Top 100 How Many Times Quotes
#1. You realize how many times you have to wet your thumb when you're counting out a million?"
"You're shitting me. They must have a machine or something."
"Right. A machine that wets their thumbs.
John Godey
#2. According to the prevailing extroversion assumption, inviting you is a nice gesture, and pressuring you is a compliment - an indication that you are wanted. How many times have you equivocated on or even declined an invitation, only to be asked again - and again?
Laurie A. Helgoe
#3. For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.
Natasha Leggero
#4. No matter how many times people try to criticize you, the best revenge is to prove them wrong.
Zayn Malik
#5. Refuse to be small no matter how many times people insist on squeezing you. The same people who carelessly call you "Hey" are the same people who will cheerfully call you "Hi" when you continue to drive your life positively!
Israelmore Ayivor
#6. How many times could a mother's heart break? An infinite number of times. Each time her children were hurt. She'd long ago accepted the pain of it, as well as the stoicism to never let it show. It was a mother's lot in life.
Lorraine Heath
#7. How many times can a man kowtow and snivel before his thorny little crumb of pride pokes him into action?
T.W. Piperbrook
#8. I keep my back turned while he maneuvers his shorts into place. "Are you decent?" I call after a few seconds. No matter how many times I tell him I can't see into the water yet, he insists I'm just trying to look at his "eel." For crying out loud.
Anna Banks
#9. How many times has He delivered me! Yet, alas! How distrustful and ungrateful is my heart even until the present!
John Newton
#10. No matter how many times it happens, the public always seems to be shocked when an athlete dies young, but the reality is, there are no promises.
George Vecsey
#11. I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said that it was a joke, it still doesn't go away.
Joaquin Phoenix
#12. We never believe we're beautiful, no matter how many times we hear it. We never believe it until someone says it in the right way.
Francine Prose
#13. The cool thing about getting older, is that you have so much to look back on. If you take the time to reflect on your life journey to where you are now, you will be amazed at how many times "fate" caused you to make great decisions that lead you to where you are now.
Beth Ramsay
#14. He was lying; I could hear it the way you hear a tune and you know how it goes. I wondered how many times I'd heard him lie, to know so well what it sounded like.
Annie Barrows
#15. How many times did a wicked man come to power and suddenly find his kingdom too small?
Andrew Peterson
#16. How many times in a life does a person get to feel an instant attraction for someone one has just met, the eyes locking, the sudden and overwhelming conviction that this is someone he or she is meant to know?
Louise Doughty
#17. How many times must hope die before tears were too deep to bear?
Jodi Thomas
#18. You have no idea how many times I've been barricaded inside a box in my life. I know it's for my protection. But that doesn't mean I have to like it. (Kiara)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#19. Persevere in labors that lead to salvation. Always be busy in spiritual actions. In this way, no matter how often the enemy of our souls approaches, no matter how many times he may try to come near us, he'll find our hearts closed and armed against him.
Cyprian
#20. It happened in pieces, tiny little turning points. I'll never figure out when it all turned, because it wasn't a single moments. It doesn't matter how many times I look back, how many times I try to figure it out. There is no before and after. Just a year of choices.
Amanda Grace
#21. DONNA: She said she knew it in her heart. Do you know how many times I've been wrong about things I knew in my heart?
Aaron Sorkin
#22. Yet how many times have I already been pieced back together? How much longer can all these stitches hold? In the end, will there even be pieces left of me?
Pierce Brown
#23. The odd thing about recurring dreams is that, no matter how many times you dream the same thing, it always takes you by surprise.
David Small
#24. You realize how many times lightning has to strike in order for you to be sitting here?
Mike Matusow
#25. Chip Robbins, how many times have I told you not to yell out for me unless you're being stabbed with a pitchfork?
J.D. Robb
#26. How many times could you give up on someone you loved?
Ann Brashares
#27. How many times go we to comedies, to masques, to places of great and noble resort, nay even to church only to see the company.
John Donne
#28. The cut in Nick's arm was starting to throb dully with the pressure he was putting on it. He kept looking at Alan. 'How many times have you lied to me?' he asked in a soft voice.
Alan replied, equally softly, 'I've lost count.
Sarah Rees Brennan
#29. How disposable is a woman's life? How expected. How unsurprising. How normal. How many times a week, a month, a year does that happen?
Cara Hoffman
#30. Amma gave me some of her best stinkeye. How does a bird know to fly south? How does a catfish know how to swim? I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Ethan Wate. They don't call me a Seer for nothin'.
Kami Garcia
#31. How many times have I told you never listen to a person's words; watch their actions to see what is in their heart. A person can say many things they do not mean." Charlie to Beth
Lynsay Sands
#32. The stars above Italian clubs' badges shows you how many times they have won the Gazetta.
David James
#33. How many times can one have a heart attack within a week?
Pawan Mishra
#34. How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants to think they've got that great business idea.
Mark Burnett
#35. She's like that first taste of something you can't have - that priceless sip of Macallan poured neat - and no matter how many times you're lucky enough to get just a splash more, it's never enough to get you drunk...
The sip of Macallan that ruins you for all others.
K. Bromberg
#36. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
#37. It's for the best. But no matter how many times I repeat it, the strange, hollow feeling in my stomach doesn't go away. And ridiculous as it is, I can't shake the persistent, needling feeling that I've forgotten something, or missed something, or lost something forever.
Lauren Oliver
#38. Not fair! Okay, what's the record? How many times?
If you can count them, he didn't drop you out.
Nadine groaned, shuddered, grinned. 'Bitch.
J.D. Robb
#39. I think the thrust of any child is to try to fit in and be part of it. And I can't tell you how many times my humor, you know, what I thought was humor ended up making me the outsider. Like I'd be, I go, 'It's a joke.' And they'd go, 'Well, what was funny?' And they just thought I was insane.
Howie Mandel
#40. I wondered how many times in my life I had done something just because I wanted to without weighing the consequences.
Lisa Kleypas
#41. If we only knew how many times our seemingly clever comment cut straight into the heart of the person with whom we have just spoken, it is we who would bleed.
Guy Finley
#42. It's embarrassing to admit how many times I've reread the following: 'A Tree Grows in Brooklyn,' '1984,' 'Lord of the Flies,' 'The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter,' 'Germinal,' 'We Have Always Lived in the Castle,' and 'A Moveable Feast.'
Suzanne Collins
#43. The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.
Zach Braff
#44. THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM. Reyna wondered bitterly how many times she'd said that in her demigod career. She should have a button made and wear it around to save time. When she died, the words would probably be written on her tombstone: There were too many of them.
Rick Riordan
#45. So how was it? Did it hurt? Was he gentle? How many times did y'all do it?
Annie Brewer
#46. No matter how many times I witness the miracle of someone having their sight restored, I'm still overwhelmed with emotion. When the eye patch comes off just 24 hours after surgery and you see that smile light up the room, you are witnessing a life being transformed.
Gabi Hollows
#47. The great thing about rejection is that it doesn't matter how many times you get rejected. All that needs to happen is if for one person to tell you 'yes' and then everybody else can go f*** themselves.
Chelsea Handler
#48. About how guys and girls can't ever really be just friends. I mean, how many times do I make friends with girls just to see if I want to date them?
Aimee L. Salter
#49. One of the things that happens a lot is you get to see how many times things happen, literal things happen and how they are completely metaphors for where you are. It's like a mirror is being held up just about an inch to your face.
Cheryl Strayed
#50. I guess we guess our way through life. How many times do we really know for sure?
Chely Wright
#51. Troublesome things tend to remain troublesome no matter how many times you do them.
Lemony Snicket
#52. I had taken a partner once before - but, damnation, no matter how many times you get your fingers burned, you have to trust people. Otherwise you are a hermit in a cave, sleeping with one eye
open.
Robert A. Heinlein
#53. Out the effects of the former. Do you think I don't understand economics? How many times do I have to
Louis De Bernieres
#54. It doesn't matter how many times I've been called a name, it still hurts - and it still always comes as such a surprise that I never know how to respond. Or maybe I do, but I'm afraid.
James Howe
#55. More space for their clothes. I can't tell you how many times I've had nowhere to hang a single damn suit because a woman's closet was so stuffed. Hire a closet planner. She'll think you're brilliant." "She hired one herself a few years back. I need something she hasn't thought of herself.
Barbara Delinsky
#56. How many times would he disappoint you in a day if you were married to him, Ursula wondered?
Kate Atkinson
#57. It doesn't matter how many times I have to click, as long as each click is a mindless, unambiguous choice.
Steve Krug
#58. No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants
Stephen King
#59. How many times would she follow the prince into darkness, trusting his light to guide her?
Elise Kova
#60. How many times have I asked myself: when is the world going to start making sense? Yet the answer is out there. It is rushing towards me over the uneven ground.
Martin Amis
#61. I don't know how many times I can sit there and talk about my character or my life. It's interesting to talk about experiences in the context of something you're doing for somebody else, and particularly if you can persuade others to join you in your support.
Wendie Malick
#62. How many times are you two going to have to save me from myself before this whole drama runs its course?" asked Peter. "I think ... six times," said Father. "No, eight," said Mother. "You two think you're so cute," said Peter. "Mm-hm." "Yep.
Orson Scott Card
#63. Again with the us. My heart beat a little faster. How many times had I dreamed of being one of the chosen few? To be truly accepted by the in crowd instead of sitting on the sidelines of my own life?
Kay Cassidy
#64. Look, we all know how hard it is for us to - I'm going to speak for myself - find a still photo of yourself that you like. Like how many times do people send photos and you're like, "Oh burn it."
William Mapother
#65. Y'all have no idea how many times I say, 'Yes, ma'am.'
Taylor Hicks
#66. You don't know shits I through in my life. You don't know how many times I've fucked. You don't know me.
Francisca Olivia
#67. No matter how many times I survived, there was always another danger around the corner, and I still wasn't used to being the victim. I was Chase Williams, a demon hunter. I wasn't supposed to be the one looking over my shoulder, I was supposed to be stalking prey.
M.R. Merrick
#68. A person never reads an outstanding book twice and walks away with the same beliefs. An outstanding book always surprises you and awakens you to new ideas, new ways of looking at the world, no matter how many times the words have been read.
Brittainy C. Cherry
#69. I always know exactly where you are in a room", he tells me without looking round. "I know how many times you run your fingers through your hair. I know when you look at me as well as the precise instant you look at anyone else.
Ann Aguirre
#70. My child, human love is an infinite resource. No matter how many times it is expended, whether stolen or given away, love can grow again - like a flower from a bulb - and fill your heart.
Brian Herbert
#71. I can't tell you how many times in the '90s I'd meet somebody, we'd be having a nice time, and they'd sigh and go, 'This is exactly like Before Sunrise.' And I'd have to get up and leave.
Ethan Hawke
#72. How many times must I tell you not to kill anyone tonight? It's like a sickness with you, isn't it? Have you ever gone a whole day without committing murder?"
"Has anyone who's spent their whole day with you?" I muttered.
Jeaniene Frost
#74. How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?
Steve Aylett
#75. How many times can you play an action character, or a quirky romantic? Every actor has to find his own way to make each character unique.
Edward Herrmann
#76. How many times has the end of the world been predicted? The same number of times the prediction has proved false.
Hugh Downs
#77. don't worry please please how many times do I have to say it
there's no way not to be who you are and where.
Ikkyu
#78. Don't Judge a person by his success stories, but only with how many times the person stood up, after falling down.
Nelson Mandela
#80. Erion, how many times must I tell you not to bring me wild women until after dark? It's distracing." A man grinned wickedly.
Elise Kova
#81. You always think, no matter how many times you fail, that the next time you will succeed. Otherwise you wouldn't keep trying.
Bruno Heller
#82. No matter how many times you do it, you don't get used to the sadness - for me at least - of coming to the end of a film.
Paul Thomas Anderson
#83. I wonder how many times each day she dies a little.
Libba Bray
#84. He sits in his car at traffic lights on his way out sometimes and tries to estimate how many times he has sat here, waiting at these traffic lights on his way somewhere without you, hoping to meet someone with the capacity to consign you to an anecdote, to be eventually confused with others
Elliot Perlman
#85. The media has been nice to me so far, but if I get compared to Channing one more time ... I'm taking it as a compliment, but it is crazy how many times people have compared me to him. I don't know if 'Magic Mike' is in my future, but we'll see.
Ryan Guzman
#86. How many times did you come last night?" he asked in a low voice. Three.
"I'm not answering that question."
"You don't have to. I remember every one. You like me fine.
Ruthie Knox
#87. How many times had those awful words - "I know what I'm doing" - been uttered throughout history as prelude to disaster?
Christopher Buckley
#88. In opening we can see how many times we have mistaken small identities and fearful beliefs for our true nature and how limiting this is. We can touch with great compassion the pain from the contracted identities that we and others have created in the world.
Jack Kornfield
#89. If I see an actor in a role that is really terrifying, no matter how many times I meet him socially, I'm still frightened of him. I think he's going to hit me.
Tom Stoppard
#90. I know you would rather think the best of someone than the worst, and I know no matter how many times they disappoint you, it doesn't make you jaded in the least.
Karina Halle
#91. There is a saying along the lines of not trying to teach a pig to sing because it wastes your time and annoys the pig. I want you to know how many times I have stood in pig-filled rooms, and longed to annoy. I
John Scalzi
#92. You know who helped me a lot? Jane Fonda. She said, Look at how many times I've been up and I've been down. So don't worry about anything.
Melanie Griffith
#93. I know Andy Roddick's probably tired about me talking about how many times I beat him when we were kids.
Drew Brees
#94. Your father is only your father
until one of you forgets. Like how the spine
won't remember its wings
no matter how many times our knees
kiss the pavement. Ocean,
are you listening? The most beautiful part
of your body is wherever
your mother's shadow falls.
Ocean Vuong
#95. You, you are a cockroach. No matter how many times we tried to get rid of you, you kept finding a way to scuttle your way back. And as much as I don't like you, well, you are persistent. And even I can admire you that.
Rachel E. Carter
#96. How many times had I let myself connect with someone only to have it thrown back in my face?
Jay Asher
#97. After all is said and done, I believe the true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure.
Ziad K. Abdelnour
#98. How many times have your true colours faded just because the world was colour blind.
Jenim Dibie
#99. QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another - usually about as many times as it can be got there.
Ambrose Bierce
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