Funny Twisted Quotes

#1. For the casual viewer, Kurosawa's films can be an exercise in endurance.

Jerry White

#2. Money won't ever make you happy, nor was it ever meant to. Happiness comes from within. Money at best will make you more comfortable.

James Arthur Ray

#3. All stories I write are compulsive. Anything I've ever written was because I don't have a choice. I write stories because I can't wait to tell it, I can't wait to see how it ends.

Khaled Hosseini

#4. It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated.

Elizabeth Cruickshank

#5. He twisted at the waist and stretched out on his side. You're a bit crazy. You throw apples in people's faces when you're angry. You go off half-cocked half the time. It entertains me to no end. So if you are irrational, I hope you stay that way. I love it.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#6. Toby twisted around. "Boo." Emily screamed.

Sara Shepard

#7. I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit twisted because my sense of humor is a little bit twisted. I love jokes that shouldn't be funny, but are. Those types of things just really make me laugh.

Rockmond Dunbar

#8. When I said Iniesta was the world's best, you laughed. Now you can see I'm right.

Samuel Eto'o

#9. Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#10. Read the whole book, suffer it to tell even one of its secrets to your soul, and your soul will grow eager to know more, and will feed upon poisonous honey, and make atonement for terrible pleasures that it has never known.

Oscar Wilde

#11. But, yes, I'm hungry." "Well, there's an Olive Garden next door." My face twisted up. "An olive garden? Like... we go and pick olives? I mean, I'm going to need more sustenance than that. What's so funny?

Jessica Gadziala

#12. I sort of have a dark, twisted, offbeat way of writing, which I see coming up in my kids. It's funny, on Halloween, one of my daughters said, "Halloween isn't supposed to be happy, dad, it's supposed to be dark. " No smiling pumpkins at the Sixx household!

Nikki Sixx

#13. And many to study so much are inclined, that utterly they fall out of their mind.

Alexander Barclay

#14. Suddenly he caught his reflection in the mirror behind her. His face was twisted into a dark scowl, and he was standing there naked, with a boner, and another man's business card in his hand.
He looked like a dick.

Sarah Mayberry

#15. It was funny, in a twisted sort of way, that night I gained my future was the same night I lost my past.

Kelley R. Martin

#16. Tawny shrugged. "I was overreacting. Typical big sister move. He explained why he did it, and it makes sense, in a slightly twisted way. He's not a bad guy. He's just a jerk. But a nice one."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"Men rarely do.

Chelsea M. Cameron

#17. You 'accidentally' touched his bottom? Didn't that happen when you last saw him as
well? Surprising how often that seems to be a problem.

Twisted Hilarity

#18. I love a lot of high speed turns, turns where you have to push yourself, force yourself to go fast. Then there's something telling your foot to lift off, because it's so fast, and it's impressive when you get that feeling and just drive on.

Jacques Villeneuve

#19. People are often surprised that I am so upbeat. I'm always hearing, 'You're so light and funny, and your books are so dark and twisted.' There's a dichotomy. I like books that are dark and creepy. I don't control it - it's just what I gravitate toward.

John Searles

#20. I stared at Irys. My Story Weaver had to be laughing his blue ass off right now. My future appeared to be a long twisted road fraught with knots, tangles and traps. Just the way I liked it.

Maria V. Snyder

#21. Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic!

Olivia Newport

#22. Nothing, not even sadness could be greater than the sum of us.

Emery Lord

#23. I wanted to be a soccer player; I wanted to do it at the highest level.

Tim Howard

#24. In daily life language is important, if not in itself, then as a symptom.

Mark Helprin

#25. True humility is a kind of self-annihilation; and this is the centre of all virtues.

John Wesley

#26. I'm pretty bad at seeing new films.

Richard Ayoade

#27. Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends."
"You're a twisted little man."
"Come on, Stretch, share with the class."
"No!" I laughed.
"Prude."
"Perv."
"Schoolmarm."
"Some other word that essentially means perv.

Molly Harper

#28. Darkness can be funny. It can be quirky. There are different ways that that stuff comes out as a creative person. But the actual conflicted, twisted, decaying, rotting soul? That's not me. No more.

Nikki Sixx

#29. Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.

Alyxandra Harvey

#30. Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.

E.A. Bucchianeri