Top 90 Soman Chainani Quotes
#1. Our towers aren't fair and lovely they're valor and honor that's what good is.
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#2. Rat #1 got you through the gates, didn't it?" said Anadil, stroking the still-pooped pet in her pocket. "Rat #2 gets you to the tower."
"And Rat #3 negotiates world peace?
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#3. And Sophie and Agatha lived happily ever after, for girls don't need princes for love to call ... No, they don't need princes in their fairy tales at all
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#4. Professor Manley begins his first day of Uglification class by explaining why villains must be ugly to succeed. Ugliness releases you from the surface - from the prison of vanity and youur own looks - and sets you free to embrace the soul within.
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#5. I choose whether this world lives or dies. And I'm happy to watch it burn to dust if you expect a slave instead of a queen.
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#6. They dig inside your soul and find your greatest wish! (Very helpful if you've lost your tongue or your voice and need to tell a prince to kiss you.)
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#7. Because we grow up, Filip,' Tedros exhaled. 'When you're young, you think your best friend is everything. But once you find real love... it changes. Your friendship can never be the same after that. Because no matter how much you try to keep both, your loyalty can only lie with one.
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#8. So there's no way home?" Agatha asked, eyes welling. "Not unless it's your ending," the School Master said. "And going home together is a rather far-fetched ending for two girls fighting for opposing sides, don't you think?
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#9. So go into the Woods and get your Sophie back!" Tedros retorted. "Why don't you go and get your Filip back!" Agatha barked - Then slowly, they both blushed to silence, realizing they were talking about the same person.
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#10. And yet, even if my heart beats for Evil, that doesn't mean I can't find love. That doesn't mean I can't find happiness. It just means I have to find love with someone who embraces my darkness instead of fighting it.
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#11. Only once you destroy who you think you are can you embrace who you truly are
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#13. Even fairy tales have limits," said Sophie. "Three people can't have an Ever After. Not without me being alone.
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#14. Top-half students may use the Groom Room. Bottom-half students should use the time to reflect upon their mediocrity!
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#15. My behavior last night was poor."
"Poor?" Agatha coughed. "You pushed me through a window!
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#16. The occasional bowl of bacon and beans (she couldn't shake the cravings from her time as a boy).
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#17. It had taken her whole life to make a single friend. And here these girls had become best friends in minutes as if making friends was the simplest thing in the world. Agatha pricked with shame.
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#21. But you are my queen. No one but you. And I like seeing you wear it. Because as long as you do, I know you still love me. And given our history of miscommunication, physical cues are helpful.
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#22. And yet knowing all these mistakes were yours, beautifully yours, and you came out the better for it... the boy I left behind well on his way to becoming an extraordinary man and an extraordinary king." Merlin smiled. "If only from your choice of princess alone.
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#24. Silence fell between the two couples. Even the Storian faltered, unsure who was defending who anymore. "Don't mind me," Rafal prodded, smiling. "Who needs a villain when you three have each other?
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#25. You don't know me well enough to know that I spend half my life saying stupid things and the other half apologizing for them, said Tedros.
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#26. But when children continued to disappear every four years, the village shifted their attention to burrowing bears, then phantom bears, then bears in disguise . . . until it became clear it wasn't bears at all.
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#27. Make us human, they demanded
Agatha blanched. Since when could she understand animals?
Save us, princess, they cried.
Since when could she understand delusional animals?
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#28. Because our souls were never created with love. We are the discarded, the neglected, the beaten down. We are the hated, the castoffs, the freaks. Despair is our fuel; pain is our power. The
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#29. If there was one word Agatha dreaded more than "ball", it was "dancing".
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#30. Turns out all it takes to bring enemies to peace is a bigger enemy.
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#32. It wasn't goodbye forever. Only goodbye for now. And if ever the distance was too much to bear, she would just look inside her heart, for Agatha was already there.
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#33. It doesn't matter if you're a Never, Ever, or whatever. In the end, the fairest of them all wins.
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#34. This time Sophie felt very different in Rafal's arms as he flew over the bay. Instead of safe, she felt scared; instead of loved, she felt caged.
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#35. You're not evil Sophie," Agatha whispered, touching her decayed cheek. "You're human."
Sophie smiled weakly. "Only if I have you.
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#36. Agatha of Woods Beyond."
He laid down the sword.
"Will you be my princess for the Ball?
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#37. You're nothing but a boy - a well-built, virile, obscenely handsome boy - but still, a boy. You can't lord over me. You can't scare me into true love. I don't care if you're gorgeous or rich or powerful. Tedros
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#38. I'm the prince and you're the princess and rescuing our friend is my job. Just ask Merlin!" Tedros yelled, practically a shriek - "Yes, now you've got it, boy," Merlin spouted, not looking as he trimmed his beard with a thorn. "Sound perfectly female now.
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#40. Sometimes I wonder," Merlin declared, licking a bit of mustard off his upper lip, "where exactly does the food come from? Is there a fourth dimension where a magic hat goes to fetch it? Or does it simply summon turkeys and bread out of thin air? In which case, what is this sandwich really made of?
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#41. Dear girl, it will be a very long road if you spend more time looking backwards than forward.
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#42. there were no more words, as tears streamed down their faces and mixed on their lips, the sugar and salt of love.
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#43. (Sophie did a few yoga poses to stretch until she saw Tedros gawking and decided yoga was best done in private.) It
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#44. To find a happy ending with someone else, first you have to find it alone.
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#45. Whoever birthed you would slay herself on the spot if she knew you had her blood!" Tedros spat. "I'm proud to be my mother's son.
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#47. Nothing in this world was ever certain. Princes could become as frightening as ogres. Princesses could become villains. Best friends could become enemies.
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#48. In the forest of primeval
A school for Good and Evil
Twin towers like two heads
One for the pure
And one for the wicked
Try to escape you'll always fail,
The only way out is
Through a fairytale.
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#49. It's the problem with fairy tales. From far away, they seem so perfect. But up close, they're just as complicated as real life.
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#50. AND IF YOU FAIL, THEN SOMETHING SO BAD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU THAT I CAN'T SAY, BUT IT INVOLVES YOU NEVER BEING SEEN AGAIN!
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#51. Agatha looked into the wolf's eyes. "I don't want to die,"
for the first time, his sneer softened.
"I didn't either.
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#52. Of all the tales in all the kingdoms in all the Woods, you had to walk into mine.
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#53. Agatha, what do you see when you look in the mirror?"
"I don't look in mirrors."
"Why is that?"
"Because horses and hogs don't sit around ogling their reflections!
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#55. Looks like you've done enough feasting for a lifetime," snorted Pinocchio. He saw the whole table staring at him. "Did I say that out loud?
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#56. Sophie and Agatha locked eyes one last time but neither screamed for the other.
Once true loves, the two girls now pulled apart like strangers, each in the arms of a boy, Good with
Good, Evil with Evil ...
Both of their wishes granted.
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#57. Nothing will ever be enough to satisfy the black hole in our hearts.
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#58. Now there are five rules that separate Good from Evil, the gnome said, and wrote them in air with his smoking staff. 1. The Evil attack. The Good defend. 2. The Evil punish. The Good forgive. 3. The Evil hurt. The Good help. 4. The Evil take. The Good give. 5. The Evil hate. The Good love.
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#59. This was about two sides warring for love.
She and Tedros fighting for Good. Sophie and the School Master fighting for Evil.
Once upon a time, she and her best friend tried to find a happy ending together. Now only one of them could come out alive.
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#60. Agatha wondered what these girls' souls would wish for. Depth, perhaps.
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#61. No wonder princesses were so impotent in fairy tales, she thought. If all they could do was smile, stand straight, and speak to squirrels, then what choice did they have but to wait for a boy to rescue them? Princess
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#62. - You gave me a dead frog for my birthday!
- To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by maggots so we should enjoy our birthdays while we have them. I found it thoughtful.
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#64. No one likes boys! Even girls who like boys can't stand boys!
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#67. But sometimes to keep Evil from getting in, you have to let Good out.
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#68. But now it's time for all of us to face the truth. It's time for the last Ever After, Sophie
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#69. That's the difference between Good and Evil, Clarissa,' the Evil Dean said softly. 'We know that love isn't always enough for a happy ending.
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#70. Well, my dear. At least you can say you're even now.
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#71. Everytime you do a Good Deed with true intention, your soul grows purer.
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#72. i am queen of percha, sullenest of the seven seas, Behold my dusky desert beauty". She wiped of her scarf and did a terrible belly dance.
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#73. Because in the end, Good and Evil are two sides of the same story: every Good comes from Evil and every Evil from Good. Just
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#75. Agatha, you dressed as a bride for Halloween."
"Weddings are scary.
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#77. Go ahead, laugh. You can name your children Blond and Blonder.
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#78. Don't you get it? My soul is broken! I'm messed up, sick in the head, rotten to the core! I'm damaged. I'll never find the kind of love you did because I'll never be happy inside. All
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#79. Imagine if he looked like me, she snorted. They'd have dumped the baby in the woods.
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#80. What's the one thing Evil can never have ... and the one thing Good can never do without?
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#81. Agatha let out a rush of air and gripped her old history textbook to her chest. Leave it to a librarian to find the book she needed, she thought, silently thanking the tortoise.
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#82. Agatha: "If you say anything smug or stuck-up or shallow, I'll have Reaper follow you home."
Sophie: "But then I can't talk!
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#83. Lips on hers, Agatha thought. Your lips that kissed me on hers, your lips that taste like vanilla clouds on hers, your lips you vowed to me "Forever" on hers.
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#84. I don't want to die."
"I didn't want to either." said the white wolf.
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#85. Mushrooms are fungus and fungus reminds me of feet and I don't eat feet.)
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#86. The boys went off to fight with swords while girls had to learn dog barks and owl hoots. No wonder princesses were so impotent in fairy tales, she thought. If all they could do was smile, stand straight, and speak to squirrels, then what choice did they have but to wait for a boy to rescue them?
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#87. Agatha wondered whether in this room of heroes young and old, Hester was the greatest hero of all.
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#88. Sophie: "For the Create-A-Tale Competition, your story ended with Snow White eaten by vultures and Cinderella drowning her-self in a tub."
Agatha: "I thought it was a better ending.
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#89. I'm afraid I've already found my Ever After, Hort," said Sophie.
"What? With who?" Hort asked, aghast.
"On my own," she said, her voice sure and clear. "I'm happy on my own."
And for the first time, she knew it was true.
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#90. I've already killed you and kissed you more times in my head than you deserve.
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