Garage Door Quotes

#1. Garage door openers mysteriously not working are a clue to electromagnetic interference (EMI) issues.

Steven Magee

#2. The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

Minnie Pearl

#3. Do you ever stand in here with that garage door open?"

"No I do not."

"Interesting," Clark said.

John Corey Whaley

#4. If you walked into Netscape headquarters with a plain old modem from CompUSA they'd think it was a garage-door opener.

Walt Mossberg

#5. One of my books is a hallucinogen, an aphrodisiac, a mood elevator, an intellectual garage door opener, and a metaphysical trash compactor. They'll do everything except rotate your tires.

Tom Robbins

#6. Okay, please do the memory wipe thing to my parents. That sounds amazing. And while you're at it, there was this time when I was twelve that I crashed my moms car into the garage door..."
"Lets not get carried away Mr. Portman.

Ransom Riggs

#7. My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.

Bob Hope

#8. Moments later, there was a loud, protracted crashing sound. "Motherfucker!" "What was that?" "I just backed through the garage door." "Jesus. You okay?" "I'm fine," she said. "The whole damn door came down. I'll just drive over it." "Drive carefully.

Jonathan Tropper

#9. Someone who takes the trouble to see her file at one of the many brokerages, for example, might see the home mortgage, a Verizon bill, and a $ 459 repair on the garage door. But she won't see that she's in a bucket of people designated as "Rural and Barely Making It,"or perhaps "Retiring on Empty.

Cathy O'Neil

#10. Inconvenience yourself: ditch the remote, the garage door opener, the leaf-blower; buy a bike, broom, rake, and snow shovel.

Dan Buettner

#11. I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.

Frank Carson

#12. Amos stopped before the entrance, which was the size of a garage door - a dark heavy square of timber with no visible handle or lock. "Carter after you."
"Um, how do I - "
"How do you think?"
Great another mystery. I was about to suggest we ram Amos's head against it and see if that worked.

Rick Riordan

#13. He got the impression she might be a bit fucked up, but that had always been his type. The kind that would break your headlights, egg your house, spray paint ASSHOLE on your garage door.

C.D. Breadner

#14. And keep a watch out at the garage door, because you'll be back by the stroke of seven thirty and in time for dinner or else you'll turn back into an alien and be deported to your home planet.

Kelly Creagh

#15. I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying "Open!" was never a big deal, but holding that television tuner and realizing I alone control what is flashed on the screen brings out the Iacocca in me.

Erma Bombeck

#16. That one brown house still had that hole in its garage door splintering like a chewed cookie smile, the hole the exact size and height of the car parked on the driveway in front of it.

Tim Kinsella

#17. You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

Si Robertson

#18. In the poetry of arrival, the garage door is free verse; the front door can be anything from a rhyming couplet to a sonnet.

Akiko Busch

#19. Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.

David Shrigley

#20. I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.

Steven Wright

#21. I saw him making love to you, you forgot to close the garage door.

Bob Dylan

#22. A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

Henny Youngman

#23. I grew up where, when a door closed, a window didn't open. The only thing I had was cracks. I'd do everything to get through those cracks - scratch, claw, bite, push, bleed. Now the opportunity is here. The door is wide open, and it's as big as a garage.

Dwayne Johnson

#24. When he grew up, he drove muscle cars (loud and fast) and motorcycles (again, loud and fast) and sat in his Dad's garage with the door rolled up, lifting weights. I watched this out of my bedroom window and it was better than anything on television, believe you me.

Kristen Ashley

#25. there wasn't much difference between the University and the streets of Tarbean. No matter where you are, people are basically the same. Besides,

Patrick Rothfuss

#26. Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

Kin Hubbard

#27. I knew I had a great figure, but I never regarded myself as beautiful.

Marie Windsor

#28. The main thing that you have to remember on this journey is, just be nice to everyone and always smile.

Ed Sheeran

#29. I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.

Bill Cosby

#30. Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes.

Anthony Liccione

#31. I shall choose friends among men, but neither slaves nor masters. And I shall choose only such as please me, and them I shall love and respect, but neither command nor obey. And we shall join our hands when we wish, or walk alone when we so desire.

Ayn Rand