Top 91 Howard Stern's Quotes

#1. Howard Stern was the only one that was able to get through to me.

Jessica Hahn

Howard Stern's Quotes #5991
#2. Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #16226
#3. Right away, I invited on guests like Steve Wozniak, John Draper, and even porn star Danni Ashe, who took her top off in the studio to show us all how hot she was. (Listen up, Howard Stern, I'm following in your footsteps!)

Kevin D. Mitnick

Howard Stern's Quotes #16769
#4. Anna [Nicole Smith ] in a lot of ways always thought she was going to die young and she said that she thought she was going to be like Marilyn Monroe. Initially, Anna had always wanted to be buried near Marilyn Monroe.

Howard K. Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #50839
#5. I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #63597
#6. Radio is more powerful the closer we mimic the way we actually speak to each other. That's why Howard Stern is such a great radio talent. People on his show are actually speaking to each other. You might not like what they're saying, but they're real conversations.

Ira Glass

Howard Stern's Quotes #80421
#7. Here's what happens when you die
you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #81027
#8. I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

Don Imus

Howard Stern's Quotes #97373
#9. People look at me weird because I'm a Howard Stern fan, but he's very misunderstood. It's the first thing I do when I get in my car at a tournament - just pray that I get Howard 100 on Sirius or XM.

Keegan Bradley

Howard Stern's Quotes #130514
#10. There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #132885
#11. Reality Television is the 'Howard Stern-ation' of all that is bad with our media today

Manny Pacheco

Howard Stern's Quotes #138396
#12. I didn't listen to executives.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #199809
#13. I have throbbing headaches about a lot of things, and Howard Stern isn't one of them.

Robert Greenblatt

Howard Stern's Quotes #233292
#14. I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #240314
#15. I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #271630
#16. It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #291377
#17. I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #292015
#18. We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #314299
#19. In my next life, I would like to be Charlie Rose or Howard Stern or maybe something in between.

Jason Calacanis

Howard Stern's Quotes #332950
#20. This country (United States) has too many freedoms.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #333217
#21. My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #338641
#22. Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #473631
#23. I hear Amy Schumer on Howard Stern, and I think, "I wish there was a movie that starred her, because she's so interesting," and then at some point I go, "I guess I have to get involved, because it's not happening right now. Maybe I should help try to make that happen."

Judd Apatow

Howard Stern's Quotes #508414
#24. There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #509961
#25. People talk, 'Oh your father's a misogynist, look what he said about women,' like, on 'Howard Stern.' When he gets with Howard Stern, who's a friend of his, he'll joke around, because it's a comedy show. He's allowed to have a personality.

Donald Trump Jr.

Howard Stern's Quotes #523961
#26. I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #552018
#27. The only way anyone knows which girl I'm with is if a one-night stand goes on 'Howard Stern.'

Vin Diesel

Howard Stern's Quotes #556669
#28. I'm not looking for a paycheck.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #560762
#29. I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #562564
#30. I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #637519
#31. Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #645941
#32. Guys like Howard Stern, Bill O'Reilly, Jim Rome, Bill Maher, those are the guys I love and respect as broadcasters.

Eddie Trunk

Howard Stern's Quotes #693589
#33. There's not a lot of other stuff I admire about his content, but there's something about Howard Stern and his perseverance in a very difficult industry. He does tickle me in certain ways with humor.

Ashleigh Banfield

Howard Stern's Quotes #699319
#34. Late night television is ready for someone like me ... standards have gone to an all-time low.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #735559
#35. I like to call myself an "equal opportunist," as I love both dogs and cats, but over the last couple years, both Howard and I have become champions for cats. They are so independent and loving and playful and bring such happiness to our lives.

Beth Ostrosky Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #742830
#36. Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn't matter how many satellites you f
ing stick in the air.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #764679
#37. I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #816667
#38. I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #830338
#39. The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote ... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.

Jon Stewart

Howard Stern's Quotes #858263
#40. 'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #895287
#41. What a crazy idea to put me on a family show!

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #907352
#42. I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #922866
#43. These nutbags, like Santorum and Bachmann, who make these people and especially young gay kids feel miserable, shame on them. They're quacks. I would never vote for them. I wouldn't even listen to them because there but for the grace of God go they.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #930306
#44. Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #945966
#45. It's no treat being in bed with me.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #955717
#46. I could never do a show, or be a personality like Howard Stern, where you take all that heat from critics. What he does, he does, but the critical heat would crucify me.

Chuck Barris

Howard Stern's Quotes #968186
#47. We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #968968
#48. I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #980318
#49. I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #984294
#50. I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1032656
#51. I'm a parent, and I regulate what my kids listen to. I don't need the government to be the parent. If I'm a crappy parent, then I need the government involved.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1053235
#52. I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1090231
#53. My mother was very involved with me. And we had a dialogue constantly. And it was like an umbilical cord. As long as the words were flowing back and forth we were connected and feeding each other. And I probably grew up very afraid of losing that connection.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1128807
#54. I'm trapped inside of me and I don't go out at all. I go to bed at eight o'clock at night. I never go out during the week. I'm in psychotherapy four days a week, pretty heavy commitment to it.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1174892
#55. I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1209885
#56. The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.

Artie Lange

Howard Stern's Quotes #1252294
#57. I'm sure some people might be offended by that, but this is my feeling about show business. It's not all about pure talent. There are certain people who command a stage because they look good ,like me.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1254222
#58. It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1256086
#59. I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1277391
#60. I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1294335
#61. You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1304359
#62. I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1321116
#63. I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1332018
#64. I'm a radio nerd. I've loved radio since I was a kid. I'm a huge Howard Stern fan.

Brad Listi

Howard Stern's Quotes #1343919
#65. If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1357743
#66. I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1362631
#67. Anna [Nicole Smith] was very firm that the Bahamas was her home, it's where she wanted to raise Dannielynn and she wanted Daniel to be near her.

Howard K. Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1381778
#68. I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1382898
#69. I love to listen to Howard Stern with the guy who drives me.

Mark Feuerstein

Howard Stern's Quotes #1407603
#70. I'm the voice of honesty.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1411797
#71. I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1429147
#72. I will never feel successful.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1439712
#73. I believe in censorship when it benefits me.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1441330
#74. From 1985 to 1994, I lived in Manhattan in a big old loft right off Times Square. I could walk to work, which was in a couple of Broadway theaters, to Howard Stern's studio, and to 30 Rock for 'Letterman' and 'SNL.' Even in New York, walking to work is homey and folksy, like living in a small town.

Penn Jillette

Howard Stern's Quotes #1445803
#75. And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1468588
#76. I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1473303
#77. It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.

Artie Lange

Howard Stern's Quotes #1562488
#78. Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises
except for those of us who have vaginas.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1582913
#79. Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1583490
#80. When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1612940
#81. As a people, we have the problem of making our forests outlast this generation, or iron outlast this century, and our coal the next; not merely as a matter of convenience or comfort, but as a matter of stern necessity.

William Howard Taft

Howard Stern's Quotes #1617190
#82. People are so nice, you know. It's such a credit to Howard Stern - the audience base that he created is such a special thing. It took him a long time to create this family of fans, and I was lucky to be a part of that for a while.

Artie Lange

Howard Stern's Quotes #1633765
#83. Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1641684
#84. Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

Jerry Seinfeld

Howard Stern's Quotes #1650600
#85. We've got a guy coming on who predicted a quake the last time on the show; I don't know what to make of this earthquake prediction stuff.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1657935
#86. I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1670594
#87. I'm from New York, so I'm a big Howard Stern fan.

Stephen Root

Howard Stern's Quotes #1696533
#88. I don't talk about my salary.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1718697
#89. Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1721908
#90. I'll talk to Howard Stern about anything. I listen to him every day. I love him. When you go on his show, you kind of have to be an open book.

Ross Mathews

Howard Stern's Quotes #1803285
#91. Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.

Howard Stern

Howard Stern's Quotes #1844645

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