Top 100 Groom Quotes

#1. A group of little creatures is coming up the walk. A pirate, a dinosaur, two fairies, and a bride. Why is it that you never see a kid dressed as a groom on Halloween?

Laurie Halse Anderson

Groom Quotes #5600
#2. They say Princes learn no art truly, but the art of horsemanship. The reason is, the brave beast is no flatterer. He will throw a prince as soon as his groom.

Ben Jonson

Groom Quotes #36365
#3. When my cousin Anil-da started telling us what he'd heard at the market about the groom's family, at my aunt Moina-pehi's wedding in January 2002, his eyes shone like inky marbles reflecting sunlight.

Aruni Kashyap

Groom Quotes #40878
#4. Whether we're conscious of it or not, our work and personal lives are made up of daily rituals, including when we eat our meals, how we shower or groom, or how we approach our daily descent into the digital world of email communication.

Chip Conley

Groom Quotes #43559
#5. If the search for riches were sure to be successful, though I should become a groom with a whip in my hand to get them, I will do so. As the search may not be successful, I will follow after that which I love.

Confucius

Groom Quotes #44584
#6. When I'm interviewing someone, I want to make sure that he thought enough to take care of himself - to dress appropriately and to groom himself properly.

Bill Rancic

Groom Quotes #56082
#7. Marvel is run by some very smart people, and they seem to pride themselves on the fact that they don't just find talent, they groom talent.

Kelly Sue DeConnick

Groom Quotes #64475
#8. I had a momentary vision of Brooklands' entire middle class, its prosperous lawyers, doctors and senior managers, being confined to their own ghetto, with nothing to do all day except groom their ponies and swing their croquet mallets.

J.G. Ballard

Groom Quotes #95239
#9. The bride will keep her name and, after considerable negotiation, the groom will, too.

Meg Waite Clayton

Groom Quotes #97873
#10. With tears running down her face, Cecily had reminded him of the moment at her wedding to Gabriel when he had delivered a beautiful speech praising the groom, at the end of which he had announced, Dear God, I thought she was marrying Gideon. I take it all back.

Cassandra Clare

Groom Quotes #99504
#11. May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. May your hands be forever clasped in friendship, and your hearts joined forever in love. To the bride and groom.

Tracy Brogan

Groom Quotes #104479
#12. The end of a wedding reception is always so depressing. And only the bride and groom are spared, jetting off into the sunset while the rest of us wake up the next morning to just another day.

Sarah Dessen

Groom Quotes #108817
#13. For most of human history, we lived communally in groups, and it was part of the security and nature of groups to help each other and groom each other.

Patch Adams

Groom Quotes #144614
#14. The groom always smiles proudly because he's convinced he's accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she's been able to convince him of it.

Judith McNaught

Groom Quotes #147130
#15. I was always a big fan of waiting a year of two to groom an NFL quarterback; let him learn and mature.

Terrell Davis

Groom Quotes #147134
#16. It took every ounce of self-control I could muster to keep my eyes focused on my work and not on you the entire time. All I could see was the way your nose would shrivel slightly when you laughed... The longing in your eyes for a love like that of the bride and groom.

Janna Sproul

Groom Quotes #147672
#17. aisle on her brother's arm, not her father's." Not to mention that she'd be meeting a groom Meg had little faith in her keeping. But

Catherine Bybee

Groom Quotes #217939
#18. Without Christ, every woman has intense insecurities. Unless we find our identity in Him, we Christian women can be just as prone to insecurities about our appearance as unbelievers. To Christ, the most beautiful person on earth is the one making preparation to meet the Groom.

Beth Moore

Groom Quotes #251873
#19. I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.

George Carlin

Groom Quotes #268405
#20. Did you read where the great-grandson of Nathan Hale got married this weekend? Give me liberty or give me death. That's what the groom will be saying in about one month.

J.R. Moehringer

Groom Quotes #296667
#21. Top-half students may use the Groom Room. Bottom-half students should use the time to reflect upon their mediocrity!

Soman Chainani

Groom Quotes #303027
#22. Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

E.W. Howe

Groom Quotes #322618
#23. No groom.
No electricity.
Stuck in a house with a naked guy.
Screwed.

Jill Shalvis

Groom Quotes #327327
#24. Children's names? Wedding nights? Was she mad? There weren't going to be any children. And there wasn't going to be any wedding night.
Because, after the wedding feast, there wasn't going to be any groom.

Shehanne Moore

Groom Quotes #329766
#25. Alan lowered the lamp flame until there was only a glimmer of light in the room. His skin burned with fever as he climbed into bed beside Huiann. He felt like a groom on his wedding night except, he reminded himself, there would be no copulation. None. Not tonight.

Bonnie Dee

Groom Quotes #339407
#26. we must follow our own path, and sometimes that path can be laden with bumps and curves and rivers to cross. but we cannot block the paths of our neighbors, for that is not our place. we can only seek to groom and shape our own.

Jessica Brody

Groom Quotes #340812
#27. Companies who have been able to groom CEOs internally have done significantly better. We came to the conclusion that the quality of several of the reviewed internal candidates was so high that it did not merit to go outside.

Jorma Ollila

Groom Quotes #370677
#28. I do a nice sloppy first draft like everybody else. And then just work at it and work at it and groom it. I get input from other people.

Diablo Cody

Groom Quotes #371825
#29. I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.

Jenna McCarthy

Groom Quotes #372411
#30. Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed.

Peter Scott

Groom Quotes #400316
#31. Well, that was a beautiful wedding," Beezle said. "The bride has spider goo in her hair and the groom smells like sulfur. the parking-lot-in-front-of-the-burning warehouse location leaves something to be desired, and there was a distinct lack of refreshments, but otherwise, just lovely.

Christina Henry

Groom Quotes #412652
#32. In Rasoolabad, India, a bride called off her wedding when her groom said that 15 + 6 = 17.

Anonymous

Groom Quotes #437807
#33. Her gaze did not leave her burning groom, nor did her mind abandon the fact that he was not consumed by the flames.

Elizabeth Sterling

Groom Quotes #482061
#34. I am the woman who,when the priest asks,"Is there any reason why this man and woman cannot be joined in holy matrimony?", would clear her throat or stand up to supposedly straighten her dress, thus making the groom and bride nervous for a minute.

Zukiswa Wanner

Groom Quotes #482202
#35. What kind of wedding do you want?" "The one with a groom.

Jude Deveraux

Groom Quotes #507113
#36. Don't bleach language, savour it instead. Stroke it gently or even groom it, but don't "purify" it.

Roland Barthes

Groom Quotes #513171
#37. The marriage broker had assured her the groom's family was more concerned about the colour of Malli's skin than the size of her dowry.

Rasana Atreya

Groom Quotes #516236
#38. Persephone herself is but a voice
or a darkness invisible enfolded in the deeper dark
of the arms Plutonic, and pierced with the passion of dense gloom,
among the splendor of torches of darkness, shedding darkness on the
lost bride and her groom.

D.H. Lawrence

Groom Quotes #529565
#39. You fucked the groom fifteen minutes before he was to say his vows."
"Ah, yeah." I adjust my erection again.
"Then you took the father-in-law."
"Well, I was already naked and you know I recover quickly-"
"Eros!

Candi Kay

Groom Quotes #530482
#40. The bride Celina and her groom Omar, with Junior, now Dr. Sotomayor. As my first official act,

Sonia Sotomayor

Groom Quotes #545994
#41. Weddings in our society seem designed to reduce the bride and groom to precisely the condition of those who, because they 'lack sufficient use of reason,' are 'incapable of contracting marriage,' according to canon law.

Nancy Mairs

Groom Quotes #552611
#42. A great advantage of a large corporation is supposed to be the large pool of talent in which its leaders can find and groom high achievers and successors.

Margaret Heffernan

Groom Quotes #617173
#43. They were married by a lesbian justice of the peace while their friends played a guitar-feedback-heavy version of the "Wedding March." The bride wore a white-fringed flapper dress and black spiked boots. The groom wore leather.

Gayle Forman

Groom Quotes #671687
#44. The ghastly mother-in-law is well represented by a little comedy film of 1952: No Room for the Groom, directed by Douglas Sirk, the fine German director more famous for his melodramas that humanely criticize American morals and values.

Jeanine Basinger

Groom Quotes #678256
#45. Good God, what happened to ye?" Shelton dropped the bucket of water he was carrying, unmindful that it spilled across the barn floor.
"I fell." Dougal picked up a brush and began to groom Poseidon.
Shelton gave a silent whistle. "Fell into what? A hammer?"
"Something like that.

Karen Hawkins

Groom Quotes #681375
#46. Unmissed but by his dogs and by his groom.

William Cowper

Groom Quotes #682603
#47. People have one year after the wedding to send a gift. Thank-you notes must be written immediately. If you don't receive an acknowledgment within three months, phone and ask if it was received. If the bride and groom are embarrassed, fine. They deserve to be.

Ann Landers

Groom Quotes #685137
#48. Amazing." She breathed the word. "You will make a fine husband." A strong mate. "Actually, I'm the fly-away groom. It was nice meeting you, moonbeam. Best of luck on trapping some poor bastard into being your Stepford husband.

Eve Langlais

Groom Quotes #702144
#49. I groom, but it doesn't take me a long time to get to what people see.

Wiz Khalifa

Groom Quotes #707220
#50. As a part of their conditioning, women voluntarily prostitute themselves into the auction and groom themselves toward the highest exchange.

Bryant McGill

Groom Quotes #714329
#51. Ever peaceful be you slumber
Though your days were few in number
On this earth-spite took its toll-
Yet shall heaven have your soul
With pure love we did regard you
For your loved one did we guard you
But you came not to the groom
Only to a chill dark tomb

Alexander Pushkin

Groom Quotes #723903
#52. I wanted to breathe new life into the timeless trend of past, present and future. These unique designs celebrate the bride and groom's passage through their new life together.

Vera Wang

Groom Quotes #724312
#53. I can't explain why a bride buys her wedding dress, whereas a groom rents his tux.

Lou Holtz

Groom Quotes #725578
#54. I got a four year scholarship to Harvard, and while I was there they wanted to groom me for work in the Star Wars program designing weapons ignited by hydrogen bombs. I didn't want to do that. I thought about how many scientists had died in World War II.

Michio Kaku

Groom Quotes #729111
#55. Being in the consumer business helps us groom talent in areas like marketing, finance and logistics. We can benchmark our outsourcing business to our consumer business and its best practices.

Azim Premji

Groom Quotes #729488
#56. good-natured groom on

Donna Tartt

Groom Quotes #783819
#57. It's also important for companies to groom listeners

Susan Cain

Groom Quotes #789059
#58. It's a lot easier for our children to look forward to a hopeful future if they have the confidence that we are doing all we can, while they are in our care, to groom them for the future.

Tim Kimmel

Groom Quotes #808069
#59. Let's face it. There is no setup in Pakistan to train and groom young players at the grassroots level in different sports. Those of us who did make a name for ourselves and became champions did it with our own initiative - there was no academy to back us till we reached a certain level on our own.

Jahangir Khan

Groom Quotes #812726
#60. The great affair, the love affair with life, is to live as variously as possible, to groom one's curiosity like a high-spirited thoroughbred, climb aboard, and gallop over the thick, sunstruck hills every day.

Diane Ackerman

Groom Quotes #816520
#61. If you watch a fly on, say, a coffee table, you'll see that they're rubbing their little legs together to groom themselves; they're actually quite clean creatures.

Michael Dickinson

Groom Quotes #832925
#62. Hunger in the midnight, hunger at the stroke of noon
Hunger in the banquet, hunger in the bride and groom
Hunger on the TV, hunger on the printed page
And there's a God-sized hunger underneath the questions of the age

Jackson Browne

Groom Quotes #852494
#63. Give me the handling of a horse for twenty minutes, and I'll tell you what sort of a groom he has had.

Anna Sewell

Groom Quotes #866825
#64. I have formed the Mahendra Singh Dhoni Charitable Trust which organises cricket tournaments in Jharkhand to identify promising cricketers so that we can help groom them, either in India or abroad.

Mahendra Singh Dhoni

Groom Quotes #883781
#65. He told me yesterday that weddings should be individual celebrations of a couple's relationship, ideally with just the bride and groom and a humanist minister. Everything else is merely social pressure to eat tiny cakes.

Hester Browne

Groom Quotes #924097
#66. Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for.

Reynolds Price

Groom Quotes #942729
#67. My story! Didn't you know? I was the poor stupid groom who was jilted at the altar."

These Lines of Mehendi

Sumeetha Manikandan

Groom Quotes #946297
#68. By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband and husband. You can kiss the groom.

Conan O'Brien

Groom Quotes #952212
#69. But it is a myth to assume that the larger amount of early stimulation you provide, the more beneficial it will be. The truth is that babies can be overstimulated
which is what many parents, intent on beginning to groom their progeny for college in the cradle, end up doing.

Julius Segal

Groom Quotes #960870
#70. If elitist groups like Bohemian Club, the CFR and the Bilderberg Group select and groom candidates to become Presidents of the US then isn't it safe to assume they also dictate certain policies once their alumni are in the White House?

Lance Morcan

Groom Quotes #962305
#71. Is the groom going to go where no man has gone before?

Sharyn McCrumb

Groom Quotes #989122
#72. Death stands behind every bride, every groom.

Catherynne M Valente

Groom Quotes #1002917
#73. Misunderstood twins run away from weddings. Malevolent twins shoot the groom.

Courtney M. Privett

Groom Quotes #1034819
#74. The groom is like a flower of gold. When he walks, blossoms at his feet unfold.

Federico Garcia Lorca

Groom Quotes #1035528
#75. Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus.

Timothy Keller

Groom Quotes #1064707
#76. As I grew up and began identifying myself as a feminist, there were plenty of issues that continued to make me question marriage: the father 'giving' the bride away, women taking their husband's last name, the white dress, the vows promising to 'obey' the groom. And that only covers the wedding.

Jessica Valenti

Groom Quotes #1066723
#77. She tipped back her head and swilled down the last of her wine. 'Having fucked the groom is really no excuse for missing a wedding, you know.

Joe Abercrombie

Groom Quotes #1104568
#78. The mother of the groom has three duties: show up, shut up, and wear beige. So why is Abby kissing the bride's older brother?

Melissa Klein

Groom Quotes #1146119
#79. Marriage to the groom does not means that his heart belongs to the bride.

Dennis E. Adonis

Groom Quotes #1152055
#80. Judging the intellect of others where comprehension is lacking, is like a mutt judging the groom of Best in Show.

S.P. Mount

Groom Quotes #1157396
#81. The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that's bad luck. You know what's worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I've read studies. It's like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.

Hank Moody

Groom Quotes #1186212
#82. Well being is a condition one has to groom, a condition one has to become aquainted with in order to seek it

Carlos Castaneda

Groom Quotes #1200193
#83. Democracy tells us not to neglect a good man's opinion, even if he is our groom; tradition asks us not to neglect a good man's opinion, even if he is our father.

G.K. Chesterton

Groom Quotes #1224907
#84. The best insurance that a girl can be given is a proper education and a steady career. That way she can assure a bright future for her family herself, instead of depending on her future groom to give her a comfortable life.

Hanadi Falki

Groom Quotes #1332430
#85. Life's to short to spend it fighting when you could be holding the one you love. And love's to rare to squnder it with petty concerns. The Apolloite groom to Rafael

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Groom Quotes #1356397
#86. Q: Why did the bride wear white? A: Because the groom wanted his dishwasher to match his fridge and oven.

Various

Groom Quotes #1369113
#87. Oh, Eddie, it never changes, when the groom lifts the veil, when the bride accepts the ring, the possibilities you see in their eyes, it's the same around the world. They truly believe their love and their marriage is going to break all the records.

Mitch Albom

Groom Quotes #1397303
#88. Groom yourself into a character that God will trust with power and success.

Esther Thomas

Groom Quotes #1436942
#89. Jesus took away all of our ugliness. Unlike a typical bride, we are all shabby, grotesque, and woefully unprepared moments before we walk down the aisle. But our Groom beautifies us when we look to Him in faith, and in that instant we become His cherished bride.

Francis Chan

Groom Quotes #1439808
#90. [At the reception following her remarriage to Alan Campbell:] People who haven't talked to each other in years are on speaking terms again today - including the bride and groom.

Dorothy Parker

Groom Quotes #1455546
#91. Bride and groom are not just two contracting parties but two loving and beloved companions, joined in establishing a home that will be nothing less than a source of immortality.

Meir Soloveichik

Groom Quotes #1459877
#92. At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom.

Calvin Trillin

Groom Quotes #1463814
#93. Jeremy would be a handsome groom. He looked like a Ken doll come to life. Probably has the
same plastic lack of parts as his tiny counterpart.
Did she mention that I probably brought her to more orgasms than your plastic junk could
ever dream of giving her?

Virginia Nelson

Groom Quotes #1466655
#94. All weddings ... It never changes, when the groom lifts the veil, when the bride accepts the ring, the possibilities you see in their eyes, it's the same around the world. They truly believe their love and their marriage is going to break all records.

Mitch Albom

Groom Quotes #1467608
#95. For a week I did not take off my mechanic's coverall day or night I did not bathe or shave or brush my teeth because love taught me too late that you groom yourself for someone you dress and perfume yourself for someone and I'd never had anyone to do that for.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Groom Quotes #1469835
#96. There's nothing more useless in the world than a groom just before the wedding.

Terry Pratchett

Groom Quotes #1474894
#97. I expect she'll walk down the aisle to her groom with a book in her pocket.

Laurie Alice Eakes

Groom Quotes #1485984
#98. I now pronounce you husband and wife. Chloe, you may kiss your groom.

Christina Lauren

Groom Quotes #1486866
#99. Seriously, why was it tradition to stand when the bride came in? It blocked her from seeing her groom, who was the only reason she was there in the first place.

K.R. Grace

Groom Quotes #1491140
#100. Alexander the Macedonian and his groom by death were brought to the same state; for either they were received among the same seminal principles of the universe, or they were alike dispersed among the atoms. Consider

Marcus Aurelius

Groom Quotes #1511178

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