Good Fart Sayings

#1. Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed that one is adversity.

Plutarch

#2. Some people get lots of pleasure; From books or from music or art; But boys seem to think it's fantastic; To just have a really good fart.

Giles Andreae

#3. Beans, beans, they're good for your heart," I said cheerily, seizing the opening. "The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel - so let's have beans for every meal!

Diana Gabaldon

#4. Was Islam spread by them through force and coercion? No. They preached Islam by personal example.

Pervez Musharraf

#5. Off Fuck off... the same story over and over and again and again.. I don't want it!

Deyth Banger

#6. I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted.
She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she said.
I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.

Janet Evanovich

#7. It's almost always possible to be honest and positive.

Naval Ravikant

#8. Young people live exactly today ... and they live in the immediacy of their world. And it's important for us, people from older generations to realize that a lot of our values, a lot of our truths are no longer truths, are no longer valuable.

Walter Mosley

#9. I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts.
Let's not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing out big plumes of noxious gas doesn't always smell good, but it generally feels might fine.

Neil Pasricha

#10. I must settle for freedom in this modern time

Leila Aboulela

#11. A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

Jenny Eclair