Top 29 Grandad's Quotes

#1. Actually Grandad Christmas is a pagan holiday and Jesus probably hates you for celebrating it.

Huey Freeman The Boondocks

#2. I don't think of myself as old. Obviously I am - I have a free bus pass, I'm already a grandad, and my hip is giving me jip, so it's all telling me something I don't really want to hear.

Roger Lloyd-Pack

#3. You also have a part to play in this adventure, and that part was written for you before you long before you were born.'
'Are you saying I have no choice?'
'We all have choices. But our decisions are already known.

Anthony Horowitz

#4. It's really important to me that my niece and nephews can come and see my show, as can my grandad and nan. I love spending time with my family, and music has always bonded us.

Jessie J.

#5. We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended."
"Grandad," the kids said, "you are full of schist."
"I'm not kidding!" he protested.

Rick Riordan

#6. IMAGINE! See it, feel it, believe it!
You can do anything, if you truly believe in yourself."
Ronaldo's Grandad
Former captain of the North Pole Flying Team, and very wise reindeer.

Maxine Sylvester

#7. I read incessantly, searching for the things that might move me.

Richard Flanagan

#8. Magic gives you a lot of choices," Grandad says. "Most of them are bad.

Holly Black

#9. Happiness is Grandad saving links to cat videos in a Word document so he can share them when she visits.

Carys Bray

#10. I never had anyone I could call "Master". No Christ died for me. No Buddha showed me the right path. In the depths of my dreams no Apollo or Athena appeared to me to enlighten my soul

Fernando Pessoa

#11. A girl like that, Grandad said, perfumes herself with ozone and metal filings.

Holly Black

#12. My grandad always said, "You should never judge a book by its cover." And it's for that reason that he lost his job as chair of the British Book Cover Awards panel.

Stewart Lee

#13. Yesterday when we went over the plan again and again, I never thought about Grandad showing up. Because I'm an idiot, basically
an idiot with poor planning skills. Of course he's here. Where else would he be?
Seriously, what else could go wrong?

Holly Black

#14. The first thing I bought that was really stylish was in 1969 when I was eleven. I saved up for a black, grey and white tie-dye grandad vest. It was too big - they weren't catering for kids my age - and hung off me, but I loved it.

Paul Weller

#15. Downstairs, Grandad's warning Barron about something. His voice swells, and I catch the words, In my day we were feared. Now we're just afraid.

Holly Black

#16. One thing will not change - we will be going out to win.

David Beckham

#17. Grandad has a long and earnest conversation with his grandchild. He says, you are noisy and wiggly and will be sent back if you don't pull herself together ... The baby smiles complacently. She has him exactly where she wants him.

Pam Brown

#18. When my children were young, one of the treats promised by their grandparents was a ride in Grandad's car.

Laurie Graham

#19. Me Grandad is 74 and he's football bananas, so me nan gets loads of grief.

Jamie Redknapp

#20. I focus a little more on pacing when I write books in the young adult category, and of course there's the great American fear of anything sexual, so that's somewhat backed off in YA.

Paolo Bacigalupi

#21. I was very impressed with the street food of Singapore. I was very impressed with the dishes that they did.

Jose Andres

#22. There's a very basic human, non-verbal aspect to our need to make music and use it as part of our human expression. It doesn't have to do with body movements, it doesn't have to do with articulation of a language, but with something spiritual.

John Williams

#23. It's okay," he informs me. "Your grandfather is teaching me how to play poker." If I know Grandad, that means what he'll really be teaching Sam is how to cheat.

Holly Black

#24. I want to take TSA to the next level.

John Pistole

#25. Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.

Milton Jones

#26. I THINK NOT. I WASN'T CUT OUT TO BE A FATHER, AND CERTAINLY NOT A GRANDAD. I HAVEN'T GOT THE RIGHT KIND OF KNEES.

Terry Pratchett

#27. You better get over here with my car," Grandad says. "Before I call the cops and tell them you stole it." "Sorry," I say contritely. Then the rest of what he said sinks in and I laugh. "Wait, did you just threaten me with calling the police? Because that I'd like to see.

Holly Black

#28. It was con; my mind was blank; I only wanted a halfpint of Grandad and six or seven tall cool beers ...

Charles Bukowski

#29. work and carried on until she was seventy-two. Grandad worked in a nearby mill

Beverley Callard

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