Top 4 J.D. Holmes Quotes
#1. What? You just got boned by your trainer and minutes later felt the need to say hello to your son?
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#2. My cell phone, back in my training days, was the size of a box of girl scout cookies
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#3. I can't believe we just did this. I'm such an asshole, I said. Note to self, women don't really want to hear this after you just shared oral sex with them
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#4. So did I enjoy working with my fair share of gay people? You bet
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