Girl Scout Cookies Quotes

#1. And if the Colonel thought that calling me his friend would make me stand by him, well, he was right.

John Green

#2. Can you just tell them we don't need Jesus, Girl Scout cookies, or whatever the Mormons worship, and let me lie here in peace?

Lish McBride

#3. Whatever come we have to meet it.

Eleanor Roosevelt

#4. Prudently, night flees the scene.

Laurent Binet

#5. whyareyougivingawaythecookies?!

Stephanie Perkins

#6. So you can go down there and see the gods, sell Girl Scout cookies door-to-door or whatever?

Rick Riordan

#7. Few ground rules: If you've killed someone, I'm calling the cops. If you are dealing drugs, I'm calling the cops. If you are wanting me to buy Girl Scout cookies, I'm calling the cops. Anything else, I'll help you with.

J.C. Nelson

#8. God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#9. I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie season.Last night Zahra, my youngest called me up and said :"Daddy how come we never sell the most cookies? How come Mrs. Dunn wins every year?"'

Chris Rock

#10. Hey, McFly!" Has Biff returned?? No! It turns out that Howard, George's neighbour, is there! And he wants to sell him Girl Scout cookies!

Ryan North

#11. Honestly, my sales pitch when I was a kid was, 'You don't want these Girl Scout cookies, do you?' If I had to push my own books, I'd stop writing. I hate the conflation of marketing and writing.

Jincy Willett

#12. I JUST TOOK SOME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES OUT OF THE FREEZER."

"Oh, that's okay," Blue said. "As you smelled, we just ate."

"I'll take one," the Gray Man interjected. "If they're Thin Mints.

Maggie Stiefvater

#13. My cell phone, back in my training days, was the size of a box of girl scout cookies

J.D. Holmes

#14. If you felt like you've done the best thing you could possibly ever do, it's probably time to hang up your spurs because there's not much else to do.

Eric Balfour

#15. My must-have hair products are Phyto silk spray and Kusco-Murphy setting lotion.

Johanna Braddy

#16. What are you doing here?" [ndr prison]
Selling Girl Scout cookies," I said. "Want some? The Samoas are terrific."
(Max II to Max)

James Patterson

#17. Believe me, I'm not going to try to get into testing.

John Engler

#18. Having big audiences when you're on a book tour is like Valhalla if you're a person who used to sell Girl Scout cookies on the side. Because you want to give the reading that will sell the most books.

Eileen Myles

#19. Take the humble road, and listen before you speak. Ask before you suggest, and think before you act.

Pierre Quinn

#20. I DON'T WANT YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!" I yelled to the figure behind the door.

Mike Schmidt

#21. There was no success that could make me more worthy of the gift. And no failure that could take it away.

Virginia Carmichael