Top 38 Humorous Books Quotes
#1. I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way.
Jonathan Ames
#2. He was thirty-six years old, and six foot three. He spoke English to people and French to cats, and Latin to the birds. He had once nearly killed himself trying to read and ride a horse at the same time.
Katherine Rundell
#4. One of the things I love about labeling myself as an author is that I can read books and call it "researching writing styles."
Mike Mankoff
Mike Mankoff
#5. Lending books to other people is merely a shrewd form of housecleaning.
Joe Queenan
#6. This is no tall story. Nor is it a short story. Indeed, a story cannot be measured, for their realities stretch far beyond a page or one person's life.
Leah Broadby
#7. When you're part of an illegal government conspiracy, your actual job description gets hazy. [...] If you're working off the books, but the books don't officially exist in the first place, have you really gone rogue, or are you just putting in unpaid overtime?
Craig Schaefer
#8. Behind every humorist who delights in knifing hypocrites is a major self-critic.
Wendy Aron
#9. The Emancipation Proclamation, signed by President Abraham Lincoln, was put into effect on January 1, 1863, but news of the Proclamation and enforcement did not reach Texas until after the end of the Civil War almost two years later.
Corrine Brown
#10. He left not knowing where he was going, he got there not knowing where he was, and he came back not knowing where he had been. But history books will point out Columbus as the person who made the Americas available for exploitation. I guess I can make the same kind of ridiculous claim.
Herschell Gordon Lewis
#11. I'm afraid that, in this chapter we must talk about sex in a very explicit manner, because we want to expand the Frontiers of Human Understanding and also we want to sell as many books as possible to adolescent boys.
Dave Barry
#12. The world is Absolutely Brilliant. Difficult sometimes. Confusing often. But humorous almost always.
Henry L. Walton
#13. I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food".
Carla H. Krueger
#14. If you are thinking every day, 'I have to get to the gym' and 'I have to lose this weight,' and that's all you think about and you obsess over it, it's not healthy.
Carmen Electra
#15. The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee.
Kelly Moran
#16. Even the truth, when believed, is a lie. You must experience the truth, not believe it.
Werner Erhard
#18. When people get hurt,they learn to hate ... when people hurt others,they become hated and racked with guilt.But knowing that pain allows people to be kind.Pain allows people to grow ... and how you grow is up to you.
Woody
#19. Once I got home, though, and saw several packages on my front porch, all the crap from the day disappeared. A few had smiley faces on them. Squealing, I grabbed the boxes. Books were inside
new release books I'd preordered weeks ago.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#20. Yes, prudently invested contributions to the Social Security fund may bring greater dividends, but those contributions would also face a greater risk. It would be like gambling. We should not gamble with the investments and the future of the citizens of this land.
Daniel Inouye
#21. Despite the fact that he loves books and owns a bookstore, A.J. does not particularly care for writers. He finds them to be unkempt, narcissistic, silly, and generally unpleasant people. He tries to avoid the ones who've written books he loves for fear that they will ruin their books for him.
Gabrielle Zevin
#22. The world is filled with God's glory. You can't turn without bumping into it.
R.C. Sproul
#23. If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!
Leah Broadby
#24. Let me introduce you. Sophie, this is Miss Eliot, from the National Childcare Agency. Miss Eliot, this is Sophie, from the ocean.
Katherine Rundell
#26. Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly.
Leah Broadby
#27. I am very proud to be British. I'm very conscious of carrying my country with me wherever I go. I feel I need to represent it well.
Julie Andrews
#28. Life is crappy and unfair some times. But deciding what yo do with that crap is all up to you
Unknown
#29. There is something to astrology for those who believe in astrology, as there is something to medicine for those who believe in medicine. Every system works when we give our heart to it.
Richard Bach
#30. A person believes various things at various times, even on the same day.
John Updike
#31. Does it matter that the sausages are local? I'm just going to eat them, not make friends and go to the cinema with them.
Louise Rennison
#32. God's greatest desire is for you to come to Him.
Jim George
#33. He spent whole days and nights over his books; and thus with little sleeping and much reading his brains dried up to such a degree that he lost the use of his reason.
Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
#34. So much good, so much evil. Just add water.
Markus Zusak
#35. Japan is the first nation in the world to accord 'comic books'
originally a 'humorous' form of entertainment mainly for young people
nearly the same social status as novels and films.
Frederik L. Schodt
#37. Basset Hounds never get scared. We're fearless, resolute and know how to season a good lamb chop.
Elias Zapple
#38. From the moment we claim the truth of being the beloved, we are faced with the call to become who we are.
Henri Nouwen
