Dizzy Dean Quotes

#1. I only went to the third grade because my father only went to the fourth and I didn't want to pass him.

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#2. If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.

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#3. The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

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#4. Practice, work hard, and give it everything you have.

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#5. I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

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#6. Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!

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#7. The Cards had one pitcher who won fourteen straight games in a period of twenty-four days. Then when he lost his fifteenth game 1-0, his manager fined him fifty bucks.

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#8. It ain't braggin if you can back it up...

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#9. Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss.

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#10. I'd get me a bunch of bats and balls and sneak me a couple of umpires and learn them kids behind the Iron Curtain how to tote a bat and play baseball.

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#11. Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.

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#12. I was blessed with a strong arm and a weak mind.

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#13. Mr. Rickey, I'll put more people in the park than anybody since Babe Ruth.

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#14. I won twenty-eight games in thirty-five and I couldn't believe my eyes when the Cards sent me a contract with a cut in salary. Mr Rickey said I deserved a cut because I didn't win thirty games.

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#15. Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.

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#16. I know who's the best pitcher I ever see and it's old Satchel Paige, that big lanky colored boy. My fastball looks like a change of pace alongside that little pistol bullet ole Satchel (Paige) shoots up to the plate.

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#17. It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?

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#18. I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

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#19. All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.

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#20. Heck, if anybody told me I was setting a record (strikeouts in a game on July 30, 1933) I'd of got me some more strikeouts.

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#21. He (Bill Terry) once hit a ball between my legs so hard that my center-fielder caught it on the fly backing up against the wall.

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#22. The good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind.

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#23. Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat.

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#24. Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating.

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#25. I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head.

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#26. Me and Paul (Dean) will probably win forty games (they won forty-nine).

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#27. The dumber a pitcher is, the better. When he gets smart and begins to experiment with a lot of different pitches, he's in trouble. All I ever had was a fastball, a curve and a changeup and I did pretty good.

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#28. It ain't bragging if you can do it.

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#29. He (Branch Rickey) must think I went to the Massachesetts Constitution of Technology.

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#30. A lot of folks that ain't saying 'ain't,' ain't eating.

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