hell. You're a fairy," I said.
"Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'being gay' nowadays, but sure, whatever.

Red Tash

#42. All Welsh knew was that he was scared shitless, and at the same time was afflicted with a choking gorge of anger that any social coercion existed in the world which could force him to be here.

James Jones

#43. However, I survived and started to read all chemistry books that I could get a hand on, first some 19th century books from our home library that did not provide much reliable information, and then I emptied the rather extensive city library.

Richard Ernst