Heckle Quotes

#1. When I come out to do my stand-up set, I pretty much get bombarded with lines from movies. You try to play off it a little bit, but that's what people want to see. Some clubs, the drunker the audience gets, the more they heckle.

Kevin Heffernan

#2. Baseball fans are collectively the '10th man' and needed most when team performance is shaky. When mistakes are made, there's no need to heckle your team - that's what the other side is for!

Christine Pelosi

#3. I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric ... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny.

Harry Connick Jr.

#4. Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

Bob Hope

#5. Where the hell has the fourth tower gone?!"
As far as heckles go, it was one of the more unusual he'd been subjected to. Lawrence had spent hours finding an alliterative rhyme for 'crumbling crenellations' - and what thanks did he get? An architecturally pedantic heckle.

Peter Knighton

#6. My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, 'Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I stood yelling down the alley while you're giving blow jobs to transsexuals?'

Paul Merton

#7. When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.

Joy Behar

#8. You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win.

Lewis Black

#9. Take my advice, never heckle a drag queen. They'll make mincemeat out of you.

Kristen Ashley

#10. A woman shouldn't heckle. In the public eye, you have to represent not only you but your spouse, too. You have to be a lady. She just has to sit there, clap, and look pretty.

Chris Bosh

#11. Life was not good. In fact, it was shitzterhozen - hozen full of shitzter. I wanted to heckle life.

Boo-o-o and hiss-s-s!

Penny Reid

#12. You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.

Harry Hill

#13. I would never heckle someone. That's why I think I'm so interested in someone that would.

John Oliver

#14. I got a kick out of the stands when they would heckle me. I would take the energy from that.

Kurt Russell

#15. Prophets of doom have always taken risks in terms of ridicule and humiliation. If you stand on a street corner holding up a sign that reads 'The End Is Near,' passersby will laugh and heckle. People will say you're like Chicken Little, running around telling people the sky is falling.

Robert Kiyosaki

#16. Heckle and Jeckle again

Rita Williams-Garcia

#17. If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you

Frank Zappa

#18. Certainly I think the election of John Kennedy and all he stood for was one that really was an inspiration.

Birch Bayh

#19. I believe in the holy Koran. It says we declare ourselves to be righteous Muslims and do not take part in wars, or in no way fashion or form take the lives of humans unless it's a holy war declared by God himself.

Muhammad Ali

#20. Mostly we don't get destroyed," John said. "Mostly we destroy ourselves." Another

Joseph Fink

#21. I am a being of Heaven and Earth, of thunder and lightning, of rain and wind, of the galaxies.

Eden Ahbez

#22. Educated men are so impressive!

William Shakespeare

#23. Listen to the women when she looks at you, not when she talks to you.

Khalil Gibran

#24. I love you. I love you just the way you are. I love you so much!" ~Kyo

Natsuki Takaya

#25. It didn't matter that I'd done none of those things. With shame, like horseshoes, proximity counts.

Sarah Dessen

#26. She wanted to read and talk and laugh and watch television and listen to the radio. She wanted to watch the world around her go by, and make up stories in her head about everything she saw...Like a princess in a carriage, surveying her kingdom, preferably one with a magical forest.

Jami Attenberg

#27. Going bald is a mohawk-having man's worst nightmare.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#28. And yet this very singleness of vision and thorough one-ness with his age is a mark of the successful man. It is as though Nature must needs make men narrow in order to give them force.

W.E.B. Du Bois

#29. I like airplanes. I like anywhere that isn't a proper place. I like in betweens.

Neil Gaiman

#30. It's a beautiful war, baby." He dipped so close, the tips of our noses brushed but his eyes never left mine. "And I ... just ... won.

Kristen Ashley

#31. To look into that persons eyes and find yourself so completely lost in another world, a world full of absolute comfort and happiness.

Lily Collins