Top 49 Geek Humor Quotes

#1. Cutest geek i ever saw.

Steven Key Meyers

Geek Humor Quotes #1466478
#2. I left the Shire,
got 7 outstanding N.E.W.T.'s
and became a Vampire;
Because Winter is Coming...

Various

Geek Humor Quotes #1048513
#3. Wonderful craftsmanship, Simon decided with the expert eye of one who had played enough computer games to know art when he saw it.

Sorin Suciu

Geek Humor Quotes #1077116
#4. The conversation had been so lacking in quality that it actually made Toddlers and Tiaras look like good entertainment by comparison.

Sorin Suciu

Geek Humor Quotes #1082867
#5. Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

John Green

Geek Humor Quotes #1124747
#6. The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.

Sorin Suciu

Geek Humor Quotes #1153811
#7. At the last moment, she remembered that her Master might be watching her and, knowing that good girls bend at the knees while bad girls bend at the waist, she picked up the cigar butt, as it were, in style.

Sorin Suciu

Geek Humor Quotes #1189950
#8. Anyway, the point is that you guys really need to get out more.

Hitori Nakano

Geek Humor Quotes #1249640
#9. It was all kind of fuzzy, as if his mind was doing its thinking in limericks.

Sorin Suciu

Geek Humor Quotes #1269378
#10. The room continued to spin though she was standing still, but her ears were hot. She felt like she'd just slammed three doubles of tequila and needed a fistfight chaser.

Michael R. Underwood

Geek Humor Quotes #1272215
#11. For most people, home we represented by four walls and a roof. Not for Noa. She preferred a motherboard to a mother, a keyboard to house keys. Nothing was more comforting than the hum of a spinning hard drive.

Michelle Gagnon

Geek Humor Quotes #1335174
#12. There are many ways to define what it means to be a geek, but certainly one definition has to be, Someone who does something normal people do, only while wearing special pants and talking about it constantly.

BikeSnobNYC

Geek Humor Quotes #1361867
#13. Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers.

Michael R. Underwood

Geek Humor Quotes #1408868
#14. Wet towel under the door,' said Barry. 'It's what you do when you're smoking weed in a hotel and you don't want everyone calling security. You're always supposed to have a towel. I read about it in a guide for hitchhiking through the galaxy.

Christopher Moore

Geek Humor Quotes #1045339
#15. As far as I could tell, the quickest way to a geeky guy's heart usually involved geometric shapes.

Angela N. Blount

Geek Humor Quotes #1468100
#16. He was a good storyteller, but he told the kind of stories that made children run away from the village and adults look for a length of rope and some soap.

Sorin Suciu

Geek Humor Quotes #1491600
#17. The more attractive and athletic the character depicted on the T-shirt, the less attractive and athletic the fan wearing it

Nev Fountain

Geek Humor Quotes #1547864
#18. Geek e-mail sign-off: No trees were killed to send this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Geek Humor Quotes #1559943
#19. Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.

Sorin Suciu

Geek Humor Quotes #1564779
#20. I will take a serious approach to a subject usually treated lightly, which is a nerdy thing to do.

Benjamin Nugent

Geek Humor Quotes #1661613
#21. On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo's computer as a shitload.

Sorin Suciu

Geek Humor Quotes #1715628
#22. Wham. She glommed onto him like white plastic on a Stormtrooper, shamelessly pressing against his body, groping and kissing.

Angela Quarles

Geek Humor Quotes #1716771
#23. If you want to get a meaningful result: create something very complex, and then simplify it.

Gerry Geek

Geek Humor Quotes #1720289
#24. At least that left hope for him. Except "Beauty and the Geek" wasn't exactly the proper translation of the popular fairy tale.

Kelly Moran

Geek Humor Quotes #1734381
#25. I know a flute player is technically called a "flautist," but something about it sounds a little sketchy, as does "pianist," so I will refrain.

Julie Halpern

Geek Humor Quotes #1825486
#26. A project is like love; it has clear intentions at the beginning, but it can get complicated.

Gerry Geek

Geek Humor Quotes #758570
#27. I always have my own opinion before my boss says his.

Gerry Geek

Geek Humor Quotes #35981
#28. That Hellboy gun of Yours? It's not scientifically possible. It flaunts the laws of physics like a teenager on Rumspringa...

Michael R. Underwood

Geek Humor Quotes #264752
#29. Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.

Sorin Suciu

Geek Humor Quotes #269912
#30. We can arrange class time with, um, minimum interaction."

That's perfect. The part where the interacting is all minimum-y," Montgomery said eagerly.

That was almost a Buffyism," Mica pointed out to Ellen.

Almost," Ellen admitted grudgingly.

Tracy Lynn

Geek Humor Quotes #276300
#31. I love crafting. Knitting, decoupage, scrapbooking, any "lady-ish" art form, I'm a fan. For about six months each. Then I shove all the supplies in a closet, alongside the skeletons of long dead New Year's resolutions, like saber fencing, playing the ukulele, and Japanese brush painting.

Felicia Day

Geek Humor Quotes #294740
#32. Borges was unapologetically smart and equally sentimental; a proto-geek, blind to distinctions between low pulp fiction and high criticism, experimental but never arch, and always playful, with a humor as dry as dust.

John Hodgman

Geek Humor Quotes #303893
#33. Execution strategies: do / buy / delegate / forget.

Gerry Geek

Geek Humor Quotes #381265
#34. Master Dung's study was silent. So silent, in fact, that one might have been able to hear a gnat passing air, if only an obligingly flatulent gnat had happened nearby.

Sorin Suciu

Geek Humor Quotes #414184
#35. So I'm delighted to open up a bit about these particular details, in honor of Valentine's Day (when every balding, chubby, and short actuary wants people - especially the babes out there - to know about his studly past"
From: "My Best Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story

Zack Love

Geek Humor Quotes #547945
#36. You know what they say,' Suz had texted. 'Once you go geek, you never go back.

Linda Morris

Geek Humor Quotes #612984
#37. He didn't know what was hotter, her Star Wars reference or the breathiness with which she spoke it.

Kelly Moran

Geek Humor Quotes #697416
#38. He knew for a fact that he was so hopelessly bad at seeing through camouflage that, if left alone in the forest, he might even attempt to make fire by rubbing two snakes together.

Sorin Suciu

Geek Humor Quotes #28034
#39. Alan shrugged. "I love the CBC, really, but being voted its president - " "Co-president," Sputnik corrected. " - is kind of like being declared King of Nerds." "Co-king," Sputnik asserted.

J.M. Richards

Geek Humor Quotes #770537
#40. And don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly how much difference there is

Larry Wall

Geek Humor Quotes #824729
#41. Behind the cool mask of bravado, past the one-way mirror of his mind, underneath the rock-solid layers of self-control, in the Zen garden that was Master Sewer's soul, a high-pitched anxiety fart rustled through the still leaves. If farts could talk, this one would have said, Damn coppers!

Sorin Suciu

Geek Humor Quotes #832686
#42. Her assignment had been to write a simple Sumerian code for preserving a jar of pickled eggs. (To the programming-inclined reader, this is the magical equivalent of "HELLO WORLD.")

Sorin Suciu

Geek Humor Quotes #899245
#43. Love can be just like hot peppers, exciting on the way in and agonizing on the way out.

Sorin Suciu

Geek Humor Quotes #911277
#44. Ambition is a funny thing. It's like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back.
Or maybe that's the opposite of being a Trekkie.

Christy Leigh Stewart

Geek Humor Quotes #919207
#45. No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Geek Humor Quotes #946090
#46. That was when I realised a sad but incontrovertible truth: I was a geek, and there was no getting around it. I could dress in Kate's clothes, but it didn't make me Kate.

Sharon Sant

Geek Humor Quotes #949316
#47. I still wouldn't be able to control myself around him, and I'm math geek enough to know that equation doesn't work out.

Robin Brande

Geek Humor Quotes #985372
#48. When I dreamed about becoming a fantasy adventurer, I was always a max-level character with epic gear. Look at me. I'm wearing vendor trash.

Noelle Alladania Meade

Geek Humor Quotes #985677
#49. A project goal like a joke. If you have to explain it, it is not good / fun.

Gerry Geek

Geek Humor Quotes #1007957

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