Humor Buildings Quotes

#1. It's possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when they do it?

Martin Amis

#2. Fifty-story skyscrapers stood side by side with older ten-story buildings like fathers and sons at the urinal together.

Yahtzee Croshaw

#3. I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.

Chris Rock

#4. I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear.

Lois Greiman

#5. Perhaps she had not understood the heights to which prayer must rise before it becomes pure praise, the fortitude that is demanded before it can share in the redemption of man's soul. The man of prayer beside her had said it was action, the greatest activity there is. She began to believe him.

Elizabeth Goudge

#6. I've been a ballerina since I was two, but I've always wanted to be an actress.

Dakota Fanning

#7. [..] the actual building was old and dilapidated and remained standing more out of habit than from any inherent structural integrity [..]

Douglas Adams

#8. If there's anything in life that's an undisputed fact, it's this: Buildings with strange symbols carved in their lintels are bad news. You rarely find symbols leading to unicorns and fields of candy - and even that's bad news if you're diabetic.

Daniel Younger

#9. I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

Henny Youngman

#10. I would bow slightly with my hands in my pockets, toward the birds and the evidence of life in their nests
because of their fecundity, unexpected in this remote region, and because the serene arctic light that came down over the land like breath, like breathing.

Barry Lopez

#11. He bet Law swatted flies by dropping buildings on them.

Jez Morrow

#12. He can be regarded as the great master of simplification. The art of resolving the tension at the critical moment and in the most effacious way so as to clarify the position as desired is Capablanca's own.

Max Euwe

#13. Why are they called buildings when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Steven Wright

#14. That seems to be the way of things. Everyone takes, everyone gives. Life is like that.

Hermann Hesse

#15. This first part may be a little rough.' He waved a hand and did his best to appear as if he'd had enormous experience with levitating buildings.

Michael Pryor

#16. Your personality is something that you created. Once you are aware of that, you could create it whichever way you want.

Jaggi Vasudev

#17. If I can transport audiences for the three or four hours they're at the opera, to make them forget all of their worries, the bills they have to pay and all that, then I've done my job. That, for me, is very gratifying.

Sondra Radvanovsky

#18. Nursing homes and rest homes are all the rage round here. Most of us will be in them before very long. Do you fancy that? Are you looking forward to it? No, neither am I. But I'm doing something about that. Just whisky and cigarettes, so far, mostly.

Andrew Davies

#19. Fuck. This was bad. It had happened, hadn't it? The thing she thought would never happen, the thing she was always so careful not to have happen. She'd lost count, she'd lost track of what exactly she'd taken, and it had happened.

Stacia Kane

#20. I'd been just like her, a youngster with something to say, a rebel through street art, leaving my mark on public buildings, to taunt the government and humor the public

Kenya Wright

#21. But these great minds cannot avoid doing extraordinary things!

Samuel Richardson

#22. Without Purpose, LIVING is downgraded to Breathing a boring routine of inhaling oxygen - waiting to exhale

Fela Durotoye

#23. If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.

Jasper Fforde