Funny Twisted Love Quotes

#1. No one else holds or has held the place in the heart of the world which Jesus holds. Other gods have been as devoutly worshipped; no other man has been so devoutly loved.

John Knox

#2. The Road to Hell is Paved With Bad Intentions

Vicky Loebel

#3. The ground heaved, and then, because the air was bright and the birds were

Lauren Groff

#4. What do you think?" I whisper to Peeta. "About the fire?"
"I'll rip off your cape if you'll rip off mine," he says through gritted teeth.

Suzanne Collins

#5. Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to kiss your ass good-bye.

Terry Hanson

#6. Grades are almost completely relative, in effect ranking students relative to others in their class. Thus extra achievement by one student not only raises his position, but in effect lowers the position of others.

James S. Coleman

#7. In a memoir, I think, the contract implies a certain degree of truth. I think you have to be as true to your memory and your experience as you possibly can.

David Leavitt

#8. If you like the story then don't hold back in telling me about it, and if you don't then please keep your opinions to yourself!

Erle Stanley Gardner

#9. Peer over the edge
Can you see me?
Rivulets flow from your eyes
Paint runs from your mouth
Like a waterfall
And your lungs crystalize

Owl City

#10. Disguise, I see thou art a wickedness,/ Wherein the ... enemy does much.

William Shakespeare

#11. The next time the novelist rings the bell I will not stir though the meeting-house burn down.

Henry David Thoreau

#12. Tagore once said, art has to be beautiful. But before that, it has to be truthful.

Ritwik Ghatak

#13. I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit twisted because my sense of humor is a little bit twisted. I love jokes that shouldn't be funny, but are. Those types of things just really make me laugh.

Rockmond Dunbar

#14. He twisted at the waist and stretched out on his side. You're a bit crazy. You throw apples in people's faces when you're angry. You go off half-cocked half the time. It entertains me to no end. So if you are irrational, I hope you stay that way. I love it.

Jennifer L. Armentrout