Random Hilarious Quotes

#1. To every soul that knows how to pray, to every soul that by faith comes to Jesus, the true mercy seat, divine sovereignty wears no dark and terrible aspect but is full of love.

Charles Spurgeon

#2. I'm like a hermit. Once I'm home, I'm home and when I ride in the car, I don't really listen to the radio as much.

Joanna Noelle Levesque

#3. Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars.

Derek Landy

#4. He makes you the person you want to be,
instead of the person you are, and that, the idea of life without him is,
not only unbearable, it's unimaginable.

E.L. James

#5. Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!

Rick Riordan

#6. Everyone calls me 'the male Jennifer Lawrence,' because I just say things because I'm random, and I do things and I don't care what people think. I think she's hilarious.

Colton Haynes

#7. after all, no longer a child and despised being treated as such. Besides, she of all people had nothing at all to fear from the Djinn. But of course, her

J. Kent Holloway

#8. That I grow sour, who only lack delight; That I descend to sneer, who only grieve: That from my depth I should contemn your height; That with my blame my mockery you receive; Huntress and splendour of the woodland night, Diana of this world, do not believe.

Hilaire Belloc

#9. For the first time in my life, my future was a blank page. It was perfect. And beyond scary.

S.T. Bende

#10. Alas for those girls who've refused the truth: The sweetest tongue has the sharpest tooth.

Jack D. Zipes

#11. Natasha Lyonne is fantastic on Twitter. She posts hilarious pictures. I don't even know where she finds some of them; it'll be like a random picture of a chinchilla kissing a lion or Bill Murray and Jim Belushi out on a boat or something.

Uzo Aduba

#12. For who can move when fair Belinda fails? Not half so fix'd the Trojan could remain, 5 While Anna begg'd and Dido rag'd in vain. Then grave Clarissa graceful wav'd her fan; Silence ensu'd, and thus the nymph began.

Alexander Pope