Top 100 Good Lord Sayings
#1. Good Lord didn't mean for us to hate ourself. He made us to love ourself like He do, with wide open arms.
Rebecca Wells
#2. Well, the good Lord and good luck must have been with me because I did exactly what I said I was going to do.
Babe Ruth
#3. When everyone just shook their heads, he unbuttoned his shirt and,
oh good Lord, shrugged out of it, bunching it up to slip beneath her
head like a pillow.
Don't look at him, she told herself. Don't look
She looked.
Sweet Jesus.
Jill Shalvis
#4. I was stillborn. The midwives laid me aside, thought I was really gone. I laid there about an hour, and they picked me back up and tried again, 'cause my body was still warm. The Good Lord brought me back.
James Brown
#5. It was all too easy. It was perfect as nothing else in her life had ever been, their bodies moving in harmony as if they had waltzed together a thousand times before. Good Lord, he could dance.
-Lillian's thoughts about Marcus
Lisa Kleypas
#6. Oh, good Lord Jesus, I prayed, preserve me from this joking of God. Grief and trouble were all bad enough. But joking? It seemed altogether unfair, to me.
Judith Merkle Riley
#7. As I was growing up, I did a lot of talent shows. I won fifteen Sunday nights straight in a series of talent shows in Macon. I showed up the sixteenth night, and they wouldn't let me go on any more. Whatever success I had was through the help of the good Lord.
Otis Redding
#8. Some article called me the most feared man in Silicon Valley. Good Lord! Why? My teenage boys got a kick out of it: 'Dad, how could this be true? You're not even the most feared person in this house.'
Nathan Myhrvold
#9. Speaking of jeans, good Lord, the man's ass was a bona fide work of art. As he strode toward the nearby counter to place his order, his work boots not making a single sound, those tight buns set off a choir of rejoicing angels in her head.
Tessa Bailey
#10. I've already lived one full life, and so now I'm about to endeavor to see what else the good Lord has in store for me, and I'm wide open.
Valerie Simpson
#11. If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton.
Tom Holt
#12. Milt was one of the men who discovered Bobby Orr. He once said that if a player comes along who is better then Bobby Orr, may the Good Lord let me be alive to see him because he is going to be one hell of a player to watch. Enough said.
Milt Schmidt
#13. I always entreat the good Lord to give me my childhood back, that is to say, to grant that I may see nature and render it like a child, without prejudice.
Jean-Baptiste-Camille Corot
#14. Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up.
John Marston
#15. I had no idea that all the things in my career were going to happen. I sure didn't see it. I just know the good Lord blessed me with ability, blessed me with good eyesight and a good pair of hands, and then I worked at the rest.
Tony Gwynn
#16. From silly devotions and from sour-faced saints, good Lord, deliver us.
Teresa Of Avila
#17. He still loves life
But O O O O how he wishes
The good Lord would take him.
W. H. Auden
#18. When I went in for the [ Embraced] DVD interviews, I thought, "Good lord, it's 17 years later!" I thought that maybe I should do my make-up differently and put extra effort in, or I'd look like a different human being. It's very strange.
Brigid Brannagh
#19. No, I mean it. You don't look good."
"This from a guy who has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-
Cassandra Clare
#20. As individuals, we will be judged in our lives by the totality of our actions. Not one thing will stand out. And I think that's how we get judged by our colleagues and that's how we get judged by the good lord.
Rahm Emanuel
#21. I came, he said.
Good Lord! If there were an orator-of-the-year award, he would be in dire danger of winning it.
Mary Balogh
#22. The Good Lord hasn't done this well: He placed limits on everything, except on stupidity.
Konrad Adenauer
#23. The good Lord had been having a very creative day when he made Connor McKenzie
Suzanne Wright
#24. I imagine the wedding guests at Cana were awed and pleased by Jesus turning the water to wine. I also suspect that many guests in detox centers around the world today would think it a much greater miracle if, at least for them, the good Lord would retroactively turn the wine back to water.
Joe Beaton
#25. You're Rose Hathaway," he said. Good lord. Was there anyone who didn't know who I was?
Richelle Mead
#26. Do you believe in God, Arthur?" I said, eating the last piece of sponge.
"Do I believe in an old man in the clouds with a white beard judging us mortals with a moral code from one to ten? Good Lord no, my sweet Elly, I do not!
Sarah Winman
#27. Feel that?" he growled.
She nodded. Good Lord, how could she not?
"I've been hard for you for days, Minerva. Since before we even left Spindle Cove. If you believe nothing else, believe this." He rocked against her. "This doesn't lie.
Tessa Dare
#28. Ow, is anybody looking? Oh good lord, do you think it's possibly to lose your virginity to the floor? I haven't done the splits since I was thirteen years old!" Sienna grumbled before breaking out in to a hysterical laugh along with her best friend.
Ali Harper
#30. Sid slapped her hands on the bar. "Good Lord, woman, unclench your sphincter and have another drink.
Terri Osburn
#31. Fourteen Points? The Good Lord only gave us Ten, and do we abide by those?
Georges Clemenceau
#33. Don't let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you.
Maeve Greyson
#34. All we have to do is listen. The Good Lord gave us two ears and only one mouth, my dear white-headed mother used to say ...
Stephen Fry
#35. The good Lord is amazing; He opens up doors. I was close to abandoning the dream, and He was like, 'Hey, slow down there, buddy.'
David Nail
#37. That boy thinks the sun rises out of your backside. The good Lord knows why if all it produces is gas.
Sue Brown
#38. Any marnin' th' good Lord lets'ee open your eyes, that's a day he's got somethin' f'r ye t' do.
James Alexander Thom
#39. Good Lord, His Grace the Ass hiding in the bushes," Apollo muttered. "Whatever are you doing here?" "Ah, Kilbourne, you've regained your voice," Wakefield drawled. "Pity, but I presume my wife is thrilled. And you are?" He looked pointedly at Montgomery.
Elizabeth Hoyt
#40. That's how the grievin' becomes after a time. You've tossed off the black blanket, but scraps of it fall on you unexpected, your life always a quilt with a dark patch or two. The Good Lord uses those to show off the bright colors, I think.
Lisa Wingate
#41. Ain't you my chile? En does you know anything dat a mother won't do for her chile? Day ain't nothin' a white mother won't do for her chile. Who made 'em so? De Lord done it. En who made de niggers? De Lord made 'em. In de inside, mothers is all de same. De good lord he made 'em so.
Mark Twain
#42. Weight is just not a hot button. In fact, during my life, it probably should have been on my radar screen a bit more. I look back at work photos and am shocked. Was I eating the people I was interviewing?! Good Lord, I was big.
Hoda Kotb
#43. From my vantage point I can see the back of his neck flush pink beneath his collar. He's got freckles there, too. I wonder how many more freckle's he's got. Are they all over, or just where the sun's touched?
Good Lord, why am I thinking of Finn Belastra without his clothes on?
Jessica Spotswood
#44. Meaning no disrespect, sir, but there's no way in the Good Lord's fucking universe that anyone can bar accidents or the unexpected.
Dan Simmons
#45. The good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind.
Dizzy Dean
#46. There have been men before now who got so interested in proving the existence of God that they came to care nothing for God Himself. As if the Good Lord had nothing better to do than exist!
C.S. Lewis
#48. Confession Who knows more of Wanda, the wan, than I do? And who knows more of Terry, the torn, than I do? And who knows more than I do of Ziggy, the Zap, fleeing the rap, using his eyes and teeth to spring the trap, than I do! Or did. Good Lord, forbid that morning's acre, held in the palm
James Baldwin
#50. Plagiarize, plagiarize, / Let no man's work evade your eyes, / Remember why the good Lord made your eyes, / Don't shade your eyes, / But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize. / Only be sure to call it research.
Tom Lehrer
#51. The good Lord send out a spirit of mortification to cure our distempers, or we are in a sad condition!
John Owen
#52. Good Lord. The first person she sees is Mick Drummond, with his ancient bobbing head. Would that man never die? Was he immortal? Was he real?
Liane Moriarty
#53. The things, good Lord, that we pray for, give us the grace to labour for', as
Sir Thomas More expressed it. The inner voice of prayer expresses itself naturally in action, just as the inner voice of my brain guides all my bodily actions.
Philip Yancey
#54. What the good Lord lets happen, I am not ashamed to print in my paper.
Charles A. Dana
#55. Good Lord, even to his own ears they sounded like a pair of coconspirators being so overhearty in their enthusiastic simulation of innocence that they proclaimed themselves as guilty as hell.
Mary Balogh
#56. They say the good Lord doesn't charge you for the days you hunt and fish, and I believe that.
Norman Schwarzkopf
#57. Good Lord, if Incy could be helped ... then I was a freaking picnic.
Cate Tiernan
#58. Good Lord, what is man! for as simple he looks, Do but try to develop his books and his crooks, With his depths and his shallows, his good and his evil, All in all, he's a problem must puzzle the devil.
Robert Burns
#60. What an excellent father you have, girls!' said she, when the door was shut. 'Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us.
Seth Grahame-Smith
#61. I take a step forward but Naomi stops me with a hand on my stomach. Like a lost, little puppy I obey. Good Lord, where did my balls go?
C.M. Stunich
#62. She jus' goes 'round spittin' vinegar all the time. Makes me wonder what the good Lord'll say 'bout it, her supposin' to be one a' the church elders." "That's
Leisha Kelly
#63. Who are you, then?" "My name is Sherlock Holmes." "Good Lord!" "You have heard of me, I see.
Arthur Conan Doyle
#64. Our Lord said. Be yourself with the good Lord.
Saint Peter
#66. The good Lord put oil and gas there for us to find and use, and we'd better do it.
Red Adair
#67. Sure, there were a few more duct-taped tears in the vinyl seats, a few new dings in the fiberglass surfboards lining the walls, but the bacon was still crisp and pancakes were available twenty-four hours a day, the way the good Lord intended.
Rob Thomas
#68. Good Lord, just look at that six pack!" She sighed. "I think you could grate cheese there."
"Fran, if you were with Daniel Craig with no shirt, I think the last thing you would think about would be grating cheese.
Amanda Laneley
#69. Everton" (Francis)
Alex turned his head to view a rainbow peacock mask bobbing toward him. "Good Lord, Francis, you are replendent," he said admiringly.
The peacock stopped beside him. "Dash it, Everton, how'd you know it was me?"
You're still wearing your faux ruby ring.
Suzanne Enoch
#70. See, the good Lord loves everybody. He don't care what color your hair is or where you put your jewelry.
Randolph Randy Camp
#71. This is my wife, Trish. The Good Lord overwhelms her on occasion. I find it best to just ignore it,
Kristen Ashley
#72. AND thus our good Lord answered to all the questions and doubts that I might make, saying full comfortably: I may make all thing well, I can make all thing well, I will make all thing well, and I shall make all thing well; and thou shalt see thyself that all manner of thing shall be well.
Julian Of Norwich
#73. Life is full of change, honey. That's how we learn and grow. When we're born, the Good Lord gives each of us a Life book. Chapter by chapter, we live and learn.
Beth Hoffman
#74. So, if you have a grandma, thank the good Lord above, and give your grandmamma hugs and kisses, for grandmothers are to love.
Lois Wyse
#75. Good Lord, who spread the Daimon fertilizer around? They're cropping up like a bad horror flick. (Tabitha)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#76. Good Lord! who can account for the fathomless folly of the public?
Rudyard Kipling
#77. Baseball fans! Good lord! I feel like sports fans get mad at you easier than country music fans. It scares me. I'm glad that country fans don't get mad every time I mess up.
Ashley Monroe
#78. The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on his stupidity.
Konrad Adenauer
#79. I just know Maycomb. I'm not in the least sensitive about it, but good Lord, I'm certainly aware of it.
Harper Lee
#81. Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun, and you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome, son.
Josh Thompson
#82. Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking.
Kathleen Bittner Roth
#83. Carpe Rectum. Seize the hot ass the good Lord has provided.
Valerie Z. Lewis
#84. Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.
Roy Rogers
#85. Hey, sunshine."
"Daniel.:
Good Lord, baby, Say my name again. I need you to say it in your sleep. When you touch yourself. To no one in particular. Just say it, say it, say it.
Tessa Bailey
#87. Good lord. Building stone patios, chopping wood, and walking everywhere was a workout video he needed to put on the market. ASAP.
Mia Sheridan
#88. Courage, friends,' came Prince Rilian's voice. 'Whether we live or die Aslan will be our good lord.
C.S. Lewis
#89. There's a traditional Kenyan prayer: From the cowardice that dares not deal with new truth, from the laziness that is content with half-truth, from the arrogance that thinks it knows all truth, Good Lord, deliver me.
Joni Rodgers
#90. The things we pray for, good Lord, give us grace to labor for.
Thomas More
#91. Good Lord, woman. Didn't anyone ever tell you that men have a specified word count set aside each day and if I don't stop talking, my tongue will explode? (Syn)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#92. Oh good Lord. She definitely hadn't put on enough deodorant for this.
Jill Shalvis
#93. I have spent over 60 years bent over a guitar and to know that I wrote 70 compositions that masters have recorded, that makes me feel so good and full, and proud and thankful to the good Lord.
Jerry Reed
#94. Eastman Jacob's legendary attempt to launch a car attached to a glider plane using Hampton's Tony Chesapeake Avenue as a runway only confirmed the Hamptonian's feelings that the Good Lord didn't always see fit to give book sense and common sense to the same individual.
Margot Lee Shetterly
#95. First and foremost, praying about things and having the good Lord as a part of my life is a huge grounding thing for me.
Ashton Shepherd
#96. In my almost 92 years on this earth, the good Lord has blessed me with a great journey.
Ernie Harwell
#97. Night is falling: at dusk, you must have good eyesight to be able to tell the Good Lord from the Devil.
Jean-Paul Sartre
#98. My eyes bulged out of my head as I saw what rested between his hips. "Good Lord!" I said without thinking. A forked penis will do that to a girl. He glanced down at the appendage and smiled knowingly. "Once you go demon you never go back.
Jaye Wells
#99. Good Lord," he muttered "They pick a mouse to tame a cat.
Hannah Kent
#100. People wanted to move to America because of Michael Jackson. Industry changed, the music industry changed, because of Michael Jackson. That's a gift to us, and, you know, I am concerned that the Good Lord may not send another one because we did not take good care of him.
Wesley Snipes
