Hilarious Canadian Quotes

#1. Travel Etiquette: When dealing with foreigners, pretend you are Canadian.

Chelsea Handler

#2. Don't ever phone if you can possibly come yourself. Don't ever leave if you can stay.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#3. Despite Tub's eye wound he never so much as stumbled, and I felt for the first time that we knew and understood each other; I sensed in him a desire to improve himself, which perhaps was whimsy or wishful thinking on my part, but such are the musings of the traveling man. The

Patrick DeWitt

#4. I just travel the world with my backpack and my cameras and a bunch of Clif bars.

Henry Rollins

#5. What could be a more Canadian way to indulge in the national preoccupation with perceptions - honest, hilarious, huffy or high-minded - of this country and its inhabitants?

Norman Angell

#6. One of the main reasons I paint is because I think nature is so wonderful. I want to try to get my feelings of that down on canvas, if possible.

E. J. Hughes

#7. You know why the International Worker's Day is important? Look around you, everything you see, every building, every school, every hospital, every road was built by the workers, by their elbow grease! And that's why it is important!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#8. Pain and suffering are the soil of strength and courage.

Lurlene McDaniel

#9. Ah, my poor child, how far gone you are in your blindness! Why did you have me summoned?"
"I had hopes, I had hopes."
"Hopes? Hopes of what?"
"I do not know. The things we hope for are always the things we do not know.

Henri Barbusse

#10. Looking at her, bedraggled and beaten, some might have seen weakness. He saw strength, determination, and a will no one could crush.

Nalini Singh

#11. To assume a cat's asleep is a grave mistake. He can close his eyes and keep both his ears awake.

Aileen Fisher