Funny Yuppie Quotes

#1. I love the power of words - no music or special effects - and I want to demonstrate that power.

Chuck Palahniuk

#2. Promises are just promises, made to be broken if they are built on lies. Not

Kat T. Masen

#3. When you succeed, at a certain point, you want to challenge yourself. Otherwise, you become boring. You become a has-been. It's not very interesting. I don't want to be this guy who has only succeeded in France. I could say, 'O.K., that's it; merci.' But I'm not interested in that.

Gad Elmaleh

#4. My sons love LeBron more than they love me. I'm just a little jealous about it.

Shaquille O'Neal

#5. But we ought to consider the natural form and shape of a horse, that we may work him according to nature.

William Cavendish

#6. I definitely don't think of myself as someone identified by region. It's too far-flung a region, for starters, and southern New Mexico is very isolated. I wouldn't think of my identity as generational, either, but maybe as more stylistic, in the school of realism and domestic issues.

Antonya Nelson

#7. Thinking of this friend I had. This friend I loved and keep loving
dead, but never really gone.

Brenna Yovanoff

#8. With relief help from Ryne Duren, who had no idea where the ball was going once it left his hand, and consequently scared the living shit out of the batters who had to face him.

Stephen King

#9. A fawn eats the equivalent of its body weight every twenty-four hours." "How do you know that?" "Read it in a book. I read sixty books last year." "Geez," he said. "Why?" "'Cause there wasn't time to read more," she said with a superior sniff. "Hard

Susan Wiggs

#10. There is nothing staid, nothing settled, in this universe. All is ripling,
all is dancing; all is quickness and triumph.

Virginia Woolf

#11. I felt black. I was as far as I was concerned. And I wanted to be black for lots of reasons. They were better musicians, they were better athletes, they were not uptight about sex, and they knew how to enjoy life better than most people.

Jerry Leiber

#12. Habent sua fata libelli. (Books have their own destinies.)

Terentianus Maurus

#13. A lot of times, our guides are at the same level that we are at spiritually. We are their jobs, and they are growing through our life experiences. People have this illusion that their guides are all-knowing and all-wise, and why would we need God if we have our guides?

Echo Bodine

#14. You don't want a diction gathered from the newspapers, caught from the air, common and unsuggestive; but you want one whose every word is full-freighted with suggestion and association, with beauty and power.

Rufus Choate

#15. Writing is a passion, to write you simply have to just let it flow and get on with it!

Mark Powell